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Typical Carlos out thread starts.

"I think Carlos is the man for us, I don't want him sacking, I think he will succeed. However I can't see where the next point is coming from. If we are in the same position after 10 games I think he should be sacked.

The fuckin idiots are terrified of upsetting the Porktalk Stasis and be exiled in Royston that they'll post owt.
 
A couple of really sensible quotes in there. This is bang right. Whilst yesterdays own goal was a bit bizarre, Derby were on the stretch in their own penalty area and that can make problems for youAll the slog and hard work to keep it at 1-0 away at boro, gave us the chance to equalise. No good luck in it being disallowed mind but we are definatley making whatever luck we get

"Its amazing what having an attacking mindset can bring you. The more time you spend in the opponents box the more likely you are to get lucky "

"You make your own luck, usually by being positive and attacking the opposition. We are unlikely to get any luck with the negative cr@p Carlos serves up"
 
grafikhaus said:
Always have been, always will be, mate. I've been watching footie for 55 years and have never met a more deluded bunch of fuckers than the pigs. Leeds are bad, but they've got trophies to back it up, Wendy haven't. (When they won the Rumbelows, they were presented with a tumble drier :D)

They've had a few years to gob off now about being above us (forgetting, of course that it was only the result of a total judicial injustice that saw them promoted ahead of us and - the previous time they 'won promotion from the third - was because they kicked Hartlepool off the pitch in the PO Final.) And they talk about luck...

All I'll say is...

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You're joking?

I've never heard piggies sing "we are the champions, champions of europe"

Can't get any more deluded than that.

Sorry but Leeds have it.
 
The way I see it is, a big injection of money, from Chansiri, and the appointment of Carvalhal allowed Wednesday to transform from a struggling Championship side into one that were serious promotion challengers over the past two seasons. They've got a number of talented individuals, but, they aren't being managed effectively as a team and they're not all pulling in the same direction. The recruitment of players has been poor, resulting in them signing expensive players who were no better than what they already had. Now they've got a problem - they've run out of money to keep buying these "ready-made" players and they've no strategy for scouting up and coming players from the lower leagues, or developing their own through an effective Academy.

So really, the only way they are going to turn this situation around is for the manager to get tough and sort a few things out - not least his own mind as to which is his best 11?

Two near misses for promotion. An assumption on their part that this must be the season they finally achieve it. They've totally underestimated the negative effect that coming so close and missing out two seasons in a row has had. There must be many players down there now thinking..."If I want to play in the Prem, it won't be with this club". I predicted that they wouldn't even make the top 6 this season. They will do well if they finish "mid-table" imo. But long before then, I think Carlos will be on his bike. I'll give him till Christmas.
 
Poor stinky pigs can't win. If they win the Derby in a few weeks they'll love and keep the impressive Carlos if they lose they will keep him cause it looks like the Dolphin killer has lost interest, he can't put pork in tins and sell it like Tuna.
 
Cerberus Blade said:
The way I see it is, a big injection of money, from Chansiri, and the appointment of Carvalhal allowed Wednesday to transform from a struggling Championship side into one that were serious promotion challengers over the past two seasons. They've got a number of talented individuals, but, they aren't being managed effectively as a team and they're not all pulling in the same direction. The recruitment of players has been poor, resulting in them signing expensive players who were no better than what they already had. Now they've got a problem - they've run out of money to keep buying these "ready-made" players and they've no strategy for scouting up and coming players from the lower leagues, or developing their own through an effective Academy.

So really, the only way they are going to turn this situation around is for the manager to get tough and sort a few things out - not least his own mind as to which is his best 11?

Two near misses for promotion. An assumption on their part that this must be the season they finally achieve it. They've totally underestimated the negative effect that coming so close and missing out two seasons in a row has had. There must be many players down there now thinking..."If I want to play in the Prem, it won't be with this club". I predicted that they wouldn't even make the top 6 this season. They will do well if they finish "mid-table" imo. But long before then, I think Carlos will be on his bike. I'll give him till Christmas.
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So very true. The pigs are the latest of teams who hope that chucking money at it will yield much more when they get to the PL. Thankfully, football (and life) doesn't work like that. This is a cracking article about Wolves and 'super agent' Jorge Mendes who has effectively completely hijacked the club for his own ends. If they don't go up this season they - like the pigs - are fucked. If they do go up, they'll be fined for breaching FFP - something like a measly £5m. The trouble for these clubs is, they're too late. There are at least half-a-dozen clubs in the Championship now who are rich enough to try this tactic. They can't all go up this season.
 
