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[Rusty view]

No kit
Crumbling stadium
Autocratic owner
No sponsors apart from subsidiary companies
Gaffer about to be sacked
Huge wage bill
Close to FFP limits
Lost to rivals
Fans in uproar
Rivals winning

Poor bastards

 

[Harry's Game]

Kevin Keegan the latest lol

Has Alf Ramsey been linked yet?

 

[South Bucks]

Carloss will be screwing up fifty quid notes tomorrow and then what is he going to do after Leeds tonk them.

 

[knowsnowt]

Carloss will be screwing up fifty quid notes tomorrow and then what is he going to do after Leeds tonk them.

His contract.

 

[Steve Mackan]

FFP limits what they can spend so that rules out Fat Sam and Harry who won't take a job unless there is plenty of cash to throw around. Evans it is then, with Waddle, Sheridan and Hirst on the coaching staff.

If Harry "peoples fucking champion" Redknapp ends up managing the pork, then I will be DE-lighted.

 

[Good Pinch Of Snuff]

Wait for tomorrow when Mark The Pitsmoor Pig has a meltdown yeah..... kno wot I mean yeh. Fink Carloss has got ta go yeh coz I fink yeh

 

[ForgeBlade]

This week has been beyond glorious. I texted a pig acquaintance after opening day, just saying "I'm taking the piss here, but after 5 years you can let me off, mind the gap "

His response was, "let's see where we both are after 10 games."

Tonight's exchange was as follows:

Me: "10 games in mate, how are things looking for you?"
Him: "Fuck off."

 

[Toronto Blade]

Come on Carloss save yourself squeak out a draw with weeds.

 

[blade67]

Interesting to see what changed between 10 games and 46 last year

2 of the promoted teams were in the top 3 after 10 games, all 3 were in the top 10

7 of the top ten after ten were also in the top 10 after 46

Only Fulham got into the top 6 having not been in the top 10 after 10

Birmingham and Bristol fell off a cliff, so it can happen

 

[Barney]

Carlos spotted 5 Wednesday players stamping on one of his £20 notes.

He rushed over to see what was going on...

That £20 note had no chance against the 6 of them

 

[grafikhaus]

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[Roygbiv]

Wait for tomorrow when Mark The Pitsmoor Pig has a meltdown yeah..... kno wot I mean yeh. Fink Carloss has got ta go yeh coz I fink yeh

 

[Esablade]

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Interesting to see what changed between 10 games and 46 last year

2 of the promoted teams were in the top 3 after 10 games, all 3 were in the top 10

7 of the top ten after ten were also in the top 10 after 46

Only Fulham got into the top 6 having not been in the top 10 after 10

Birmingham and Bristol fell off a cliff, so it can happen

..but we’re one point off where Udders were, who got promoted....

 

[mancunianblade]

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Look at that all the way down there it’s like a mini scummy scabby party

 

[flashinblade1889]

Roy Keane latest hat in the ring

 

[Berlin Blade]

- 4-0 Leeds at the weekend.
- Carlos sacked.
- Ex Pig legend caretaker comes in to instill some passion and steady the ship.
- Gets 1pt out of 12 available.
- Harry Triffic Redknapp sells Tunaman his 'I'm used to managing in the Champions League, giz some money i'w tayke ya up triffic' dream.
- Wednesday sign Samba, Krancjar, Asou Ekkoto, Pedro Mendes and Crouch on 75k a week each in January.
- United storm on through winter, while Wednesday linger in 19th place needing 4 points from 3 games to stay up.
- Redknapp sacked with Megson hired to keep them in the league in the three 'cup finals'. Wednesday offer special £200 package deals to the fans for the triology.
- United charge to the title and Wednesday flop to relegation, securing me £1000 winnings from the United promotion, Wednesday relegation 200/1 double i had on skybet in July.

If that happened, they'd probably fold as a club.

 

[Roygbiv]

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Marks waded in here

 

[Tyler Durden]

Pigs For Giggs

https://www.owlstalk.co.uk/forums/topic/260165-ryan-giggs/

 

[Tyler Durden]

If I'd seen that league table in my dream before the season had started I'd have laughed, never would I have thought it possible United would be second. I told all the United fans in my work how much they would struggle in this league and their reply was they didn't think they would because of Willder, how right they were.

 

[Going t lane]

Roy Keane latest hat in the ring

Keane hates blue,he couldnt stand them blue shirts at ipswich he said in his book.that used 2 seeing red at his previous clubs.

 

[jt64]

Have just had a quick scan, it is generally glorious

 

[Roygbiv]

Wonder if he actually believes this?

 

[Blend-it-like-Harris]

At last everyone is waking up to the realities of prospects for both Sheffield teams. It will take longer for the other lot to cotton on to what's happening, but their ability to face the truth is distorted by hatred and jealousy so it's understandable in their case. When reality dawns on the majority of them the pain will be much harder to bear. However the very few and wiser Owls are starting to emerge from their slumber, and the coffee aroma is gently wafting passed their noses; for them there will be pain, but not as severe.
As for all you Blades who for some reason didn't imagine that the vastly superior football we played last season wouldn't be good enough to compete in this Division, maybe now you'll give yourselves a bit more leeway when it comes to objective rather than subjective thinking. This applies to all those who, for example, said Clarke wouldn't cut it at this level, that Billy Sharp wouldn't either; some even suggested we'd need to replace 7 or 8 players!
All you had to do was take a look at, for example, the "Tiki Taka in EFL League One " video, forget for a minute that it was United in that video, and then ask yourself the question "would these players be able to compete in the Championship?"
If the answer for you was "I'm not sure" or "Probably not" then the next step in the assessment process might have been to watch any of the unbelievably turgid affairs that were supposed to represent the best of the Championship by way of play-off matches to decide which particular examples of the cream of the crop could move up to the promised land.
Did any of you really think that the Blades couldn't have lived with Huddersfield, Wendy, Reading or Fulham based on those games?
REALLY?????!!!!!!

 

[Roygbiv]

They genuinely want Megson back. A man who hasnt managed since they sacked him because he's seen as a total joke to everyone in football outside of s6 and West Bromwich.

Really they want Wilder but realise they will have to settle for a 5th rate version of him

 

[Blackheath Blade]

No kit
Crumbling stadium
Autocratic owner
No sponsors apart from subsidiary companies
Gaffer about to be sacked
Huge wage bill
Close to FFP limits
Lost to rivals
Fans in uproar
Rivals winning

Fuck em

Fixed it for yer Rusty

 

[Roygbiv]

Not on Porktalk but a funny tweet

 

[Tyler Durden]

Not on Porktalk but a funny tweet

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And further down, in the replies:

 

[Jonboy60]

Noticed the pigs really like to throw expletives around like confetti in their threads. This piggy quote really let rip, and with a self imposed censorship, "which bit of us being c**p don't you get.

 

[blade too long]

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Interesting to see what changed between 10 games and 46 last year

2 of the promoted teams were in the top 3 after 10 games, all 3 were in the top 10

7 of the top ten after ten were also in the top 10 after 46

Only Fulham got into the top 6 having not been in the top 10 after 10

Birmingham and Bristol fell off a cliff, so it can happen

This scenario would discount Wednesday making top 6 as only Fulham12th got in top 6 but owls are 14th. We are averaging 2.1 points a game at that rate we get 96 points

 

[3-GBlade]

There's a new one here...

A PIG guarantees NONE OF THE CURRENT TOP 7, will be top 7 at the end of the season.

That one actually made me "LOL"