So how are you overreacting?

[Blade for Sale]

So far I've put my foot through my computer screen and sent SUFC the bill. I'm also refusing to use the word 'brook' for a small stream, preferring the Scottish 'burn'. My brother is called David so I've called him a money grabbing cnut, and I've just finished erasing Bournemouth from my map of the UK. It's now just sea. Ha! Has anybody got he number for a good hitman?

 

[Westran]

I'm over reacting by actually posting rather than just reading, even though I'm not really bothered by the sale of Brooks but can understand why people would be pissed off

 

[DifferentClass]

I'm setting myself on fire in the Cherry Street car park.

With my shoes ON.

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

Stuck my fingers down my throat to regurgitate the can of Cherry Coke I drank this morning.

 

[S5Blade]

Ive just had a shit in a bag and have posted it to McCabe. That'll show him.

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

So far I've put my foot through my computer screen and sent SUFC the bill. I'm also refusing to use the word 'brook' for a small stream, preferring the Scottish 'burn'. My brother is called David so I've called him a money grabbing cnut, and I've just finished erasing Bournemouth from my map of the UK. It's now just sea. Ha! Has anybody got he number for a good hitman?

Not your best ever post BfS. but I think a hit man would be a bit of an over-reaction

 

[GodricBlade]

So far I've put my foot through my computer screen and sent SUFC the bill. I'm also refusing to use the word 'brook' for a small stream, preferring the Scottish 'burn'. My brother is called David so I've called him a money grabbing cnut, and I've just finished erasing Bournemouth from my map of the UK. It's now just sea. Ha! Has anybody got he number for a good hitman?

Sitting under an umbrella working out if I've missed the irony of why "Blade For Sale" is overreacting to a Blade actually, erm, being sold.
Allegedly.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Ive just had a shit in a bag and have posted it to McCabe. That'll show him.

I'm collecting dog and cat shit and sending it to Mark Rankine even though this is nothing to do with him.

 

[Bladesman]

I punched a disabled child in the kidneys.

 

[Carlton Blade]

I punched a disabled child in the kidneys.

I hope he was from Norwich?

 

[Keef Chedwyn]

I've just smeared my box set of bastard Bourne movies in shit and stuck it in my bastard mouth.

 

[Sean Thornton]

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

I refused the digestives with my morning coffee today!

 

[Ricky]

You know, the usual. Done a few murders, violent ones may I add. A copper interrupted the last one so that was quite worrying but I slit his throat so now it's OK.

 

[Bashar Al Asaba]

I've posted an ambiguous Facebook status in order to get maximum attention.

"Sum ppl do my fuckin head in, proper fumin"

Omg whats up hun? xx

"Nothin"

U ok babes? x

"PM'd u hun" x

 

[Rusty view]

I’m not rate fussed. Am I under reacting. Should I have booted the cat down stairs by now and thrown a steak (bake) at the wife.

 

[TJB.]

I shot a cat.

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

Sitting under an umbrella working out if I've missed the irony of why "Blade For Sale" is overreacting to a Blade actually, erm, being sold.
Allegedly.

My half-hearted attempt at a funny GB....as in 'no need to get a hit-man to do a job on BfS for his crap post' (which wasn't by the way)

 

[Barney Rubble]

I'm collecting dog and cat shit and sending it to Mark Rankine even though this is nothing to do with him.

Well done. Every week I still send him a box of my own shit for forcing us to sell Jordan Slew for £1.2 million

 

[Speedracer]

I have overreacted by moving to Bournemouth so I can watch him play.

 

[8lade]

I went to Grimsby and shook my fist in the air, filmed it and sent it to Humberside police.

 

[georgebernardshaw]

If Carlsberg did outrage......

I’m not just outraged, I’m fuckingbastardbollockingtwattingsodding outraged.

Apart from the above, I’m absolutely fine, thanks

 

[ljk]

I plan to have a child, name him David, then raise him to be really boring so nobody invites him to dinner parties in adulthood.

 

[drinksmat]

Economic sanctions. If it is made in Bournemouth then I'm not going to buy it. That'll learn them.

 

[snb69]

My head has literally exploded in indignation. It's made a right mess of my laptop, I can tell you - I blame McCabe, or possibly Monty. I shall be writing a strongly worded missive (in my special green crayon) to SUFC PLC, demanding a refund on any and all monies I have spent on the club, plus emotional damages to the tune of £12 million

 

[SteveH]

Stolen my next door neighbours washing line so I can hang myself.

 

[The Crab]

When I get home, I'm going to get a Baseball Bat, take my copy of The Shawshank Redemption and smash the fucker up. There was someone called Brooks in it after all.....................

 

[Deleted member 875]

I’m just in the Copthorne Hotel and stripped naked and smeared myself with excrement, I’m not going to douse myself with petrol, walk round to the Bramall Lane car park and set myself on fire.

If that doesn’t show United then I don’t know what will

 

[Sean Thornton]

I've posted an ambiguous Facebook status in order to get maximum attention.

"Sum ppl do my fuckin head in, proper fumin"

Omg whats up hun? xx

"Nothin"

U ok babes? x

"PM'd u hun" x

I’m just in the Copthorne Hotel and stripped naked and smeared myself with excrement, I’m not going to douse myself with petrol, walk round to the Bramall Lane car park and set myself on fire.

If that doesn’t show United then I don’t know what will

Someone from the crowd gathering in the car park, with a stained blanket with "Wilson" in blue paint on it will smother the flames.

 

[georgebernardshaw]

I went to Grimsby and shook my fist in the air, filmed it and sent it to Humberside police.

The correct option in my view, I’ve just treated the Tung Sing chippie in Dronfield to an outraged cry of “BOLLOCKS”