This guy was one of those predicting our doom all pre season. You can almost see the tears covering his post Screenshot_20170827-095305.png



Who would have thought that fans of a newly promoted club would be happy to be 5th?
 
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The guys a moron. We're ecstatic because in the last 2 games we have completely dismantled two established championship clubs making them look worse than ordinary in the process. Their continued inconsistency born from a collection of over paid, big name premadonnas, some of whom (Forestieri) our manager would not even entertain at the club, is merely an added bonus.

If I was them, I'd be hoping the derby match was a few more games away...
 
grafikhaus said:
So very true. The pigs are the latest of teams who hope that chucking money at it will yield much more when they get to the PL. Thankfully, football (and life) doesn't work like that. This is a cracking article about Wolves and 'super agent' Jorge Mendes who has effectively completely hijacked the club for his own ends. If they don't go up this season they - like the pigs - are fucked. If they do go up, they'll be fined for breaching FFP - something like a measly £5m. The trouble for these clubs is, they're too late. There are at least half-a-dozen clubs in the Championship now who are rich enough to try this tactic. They can't all go up this season.
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The Pigs will sack Carlos sooner rather than later, in my opinion, in desperation to avoid being fucked. Maybe even before the derby.

Chansiri will look across the city at the passion of Wilder and think "I need that."

Pearson will spin Chansiri a load of bullshit about being a pig have the job by Christmas.

Although I appreciate it's not a mind-blowing theory, it seems plausible to me.

There's something wrong with their dressing room and it needs a twat like Pearson to solve it (although he won't be their long-term answer because he's a twat).

Long may their misfortune continue.

Fuck em.
 
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Why r dey above us wen dey ant even spent millyons? It shunt be allawed to appen, a fink its probleh all a fix me sen, fuckin piggeh wankohs

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beatific blade said:
Chansiri will look across the city at the passion of Wilder and think "I need that."
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WHAAAT? CW is going to the massseeeve? :D


beatific blade said:
There's something wrong with their dressing room and it needs a twat like Pearson to solve it (although he won't be their long-term answer because he's a twat).
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Wendy have got a long tradition of employing clueless fuckers who talk a good game - Turner, Laws, Jewell and now Clueless Carlos.
 
Blade56 said:
Poor stinky pigs can't win. If they win the Derby in a few weeks they'll love and keep the impressive Carlos if they lose they will keep him cause it looks like the Dolphin killer has lost interest, he can't put pork in tins and sell it like Tuna.
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Foxy.

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What a beautiful read Even in the dark days of Adkins I had a feeling the "mind the gap" taunts may come back to haunt them. We'll no doubt have some disappointments this season but the passion and spirit CW has built throughout the squad made me very proud yesterday, even the loan players are buying into it. What a job he is doing with the budget at his disposal. Our porcine friends are right to be nervous.
 
Roygbiv said:
This guy was one of those predicting our doom all pre season. You can almost see the tears covering his post View attachment 29967



Who would have thought that fans of a newly promoted club would be happy to be 5th?
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That wanker is amongst the worst of them. He was always on the wind up on Twitter, acting the billy big bollocks from behind his keyboard until a Blade set up an account called 'Pighunter' with a mission to 'expose and shame the fucktard Pigs who stalk and abuse Blades' ...or something like that anyway. He basically plastered photos of this idiot all over twitter much to everyone's amusement and his outrage. I think they were knicked from facebook. The account got suspended shortly afterwards but it was funny while it lasted. Basically he looked something like this........


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They are completely mental they gone from saying there is a vast chasm and we won't know what's hit us to being lucky.

They hate the fact that we are more than holding their own after the crap they spouted in pre season. I am loving this perfect storm.
 

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Stretch said:
That wanker is amongst the worse of them. He was always on the wind up on Twitter, acting the billy big bollocks until a Blade set up an account called 'Pighunter' with a mission to 'expose and shame the fucktard Pigs who stalk and abuse Blades' ...or something like that anyway. He basically plastered photos of this idiot all over twitter much to everyone's amusement and his outrage. I think they were knicked from facebook. The account got suspended shortly afterwards but it was funny whjle it lasted. Basically he looked something like this........


