Piggy Bartender

[mattbianco1]

Just had a game of squash. Call in boozer for a quick pint after. Barman sees my blades shorts and says...

"You seen Draw? You lot are going out. Think We've got a chance though against Carlos"

How's about you pour me a pint you soft twat

 

[hazzasufc_]

Put a piece of metal in the pint and get him sacked. Who's lauging now cunt.

 

[zablade]

Remember them saying this a few years back when they drew Charlton and we drew Forrest.

 

[alcoblade]

Let's face it;

a) He's probably right
b) Who gives a fuck?

UTB

 

[8lade]

Couple of nil draws and a win in the cup and they're Champions of Europe again.

 

[Snowman]

Couple of nil draws and a win in the cup and they're Champions of Europe again.

They were nil nil wins if you please!

 

[SUFC Guy]

Fckin Squash ?








Only kidding, you shoulda forced that racket over his fkin snout - or just replied "tickety boo old chap"

 

[SUFC Handsworth]

Just had a game of squash. Call in boozer for a quick pint after. Barman sees my blades shorts and says...

"You seen Draw? You lot are going out. Think We've got a chance though against Carlos"

How's about you pour me a pint you soft twat

Love it when mouthy pigs come out with stuff like this, it usually ends up with it coming back to bite them on the arse.

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Remember them saying this a few years back when they drew Charlton and we drew Forrest.

Gump?

 

[Houston_Blade]

Their season now hangs on how far they’ll get in the cup, we win.

 

[Deleted member 875]

I came across a gobby Wednesdayite on Sunday afternoon whilst enjoying my Sunday afternoon tipple,

He tried to tell me that Wednesdayites were more loyal as Unitedites didn’t go away in big enough number unless we was doing well, then when I gave some rough figures of the sheer number of away games I’ve been to over the years he tried to dismiss it, before ending up floundering.

 

[Tunstall Fred]

I am surprised any of you think you will get any sense out of a Wednesday fan,there not called thick Piggy barstewards for nothing.

My dear old Grandad,once said to me,`You will never meet a clever Wednesdayite`,and he has been proved correct.

 

[SwissBlade]

Their season now hangs on how far they’ll get in the cup, we win.

No, it apparently rests on us failing to get promotion or winning the play offs. This was from two separate pigs!

The most amusing part is that these same pigs told me last season that they didn’t know anything about us as they don’t even pay any attention.

I’ll always keep an eye on the local teams, but never base my seasons hopes on the failings of another club over my own.

 

[Whiston Blade]

I’ll always keep an eye on the local teams, but never base my seasons hopes on the failings of another club over my own.

To be fair, the only good thing about the season under Adkins was watching the Wendy's fail at Wembley.

 

[SwissBlade]

To be fair, the only good thing about the season under Adkins was watching the Wendy's fail at Wembley.

Dunno the wonder of Hammond was amazing and Adkins post match interviews were inspirational

 

[prince albert]

Dunno the wonder of Hammond was amazing and Adkins post match interviews were inspirational

Nurse...Nurse......

 

[blade too long]

You can emulate squash by just running into walls

 

[The Crab]

Gump?

No, thats Tango.

 

[Sean Thornton]

They let a Pig tramp have access to a till?

 

[Sean Thornton]

No, thats Tango.

Crabs orange coloured but not flavoured E number drink?

 

[The Crab]

I came across a gobby Wednesdayite on Sunday afternoon whilst enjoying my Sunday afternoon tipple,

He tried to tell me that Wednesdayites were more loyal as Unitedites didn’t go away in big enough number unless we was doing well, then when I gave some rough figures of the sheer number of away games I’ve been to over the years he tried to dismiss it, before ending up floundering.

They usually do when they are confronted with facts. It's like shooting Pigs in a barrel.

 

[Grecian2000]

Just had a game of squash.

Stopped reading and put you on ignore after that.

 

[Liverpool blade]

They usually do when they are confronted with facts. It's like shooting Pigs in a barrel.

Haha now we know what else you do in your spare time!!. I've always wanted to shoot pigs in a barrel!. They wouldn't let me into the sty with my semi automatic rifle!!!. Twats.

 

[The Crab]

Haha now we know what else you do in your spare time!!. I've always wanted to shoot pigs in a barrel!. They wouldn't let me into the sty with my semi automatic rifle!!!. Twats.

Just take a bar of Imperial Leather in with you, then wave it at 'em like you would do with garlic to a vampire. It'll scare them more than any weapon

 

[Sean Thornton]

Just take a bar of Imperial Leather in with you. It'll scare them more than any weapon

Apple sauce and/or stuffing

 

[mosbolad]

Just had a game of squash. Call in boozer for a quick pint after. Barman sees my blades shorts and says...

"You seen Draw? You lot are going out. Think We've got a chance though against Carlos"

How's about you pour me a pint you soft twat

God forbid we have a bit of banter......Whatever next......

 

[Isaw Joeshaw]

If you don't care for piggy bartenders, don't go anywhere near The Sportsman at Lodge Moor ( not to be confused with the one at Crosspool )

This one is a full weight, mouth breathing gobshite who's not averse to insulting Blades fans, even when they're regular customers, and refers to Bramall Lane as ' The Shithole'

 

[Lil red rooster]

you'll be in there like a shot when jon stead knocks em out the cup !

 

[sitwell]

When was the last time they scored a goal in the league ?

 

[Tunstall Fred]

When was the last time they scored a goal in the league ?

Was it the goal just before Duff stopped them bouncing?