Football match drummers

[fintious maximus]

How fucking irritating are they? Trying to watch Brighton v Bournemouth ont telly and some wanker keeps beating a drum and its getting rait on my tits!

 

[mattbianco1]

How fucking irritating are they? Trying to watch Brighton v Bournemouth ont telly and some wanker keeps beating a drum and its getting rait on my tits!

Wait till next sunday. They got trumpets AND drums

 

[Tyler Durden]

A cunt with a drum is a common device used by teams with shit support to create an illusion of atmosphere.
Crewe, Wigan and Wednesday being cases in point.

 

[Tunstall Fred]

A cunt with a drum is a common device used by teams with shit support to create an illusion of atmosphere.
Crewe, Wigan and Wednesday being cases in point.

Bury and Bolton as well,the lad at Bury last season just lost heart and gave up as we romped toward the victory,he either left his drum or it stays there permanently

 

[DifferentClass]

Thank fuck Portsmouth aren't playing!

 

[fintious maximus]

Yeah Wednesday have musical twats and a semi naked lard arse.

 

[Tyler Durden]

Thank fuck Portsmouth aren't playing!

They're the worst of the lot.

That bell end in the wig with those insufferable "Pompey chimes". They sound shit.

 

[Tyler Durden]

Bury and Bolton as well,the lad at Bury last season just lost heart and gave up as we romped toward the victory,he either left his drum or it stays there permanently

I think Oldham had one too. Seems to be a popular trait among tinpot Lancashire clubs.

 

[west_yorks_blade]

A cunt with a drum is a common device used by teams with shit support to create an illusion of atmosphere.
Crewe, Wigan and Wednesday being cases in point.

Like to add Huddersfield to that role call of tossers please.

 

[mattbianco1]

They're the worst of the lot.

That bell end in the wig with those insufferable "Pompey chimes". They sound shit.

Is that a fan? I always assumed there was a herd of cows with bells on in a field outside

 

[Tyler Durden]

Is that a fan? I always assumed there was a herd of cows with bells on in a field outside

This is the twat responsible.

 

[Goody]

Like to add Huddersfield to that role call of tossers please.

Any one remember the drummer we had before the pigs had theres?

 

[derfblade.3]

These are ok though.

 

[Harry's Game]

Anyone who brings a musical instrument to a football game should be subjected to a lifetime banning order.

 

[Harry's Game]

Also those murals alongside the stands at Bournemouth are cringe...

 

[Gimli]

https://www.owlstalk.co.uk/forums/topic/255251-them-clapper-things/?tab=comments#comment-7386139 - pork alert.

 

[Bladesman]

These are ok though.

Those ladies never seem to show up at Bramall Lane when you want them.

 

[Tyler Durden]

Anyone who brings a musical instrument to a football game should be subjected to a lifetime banning order.

Fine, I'll leave my grand piano at home tomorrow then.

 

[Harry's Game]

Fine, I'll leave my grand piano at home tomorrow then.

Is my Rolf Harris stylus still permitted?

 

[Tyler Durden]

Is my Rolf Harris stylus still permitted?

Yes, but not the wobble board.

 

[Harry's Game]

Yes, but not the wobble board.

I'm not even thinking about Rolfs Didgeree Doo.

 

[HighfieldBlade]

Is my Rolf Harris stylus still permitted?

Only if you can play the GCB on it...I think the notes start off D D C B D C

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

This is the twat responsible.

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Interesting that it appeals to the intelligence of a 12 year old eh pigs?

 

[Borbokisfreekick]

How fucking irritating are they? Trying to watch Brighton v Bournemouth ont telly and some wanker keeps beating a drum and its getting rait on my tits!

Ironically I think we were one of the first sets of fans to have drums at games. It was the start of the 1993-1994 season when we signed Nielsen and Flo, a couple of blokes on the kop brought drums and did so for a few seasons, think they stopped once the Piggy band started up after Euro 96.

 

[shorehamview]

Drums, you say?

 

[2ndtenorblade]

Yeah Wednesday have tone deaf twats and a semi naked lard arse.

Fixed

 

[John Street West Terrace]

How fucking irritating are they? Trying to watch Brighton v Bournemouth ont telly and some wanker keeps beating a drum and its getting rait on my tits!

In same league as Vu Vu Zelas , why would you want to bring a drum when you can kick the fuck out of the metal cladding at grounds to the harmonic best of Shoreham Boys we are here ?

 

[Snowman]

These are ok though.

I'm sorry, I'm a little old fashioned. Is the point of that video titilation or musicianship?

 

[bigbirdblade]

These are ok though.

You know I don't think they were real trumpeteers!

 

[TJB.]

Does the Lane need a drum? No.

Would I like a drum at the Lane? Yes, as long as I was the one who got to beat it as I miss my old drumkit terribly.

Don't think I'd dare bother judging by the responses on here, though