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I've never seen that account. It sounds amazing. Was it this guy he exposed ? Might be why he is so upset
 
Robboblade1889 said:
They are completely mental they gone from saying there is a vast chasm and we won't know what's hit us to being lucky.

They hate the fact that we are more than holding their own after the crap they spouted in pre season. I am loving this perfect storm.
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It's very early days and it might still go to shit but at the moment it's hillarious seeing them simply being unable to compute that what they have been telling each other might be wrong
 
Roygbiv said:
I've never seen that account. It sounds amazing. Was it this guy he exposed ? Might be why he is so upset
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Yes it was definitely him mate, he got a right monk on and threatened legal action etc. All played out online for the world to laugh at. Understandably the Twitter admins took down the account within days once the complaints came in, so there is nothing left out there to link to anymore.

I always hoped the guy / girl responsible would have another crack at it, but I haven't seen anything since.
 
They keep going on how we were centurions in the "weakest " league one in history

what a stupid comment comment was as strong as usual , ask chesterfield and swindon

they finished 4th in the weakest championship in my lifetime # well huddersfield got out of it

they live in a bubble of their own making , where they are the centre of the universe, they forget every loss instantly
they apparently took 3500 yesterday , one claimed ,,, in a crowd of 5084
their bullshit knows no bounds

they dont engage with other clubs fans and are just too insular
in their eyes they are the standard other clubs aspire too
yet have languished outside the top tier longer than any sheffield club in our histories
and have a ground that gives rust a place to roam at will
its now a toss up between delusion and insanity for them
 
Stretch said:
Yes it was definitely him mate, he got a right monk on and threatened legal action etc. All played out online for the world to laugh at. Understandably the Twitter admins took down the account within days once the complaints came in, so there is nothing left out there to link to anymore.

I always hoped the guy / girl responsible would have another crack at it, but I haven't seen anything since.
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That's a shame. He always posts stuff about us and is probably the most obsessed out of the lot. There is a genuine hate there.
 
Roygbiv said:
This guy was one of those predicting our doom all pre season. You can almost see the tears covering his post View attachment 29967



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LOL!! What makes me laugh is on the few occasions we can even be bothered to take the piss out of them, they say that we're obsessed, totally ignoring the fact that on Porktalk less than a month into the season, there's already a 115 page (and rising) thread dedicated totally to us, and if they're not playing, we get our own match thread.

The fact that they hide it away under a members only section so fans of other clubs can't see their obsession with us makes it even more pathetic, but VERY funny.

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blade too long said:
They keep going on how we were centurions in the "weakest " league one in history

what a stupid comment comment was as strong as usual , ask chesterfield and swindon

they finished 4th in the weakest championship in my lifetime # well huddersfield got out of it

they live in a bubble of their own making , where they are the centre of the universe, they forget every loss instantly
they apparently took 3500 yesterday , one claimed ,,, in a crowd of 5084
their bullshit knows no bounds

they dont engage with other clubs fans and are just too insular
in their eyes they are the standard other clubs aspire too
yet have languished outside the top tier longer than any sheffield club in our histories
and have a ground that gives rust a place to roam at will
its now a toss up between delusion and insanity for them
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Just one thing BTL - the Pigs are very quick to suck up to teams who have beef with us.
 
blade too long said:
They keep going on how we were centurions in the "weakest " league one in history

what a stupid comment comment was as strong as usual , ask chesterfield and swindon

they finished 4th in the weakest championship in my lifetime # well huddersfield got out of it

they live in a bubble of their own making , where they are the centre of the universe, they forget every loss instantly
they apparently took 3500 yesterday , one claimed ,,, in a crowd of 5084
their bullshit knows no bounds

they dont engage with other clubs fans and are just too insular
in their eyes they are the standard other clubs aspire too
yet have languished outside the top tier longer than any sheffield club in our histories
and have a ground that gives rust a place to roam at will
its now a toss up between delusion and insanity for them
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Nice Avar, BTL :)
 

This one is my personal favourite, basically any fan who criticises on North Korea talk is a blade sleeper cell!

Ha ha ha they are nuts.
 

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