We did it, we did it.

[GreasyChipBeattie]

We won our last game of the season, away as well, and now we....oh bugga!

 

[loyalblade95]

And we got the result we should have had from when we played them at the lane

 

[blade67]

I predicted 10th at start of season.

Do I get a prize?

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

I predicted 10th at start of season.

Do I get a prize?

Here's my list of prizes for correctly forecasting our finishing positions:

1st - Ferrari
2nd - All expenses paid holiday to Mauritius
3rd - £10,000/week for life
4th - Lifetime season ticket for BDTBL
5th - A holiday home in Florida up to the value of £250,000
6th - £300,000 cash
7th - Your mortgage paid off
8th - 2 weeks 5* all inclusive Spanish holiday for life
9th - His and hers Rolex watches to the value of £250,000
10th - A family sized bag of peanut M&Ms
11th - £1,000/week for 2 years

I'll contact you with details of how to collect your prize once I've received your £100 entry fee.
Please MM me your personal bank details so I can transfer any cash prizes.

 

[super_pig]

pedant alert. his and hers Rolex watch set isn't 250 grand. mine wasn't anyway perhaps it is fake

 

[Dellas Cowboys]

Here's my list of prizes for correctly forecasting our finishing positions:

1st - Ferrari
2nd - All expenses paid holiday to Mauritius
3rd - £10,000/week for life
4th - Lifetime season ticket for BDTBL
5th - A holiday home in Florida up to the value of £250,000
6th - £300,000 cash
7th - Your mortgage paid off
8th - 2 weeks 5* all inclusive Spanish holiday for life
9th - His and hers Rolex watches to the value of £250,000
10th - A family sized bag of peanut M&Ms
11th - £1,000/week for 2 years

I'll contact you with details of how to collect your prize once I've received your £100 entry fee.
Please MM me your personal bank details so I can transfer any cash prizes.

Is there an alternative prize if declaring a peanut allergy?

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

Is there an alternative prize if declaring a peanut allergy?

Of course mate. No discrimination here my friend.
Revels or Minstrels?

 

[Sean Thornton]

pedant alert. his and hers Rolex watch set isn't 250 grand. mine wasn't anyway perhaps it is fake

With the real ones, your wrist turns a bluey green colour....

 

[Dellas Cowboys]

Of course mate. No discrimination here my friend.
Revels or Minstrels?

Just checking, not for me though my prediction was 14th.

 

[super_pig]

With the real ones, your wrist turns a bluey green colour....

heh.. i don’t have one mate don’t wear a watch

 

[blade67]

Here's my list of prizes for correctly forecasting our finishing positions:

1st - Ferrari
2nd - All expenses paid holiday to Mauritius
3rd - £10,000/week for life
4th - Lifetime season ticket for BDTBL
5th - A holiday home in Florida up to the value of £250,000
6th - £300,000 cash
7th - Your mortgage paid off
8th - 2 weeks 5* all inclusive Spanish holiday for life
9th - His and hers Rolex watches to the value of £250,000
10th - A family sized bag of peanut M&Ms
11th - £1,000/week for 2 years

I'll contact you with details of how to collect your prize once I've received your £100 entry fee.
Please MM me your personal bank details so I can transfer any cash prizes.

No fucking way!

Just my luck. I love m&ms though but I'm on a diet so couldn't eat them

 

[The Crab]

With the real ones, your wrist turns a bluey green colour....

That's what we used to tell them eh Sean.

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

That's what we used to tell them eh Sean.

Which reminds me.

"We only sell quality time pieces" you said.
"It's worth 500 quid of anybody's money" you said.
"You can take it to any jewellers in the world and check" you said.

Well I'd like my £489.99 back please

 

[Sean Thornton]

Which reminds me.

"We only sell quality time pieces" you said.
"It's worth 500 quid of anybody's money" you said.
"You can take it to any jewellers in the world and check" you said.

Well I'd like my £489.99 back please

That's the limited edition "Let Dogs in the Lane" timepiece.

Be worth a fortune one day, we only sold one and the rest went up in the "accidental" fire.

 

[The Crab]

Which reminds me.

"We only sell quality time pieces" you said.
"It's worth 500 quid of anybody's money" you said.
"You can take it to any jewellers in the world and check" you said.

Well I'd like my £489.99 back please

Always read the smallprint (ok you'd need the Hubble Telescope but still.......). I asked if you'd like a quality timepiece, that doesn't mean that's what we sold you. It's right twice a day, a better ratio than any politician. But as a gesture of goodwill, I asked Vern to come round and give you what's coming to you.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Always read the smallprint (ok you'd need the Hubble Telescope but still.......). I asked if you'd like a quality timepiece, that doesn't mean that's what we sold you. It's right twice a day, a better ration than any politician. But as a gesture of goodwill, I asked Vern to come round and give you what's coming to you.

Working with those kinky Swedes and drug addled Dutch, Vern at last has an opportunity to try out his new "tricks"

Let's hope GCB likes meatballs.....

 

[The Crab]

That's the limited edition "Let Dogs in the Lane" timepiece.

Be worth a fortune one day, we only sold one and the rest went up in the "accidental" fire.

Yes, a Sequence of Unfortunate Events. How were we to know that Vern was going to go round the lock up with his lighter? All those piles of old Shell Suits just happened to be soaked in petrol, and how was the gas main leaking gas into the lock up?

I mean, that could happen to anyone.

 

[Whiston Blade]

I predicted 10th at start of season.

Do I get a prize?

 

[The Crab]

Working with those kinky Swedes and drug addled Dutch, Vern at last has an opportunity to try out his new "tricks"

Let's hope GCB likes meatballs.....

Vern's in a mood. The Discovery got clamped today. As a result, I hope GCB has plenty of soup, meatballs won't be do-able for a while..................

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

Vern's in a mood. The Discovery got clamped today. As a result, I hope GCB has plenty of soup, meatballs won't be do-able for a while..................

Look, on reflection, it's not too bad I suppose.
In fact, if Vern's coming round, perhaps he could bring another one round for me to use as a spare.
I'll hand over 750, just in case they've gone up a little since last week. Deal?

 

[snootyfenooty]

With the real ones, your wrist turns a bluey green colour....

You're confusing it with your old fogey copper bracelet!!

 

[The Crab]

Look, on reflection, it's not too bad I suppose.
In fact, if Vern's coming round, perhaps he could bring another one round for me to use as a spare.
I'll hand over 750, just in case they've gone up a little since last week. Deal?

He's turned his mobile off. Just make him a brew and break out the Custard Creams and it'll calm him down.

 

[Sean Thornton]

He's turned his mobile off. Just make him a brew and break out the Custard Creams and it'll calm him down.

Space cake. He likes space cake these days.

 

[The Crab]

Space cake. He likes space cake these days.

Well, la di fucking da. A few weeks lugging furniture nobody can even pronounce and he thinks he's Frasier fucking Crane.