Wedding at the sty...

[mattbianco1]

I've named 1 dot Duffy, and the other one Clarke

 

[Rusty view]

I've named 1 dot Duffy, and the other one Clarke
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Brooks nutmeg dot please

 

[Large Mendonca]

My niece is at that reception- say hi from me

 

[mattbianco1]

My niece is at that reception- say hi from me

Ha. Small world. What's she called. My cousin is best man

 

[GodricBlade]

Were you held outside for half an hour before you could get in, missing the first 2 major bits of action?
Are they serving the buffet in troughs?

 

[Large Mendonca]

Ha. Small world. What's she called. My cousin is best man

Sarah, petit, blonde hair, 27 y/o. Not sure who she knows who’s there

 

[Rodders]

If you don’t do a shit on the carpet, don’t ever call yourself a Blade again.

 

[mattbianco1]

Sarah, petit, blonde hair, 27 y/o. Not sure who she knows who’s there

Know who you mean. She went to school with them

 

[Large Mendonca]

Know who you mean. She went to school with them

Say Uncle G says Hi

Edit: she’s texting me now

 

[The Crab]

I've named 1 dot Duffy, and the other one Clarke
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D Taxi home later?

 

[GodricBlade]

D Taxi home later?

Nope!
Try calling them on 0800 NO FUCKING CHANCE

 

[The Crab]

Nope!
Try calling them on 0800 NO FUCKING CHANCE

Just coming round the corner apparently

 

[Sean Thornton]

Just coming round the corner apparently

Well Chansiri has taken a lot of them around the corner

 

[The Crab]

Well Chansiri has taken a lot of them around the corner

Where he's taken them can often be found on Pornhub *

*So a friend tells me...……….ahem

 

[mattbianco1]

There's 2 gold elephants outside the main reception door. He's fucking tapped that Chansiri

 

[Rusty view]

There's 2 gold elephants outside the main reception door. He's fucking tapped that Chansiri

Many a time I've stumbled past an considered chucking them in the Don.

 

[Foxy]

Say Uncle G says Hi

Edit: she’s texting me now

She didn't know who he meant until he said Uncle Nobhead.

 

[DifferentClass]

The happy couple!

 

[Bellypork]

Many a time I've stumbled past an considered chucking them in the Don.

In our climate, woolly mammoths would be more suitable.

 

[Booker4]

Went once to the Sty to have an annual dinner. Had no choice in it being there. Wore my United badge on my tie and I have to say the food was poor, really poor! It might have improved since then but the ground hasn't!

 

[BigBed]

Idve told them to get fucked, the only time you should be there is when Duffy is culling the barstewards!!!!!

 

[mattbianco1]

Apparently the pig shirts today...

Only available in Ladies sizes or infant sizes up to 4yr old.

The only mens shirts are sale are limited edition in the same fabric as the proper ones that players wear. At.... £99.

So if you see a bloke wearing the new shirt, beep your own and tell him what a complete Muppet he is. 99 fucking quid

 

[Billyblade]

Say Uncle G says Hi

Edit: she’s texting me now

27 yr old petite blonde?
Never mind Uncle G saying hi.
Tell her Billyblade says "how you doin?"

 

[mattbianco1]

Apparently - "do you know Large Mendonca" isn't the best ice breaker

 

[Boxer Blade]

Went once to the Sty to have an annual dinner. Had no choice in it being there. Wore my United badge on my tie and I have to say the food was poor, really poor! It might have improved since then but the ground hasn't!

After all these years I thought they would have got the pork just right,obviously not.

 

[Gimli]

I, like many other Sheffield Uni students, had the misfortune of having to complete several exams at the sty. At least it made the exam seem better knowing that it wasn’t the worst thing about the day!

 

[WhiteHawk]

I, like many other Sheffield Uni students, had the misfortune of having to complete several exams at the sty. At least it made the exam seem better knowing that it wasn’t the worst thing about the day!

I drive past it everyday and very often see loads of students rocking up but never knew why, now I do.

 

[Gimli]

I drive past it everyday and very often see loads of students rocking up but never knew why, now I do.

Yeah it has been 10 years since I was last there for an exam - not sure if they still use it as a ‘venue’.

 

[Bladesway]

In our climate, woolly mammoths would be more suitable.

You haven’t been out for a while I guess?

 

[sunny_jimbob]

I, like many other Sheffield Uni students, had the misfortune of having to complete several exams at the sty. At least it made the exam seem better knowing that it wasn’t the worst thing about the day!

I did a few Open University exams there, always made sure to wear a United shirt on those days. Always got an interesting reaction asking for assistance at the desk, and got chatting to several other local football fans while waiting to go in. A great ice breaker!