Adaptation of Norwich song

[Trafford]

Loved the ‘slow it down song’ and would be great to hear a version that we could use in any situation, so hows about:-

Give me joy in my heart, Sheff United
Give me joy in my heart, I pray
Give me joy in my heart, Sheff United
Playing football, the Wilder way

I’ll prepare myself for the inevitable abuse and ridicule.....

 

[Rodley]

It’s good, a copy of a man united song, but good. Needs a tinker.

 

[Bladezz]

I like it

 

[Damski]

This is a good version. Very wholesome.

 

[LoughboroBlade]

Loved the ‘slow it down song’

There are only three words to that line of the song, and you’ve struck out with all three!

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

Does it come with a 'Fire Certificate' ...
If not, cannot use it at BDTBL...

Sorry.

 

[s4-blade]

Kidney punch, kidney punch, Sheff United,
Killing disabled kids in wheelchairs,
Throw the acid and the flares, Sheff United,
Burning stolen orphans every day


#sheffieldunitedfansareadisgrace

 

[Gavlar]

Kidney punch, kidney punch, Sheff United,
Killing disabled kids in wheelchairs,
Throw the acid and the flares, Sheff United,
Burning stolen orphans every day


#sheffieldunitedfansareadisgrace

Tried this one with my toddler group today...........didnt go down so well.

 

[Snowman]

This is a good version. Very wholesome.

Can't use it then, not PC. (Pinchy Certified).

 

[sheffielder]

Loved the ‘slow it down song’ and would be great to hear a version that we could use in any situation, so hows about:-

Give me joy in my heart, Sheff United
Give me joy in my heart, I pray
Give me joy in my heart, Sheff United
Playing football, the Wilder way

I’ll prepare myself for the inevitable abuse and ridicule.....

That’s fucking awful, but I like it

 

[Damski]

Can't use it then, not PC. (Pinchy Certified).

We'll have to put something in there about shagging women and drinking beer then

 

[bromtom]

After today's View from

We are (unts we are (unts, Sheff United
We are (unts we are (unts, you say
We are (unts we are (unts, Sheff United
Playing football, the Wilder way

Seriously though, I like it. There are occasionally some good suggestions but I can actually see this taking off.

You start, I'll join in.

 

[sheffielder]

After today's View from

We are (unts we are (unts, Sheff United
We are (unts we are (unts, you say
We are (unts we are (unts, Sheff United
Playing football, the Wilder way

Seriously though, I like it. There are occasionally some good suggestions but I can actually see this taking off.

You start, I'll join in.

Maybe Ricky and his mob can start us off on th BLUT

 

[Snowman]

We'll have to put something in there about shagging women and drinking beer then

Nah! Doesn't scan.

We're drinking beer here at Sheffield United
We're having carnal knowledge of women too
When we've drunk and all got our end away
We're playing football the Wilder way.

Coat acquired and on my way out.

 

[DifferentClass]

Park the bus, park the bus, Sheffield Wednesday
Park the bus, park the bus, I say
Park the bus, park the bus, Sheffield Wednesday
Playing football the Ron Mael way...

 

[bromtom]

Nah! Doesn't scan.

We're drinking beer here at Sheffield United
We're having carnal knowledge of women too
When we've drunk and all got our end away
We're playing football the Wilder way.

Coat acquired and on my way out.

How about

Pint of ale kidney punch, Sheff United
Kidney punching a child, again
Kick a biddy in the head, Sheff United
Playing football, the Wilder way

 

[HodgysBrokenThumb]

Kidney punch, kidney punch, Sheff United,
Killing disabled kids in wheelchairs,
Throw the acid and the flares, Sheff United,
Burning stolen orphans every day


#sheffieldunitedfansareadisgrace

Too right it's a disgrace. One of the two rhyming words (wheelchairs/flares) isn't even at the end of the line.I refuse to join in on literary/aesthetic grounds.

 

[ThatJa]

Mind the gap
Mind the gap
Sheffield wednesday
Mind the gap
Mind the gap
We say
Mind the gap
Mind the gap
Sheffield wednesday
Playing football the Wilder way

 

[Danny_Blade]

I'd just keep the song the same as what we sung at Norwich, adjusting the name to other teams in the league that employ the same tactics although I suppose not many are as bad as Norwich.

 

[cal the blade]

Mind the gap
Mind the gap
Sheffield wednesday
Mind the gap
Mind the gap
We say
Mind the gap
Mind the gap
Sheffield wednesday
Playing football the Wilder way

Now that I like

 

[ShorehamRevolution]

Loved the ‘slow it down song’ and would be great to hear a version that we could use in any situation, so hows about:-

Give me joy in my heart, Sheff United
Give me joy in my heart, I pray
Give me joy in my heart, Sheff United
Playing football, the Wilder way

I’ll prepare myself for the inevitable abuse and ridicule.....

Give Deane and Agana, sheff United
Give me Brooks and Duffy all day,
Give me joy in my heart sheff United
Playing football the chris wilder way....

Sure a better adaption with names could be given

 

[Stumbler]

Down the right, down the right Kieron Freeman
Down the right, down the right I say

..............don't know the rest of the words but heard it sung away a few times last season

 

[wizadry]

Down the right, down the right Kieron Freeman
Down the right, down the right I say

..............don't know the rest of the words but heard it sung away a few times last season

Down the right, down the right Kieron Freeman
Kieron Freeman is the white Cafu.

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

I’ll prepare myself for the inevitable abuse and ridicule.....

 

[Sean Thornton]

Let dogs in, let dogs in Sheff United
Let the mutts see how we play
Let dogs in let dogs in Sheff United
Playing football the Wilder way

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

Mind the gap
Mind the gap
Sheffield wednesday
Mind the gap
Mind the gap
We say
Mind the gap
Mind the gap
Sheffield wednesday
Playing football the Wilder way

But who wants to have to sing Sheffield Wednesday?

 

[bromtom]

But who wants to have to sing Sheffield Wednesday?

Porcine bastards?

 

[ucandomagic]

We drink beer we drink beer Sheff United
Shoreham Boys drink and shag every day
We drink beer we drink beer Sheff United
Beer & football’s the Wilder way

 

[ucandomagic]

We drink beer we drink beer Sheff United
Shoreham Boys drink and shag every day
We drink beer we drink beer Sheff United
Beer & football’s the Wilder way

The more sensitive amongst you can replace line 2 with:-

Shoreham Boys sing and drink every day!

Or I guess, whatever you like to do as well as drink!

 

[espoo blade]

Let dogs in, let dogs in Sheff United
Let the mutts see how we play
Let dogs in let dogs in Sheff United
Playing football the Wilder way

only joining in if they're counted in the official attendance figures!