Jimmy Muir returns?

[Davalon]

https://trib.al/36tLVLG

Probably not as it's your typical misleading headline.

 

[TJB.]

Deano appears to have misspelt 'penalties' in the first line of dialogue in the script.

And for that reason, I'm out.

http://www.simplyscripts.com/scripts/WhenSaturdayComesRedemption.pdf

 

[TJB.]

Page 4.

'Bramel lane'

We're done here.

 

[TarquinDelouche]

That is a stunning achievement in scriptwriting. He's actually managed - somehow - to make the first one look like a fine piece of cinema.

 

[JJ Sefton]

I'm motivated to finish my script which has Jimmy Muir parachute into Vietnam to rescue American POWs.

 

[GaryHamsonsLeftBootLace]

"My name is Deano Jones, I am 30 years old. My passion is script writing, I have written and filmed a British comedy pilot about an over the top holiday entertainer who runs the worst holiday camp ever and worst of all he runs it by himself doing multiple jobs. I have written a very scary horror script currently being looked at by a US producer , going to be putting more content out soon."

So he basically re-wrote Hi-Di-Hi as well...

 

[JJ Sefton]

It's pretty funny actually.

"Mr Muir, if you get yourself into a priory and sort out your drink problem then maybe we can look at some sort of supervised visits."

Does he mean The Priory, celeb rehab spot, or, indeed, a priory, ecclesiastical venue for prayer and reflection?

 

[mattbianco1]

So basically a fan has written a story based on a film he saw?

I might write my own version, see if The Star will publish mine too and pay me for the story.

 

[mattbianco1]

Doesn't even know what date it is the poor lad:

 

[JJ Sefton]

RUSSELL Who’s my Dad.

Brian pulls out a picture of Jimmy celebrating a goal in his Sheffield UTD Kit.

RUTH His name is Jimmy Muir.

RUSSELL He’s a footballer.

BRIAN Was a footballer.

Brian hands Russell newspaper clippings about Jimmy and his boozing.

Apparently Brian has been carrying all this around with him for 15 years on the off chance Russell finds out he's adopted.

 

[mattbianco1]

And, i don't think Mel Sterland was playing Mel Sterland in the movie

 

[JJ Sefton]

Russell walks down the long path staring at the gravestones, he spots a familiar name and heads over to the gravestone. The gravestone reads Annie doherty 1968 - 1996. Next to Annie’s gravestone is Ken Jackson 1946 - 2011.

Why is Pete Postlethweaite's character buried next to Emily Lloyd's?

 

[JJ Sefton]

Jimmy unrecognizable with longer hair and a scruffy looking beard

Alreight, Beano should be able to pull that off.

 

[mattbianco1]

It is awful. The guy can't actually write.

I gave in at page 6.

MALE POLICE OFFICER "Mr Muir do u know what speed you was doing before I stopped you?"

FEMALE POLICE OFFICER "Professional football having a pint before a game?"

Nowt wrong wi that:

 

[TJB.]

"Mr Muir do u know what speed you was doing before I stopped you?"

That's like getting a text message from a copper. If you sent a script off with dialogue like that, coupled with spelling like 'Bramel lane', you'd get the piss ripped out of you.

I want a gander at this horror he's written which is currently doing the rounds in the US. Apparently.

 

[LoughboroBlade]

Why is Pete Postlethweaite's character buried next to Emily Lloyd's?

Weren’t they father and daughter? The film was a bit tough to follow...

 

[stringer]

pay me for the story.

 

[stringer]

'NIALL: Nothing beats a week of school, who are you playing tomorrow?'

Can imagine many 15 year olds saying that!

 

[TTMeysh]

Hard to know what's more pathetic, this script or the Star badging the story as an EXCLUSIVE.

 

[Blade for Sale]

Hard to know what's more pathetic, this script or the Star badging the story as an EXCLUSIVE.

It is a worry when the voice of the region is resorting to re-printing media studies homework seeming scribbled down on the bus to college.

 

[Karaoke Blade]

Good grief, I hope that's the first draft.

 

[JJ Sefton]

A blurry eyed Jimmy looks over to the corner of the room and spots a ghostly figure of his late brother Russ.

 

[JJ Sefton]

RUSSELL So why did you turn to drink?

JIMMY I was in a bad place.

 

[JJ Sefton]

JIMMY Sorry, you remind me of somebody.

Jimmy takes a seat on the couch.

DR. MCCARTHY Oh really? Who?

JIMMY My girlfriend that died.

 

[pedro]

get it onto channel 4 it'll go down a storm!

 

[JJ Sefton]

JIMMY I’ve been sober for over 6 weeks now.

MRS DOHERTY What do you want from me symphony?

 

[JJ Sefton]

My favourite bit so far is Jimmy waiting at the train station for his son to turn up. Instead, the kids adopted dad turns up to tell Jimmy the lad never wants to see him again. Then he gets back on the train.

Why? If its terminated in Sheffield, where the fuck is he going to go? If it didn't and he's got the train from, say, London, is he just going to head off to York for a bit of sightseeing?

Also, how is this kid traveling from Ireland to Sheffield and back every Saturday to have a kick about with his old man? And how does Jimmy Muir keep getting recognised when it turns out his professional football career consisted of two matches?

 

[KoppedOff]

The irony is that theres a story for a potential sequal unfolding infront of our very eyes:

Blades in the doldrums, seemingly doomed. Up steps ex player and fan Jimmy Muir as manager. “Cheap Option!” they scream. “Bladey Blade Appointment!” they shout. And then he turns it round with the help of a ragtag bunch of transfer listed players, wins the league and the film ends by us turning over the pork.

Nah, too unrealistic...

 

[Karaoke Blade]

I like the bit where Jimmy walks into hospital emergency and gets to see a doctor straight away . Same doctor then stitches his head wound and then prescribes him anti-depressant drugs!

 

[JJ Sefton]

I like the bit where Jimmy walks into hospital emergency and gets to see a doctor straight away . Same doctor then stitches his head wound and then prescribes him anti-depressant drugs!

The same doc who, while stitching up his cut, asks him three questions and then says "From my analysis I conclude you have mental health problems"