In jokes

[georgebernardshaw]

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

alloy wheels

 

[Pierre's PC]

Magic Mike Strappy Stappon

According to x who is reliable

TAT

Crayons

 

[shorehamview]

Have we had the dead cat yet?

 

[Bladepicker]

Shoutbox specials:

Nade here till 'x'pm lads.
sitwell's secret stickball love
Scalextrix crew
Cryptic clues
Trigger Blade Rules
boo radley's string

 

[The Crab]

Have we had the dead cat yet?

Not unless you've dined at The Happy Crab and gone for the "Chicken" Sweet & Sour.

 

[Bert]

I get my first 100 comment thread and it is sealed by the ‘lucky shits’ which is the in joke that irritates me the most. Wonder what Alanis Morrisette would say about that?

100 comments thread?
You need to tap into nostalgia and irritation to get a long thread.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Have we had the dead cat yet?

Yes, but "missing rabbit" is still up for grabs I believe.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Not unless you've dined at The Happy Crab and gone for the "Chicken" Sweet & Sour.

Or Catbabish...

 

[Bladesman]

Cap doffing

 

[ScottBlade]

 

[Bladesman]

Nice beaver.

 

[Jesus_was_a_Blade]

It's not confirmed until MaxtheBlade gives the green light...

 

[ScottBlade]

Nice beaver.

Thank you. I just had it stuffed.

 

[Jesus_was_a_Blade]

Thank you. I just had it stuffed.

Surely you can't be serious?

 

[HodgysBrokenThumb]

The in-joke I have still not worked out is to do with S6. Someone puts up a comment about a deluded fan of the MASSIVES obsessing over how their crowds are bigger than ours, or how they obsess non-stop over details about the Blades. Often funny. But then the thread develops into pages of stats to show that our crowds are in fact bigger than theirs, or into detailed scrutiny of some of the unpleasant goings-on across town. Is this double irony that I just don't get? It makes me cringe.

 

[Sean Thornton]

I bought him on FIFA.

 

[Rodley]

You know Freeman, I think he’d make a good goalkeeper, because he has hands and I once saw him catch a ball.

(Stupid suggestions for players trying new positions)

 

[Sean Thornton]

The in-joke I have still not worked out is to do with S6. Someone puts up a comment about a deluded fan of the MASSIVES obsessing over how their crowds are bigger than ours, or how they obsess non-stop over details about the Blades. Often funny. But then the thread develops into pages of stats to show that our crowds are in fact bigger than theirs, or into detailed scrutiny of some of the unpleasant goings-on across town. Is this double irony that I just don't get? It makes me cringe.

FOTH.

 

[The Crab]

Or Catbabish...

All filed under Operation Stomach Cramp and buried in a deep vault.

 

[AWetFlannel]

All these fucking in jokes.

I blame Bladesmad.

Couldn't believe nobody had mentioned the infestation from Bladesmad.
Bloody Bladesmaders, coming over ere, ruining our forum.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Couldn't believe nobody had mentioned the infestation from Bladesmad.
Bloody Bladesmaders, coming over ere, ruining our forum.

None of you lot had a chin between you before we arrived......

 

[georgebernardshaw]

None of you lot had a chin between you before we arrived......

More bollocks though.....

 

[Barney]

Anyone got the GCB ringtone for my Nokia 3210

 

[HodgysBrokenThumb]

FOTH.

Fine Observation. Thanks, Hodgy? You're welcome.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Anyone got the GCB ringtone for my Nokia 3210

String junior may know. He asked in post 46!

 

[bricktop]

Strappy

 

[Large Mendonca]

Have we signed:-

Harley Dean
Jason Koumas
That Fulham defender
Sam Morsey

And one for the veterans of bladey forums, I give you the WOFT award and Lid Twat

 

[Rodley]

Couldn't believe nobody had mentioned the infestation from Bladesmad.
Bloody Bladesmaders, coming over ere, ruining our forum.

RIP General Chat

 

[northsomersetblade]

Stuart Beavon signing for us