So how are you overreacting?

[Rusty view]

When I get home, I'm going to get a Baseball Bat, take my copy of The Shawshank Redemption and smash the fucker up. There was someone called Brooks in it after all.....................

Brooks was ere

 

[Sean Thornton]

You know, the usual. Done a few murders, violent ones may I add. A copper interrupted the last one so that was quite worrying but I slit his throat so now it's OK.

Given up on the non violent ones?

 

[Rusty view]

Threads like this is why I cone on here.

 

[The Crab]

I'm collecting dog and cat shit and sending it to Mark Rankine even though this is nothing to do with him.

Do you want the Fed Ex number I use for Piers?

 

[Ricky]

Given up on the non violent ones?

Yeah, when we sold DCL I Harold Shipmanned a few old women but that simply doesn't relieve the fury in the same way.

 

[The Crab]

I have overreacted by moving to Bournemouth so I can watch him play.

I moved to Tottenham in case they came in with a last minute bid.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Yeah, when we sold DCL I Harold Shipmanned a few old women but that simply doesn't relieve the fury in the same way.

I have to say behind the seemingly calm exterior, l believe you may not be taking the news well........

 

[The Crab]

If Carlsberg did outrage......

I’m not just outraged, I’m fuckingbastardbollockingtwattingsodding outraged.

Apart from the above, I’m absolutely fine, thanks

I can't even describe it. But if someone wants to bring me some Fried Chicken, they might get on the six o clock news with me...................

 

[Sean Thornton]

I can't even describe it. But if someone wants to bring me some Fried Chicken, they might get on the six o clock news with me...................

 

[I should coco]

I'm collecting dog and cat shit and sending it to Mark Rankine even though this is nothing to do with him.

A creditable community minded thing to do, that.

Sending turds to Rankine is never the wrong thing.

TWAT!

 

[BushBlade]

I got lots of photos of Tony Currie, cut and pasted photos of Brook’s head on them, then burnt them all whilst chanting ‘Bullshit Lies And Deceit Every Season’. I’m now banned from Shepherd’s Bush Library.

 

[Ricky]

I can't even describe it. But if someone wants to bring me some Fried Chicken, they might get on the six o clock news with me...................

If I bring you the fried chicken will you give me your shotgun?

I lack a shotgun.

 

[Sean Thornton]

I got lots of photos of Tony Currie, cut and pasted photos of Brook’s head on them, then burnt them all whilst chanting ‘Bullshit Lies And Deceit Every Season’. I’m now banned from Shepherd’s Bush Library.

There's a Sheperds Bush library in Jakarta? Wow!

 

[The Crab]

If I bring you the fried chicken will you give me your shotgun?

I lack a shotgun.

Erm, yeah, ok.

 

[FinchleyBlade]

Is it really overreacting to think that the reported fee is a poor deal for the club when you consider the age and potential of the player and the financial muscle of premier league clubs?

This same thread was made after the sale of Walker and Maguire for pathetic fees too. The same excuses.

 

[Maidenhead]

I'm chilled.

Just sinking my last bottle of Mythos before going to pack and catch the next flight back to Leeds Bradford from Heraklion.

Has anything happened in the month I've been away?

 

[Ricky]

Erm, yeah, ok.

Cheers Moaty. Top lad.

 

[The Crab]

Stolen my next door neighbours washing line so I can hang myself.

I've stolen my next door neighbour.

Fuck knows what I'm going to do with him, I've not thought it through. Fucks sake, what do you want from me????!!!!

 

[BushBlade]

There's a Sheperds Bush library in Jakarta? Wow!

Why not? There’s a Polish supermarket in Hammersmith.

 

[BushBlade]

I've stolen my next door neighbour.

Fuck knows what I'm going to do with him, I've not thought it through. Fucks sake, what do you want from me????!!!!

Divvent worry. I’ve got me fishing rods.

 

[Maidenhead]

Is it really overreacting to think that the reported fee is a poor deal for the club when you consider the age and potential of the player and the financial muscle of premier league clubs?

This same thread was made after the sale of Walker and Maguire for pathetic fees too. The same excuses.

As someone else said the sell on clause is the key.

Unless he apends his whole career at Bournemouth we will get another meaty chunk if he comes good, and we got a bloody good deal if he doesn't.

In the longer term it's a win/win for us whilst Bournemouth take the risks.

 

[The Crab]

Divvent worry. I’ve got me fishing rods.

Ms Crab says there isn't room to swing a Cat in the "3rd bedroom". Fuck it, I'm going to test that theory when I get home.

 

[The Crab]

As someone else said the sell on clause is the key.

Unless he apends his whole career at Bournemouth we will get another meaty chunk if he comes good, and we got a bloody good deal if he doesn't.

In the longer term it's a win/win for us whilst Bournemouth take the risks.

Meaty chunks? you've triggered Vern, he's in the Discovery and headed for Bournemouth with his Axe.
Good job the Discovery has as much chance of making it that far as I have of landing on the moon.

 

[Tom Bott]

I've stolen my next door neighbour.

Fuck knows what I'm going to do with him, I've not thought it through. Fucks sake, what do you want from me????!!!!

Offer him as a swap deal to Bournemouth.

 

[South Bucks]

If Real Madrid had just taken him for £100 million plus Ronaldo these threads would still be the same, great stuff, only in S2.

 

[bromtom]

I'm joking btw, I'm fine now.

 

[Sheff de party]

I didn’t know any work on this transfer was being done, so I’m blaming Hammond for doing it all.

 

[Iceybabey]

The most disappointing thing is, for myle anyway, is that we're not going to the lad to damage for us and become that 'special' player every supporter craves for their team. Will there ever be a time when United can put together, keep together, and add to a very very special group of players? I feel we're getting close to this, especially with Wilder in charge. However, the sale of Brooks is a very clear indicator of us needing some serious investment.

 

[IdLiketoRogerMoore]

I've just kidney punch a disabled lesbian orphan with one leg.

I've also taken my David Brooks pin badge and shoved it up next door cats arse.

Finally I've just had an angry wank watching a video of Asa Akira.

*actually only one of those above comments is true...

 

[blade too long]

perspective

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/44629646
Reid who scored a bucketload and achieved far more than Brooks last season has gone for under 10 m

12 m and add ons is really good business , especially if his heads been turned by filthy lucre
plus bournemouths Eddie Howe is probably one manager who will play him