View from Stoke City - Unofficial

[GreasyChipBeattie]

Seems there's no ROYGBIV around just yet so thought I'd pop something up from last night's friendly.
Didn't have much time to spare so just tried to follow Roy's format best I could!


'Great to be back at Bramhall Lane. Proper ground'

'Quite impressed with them'

'Great beer'

'Thought their lot were quiet for long periods'

'Hughes as got too go. Hasnt got no idea'

'They were crap'

'It were only a friendly. Don't meen owt'

'Thought Sheffield deserved the win to be honest'

'Some great local drinking houses'

'They'll go straight back down'

'Can see them going straight up again'

 

[S64 Blade]

Odd bunch then aren't they?

 

[mattbianco1]

Hughes as got too go. Hasnt got no idea

Fantastic use of the English language

 

[JohnDenver]

Fantastic use of the English language

It's like the tick box at the bottom of an internet checkout page.

Please do not uncheck this box if you do not wish to not receive offers from us.

 

[8lade]

They were crap and will go straight back down after beating them?

 

[Blade58]

'They'll go straight back down'

'Can see them going straight up again'

 

[fireblade]

Nice 1 GCB, can see you and Roy being used in a rotation system next season.

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

Errr, sorry fellas but this is an 'unofficial' view from

 

[Bladezz]

Stoke fans should only be complimentary towards us.

We stopped them passing it, they ended up launching it to Crouch to get out of there own half. We had all the chances and beat them.

 

[fireblade]

'They'll go straight back down'

'Can see them going straight up again'

This guy didn't go to the match, had a night at the clairvoyants instead.

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

Just re-read my post and the 'unofficial' and bits may have been a little too subtle, so here it is a little clearer......
I MADE IT ALL UP!!
Sorry

 

[Houso]

Just re-read my post and the 'unofficial' and bits may have been a little too subtle, so here it is a little clearer......
I MADE IT ALL UP!!
Sorry

Foxy, ban him.

 

[Bladesway]

Just re-read my post and the 'unofficial' and bits may have been a little too subtle, so here it is a little clearer......
I MADE IT ALL UP!!
Sorry

Jokes aren't so funny when you have to explain them.

 

[INTAKE BLADE]

A bit sad that greasy

 

[sheffielder]

Fantastic use of the English language

I think he likes him

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

Jokes aren't so funny when you have to explain them.

The apology was genuine mate. I got hit with a huge pang of guilt so tried to make it clear and apologise but ended up looking like an even bigger jerk.
What's that saying about when you're in a hole?!

 

[BigBed]

Seems there's no ROYGBIV around just yet so thought I'd pop something up from last night's friendly.
Didn't have much time to spare so just tried to follow Roy's format best I could!


'Great to be back at Bramhall Lane. Proper ground'

'Quite impressed with them'

'Great beer'

'Thought their lot were quiet for long periods'

'Hughes as got too go. Hasnt got no idea'

'They were crap'

'It were only a friendly. Don't meen owt'

'Thought Sheffield deserved the win to be honest'

'Some great local drinking houses'

'They'll go straight back down'

'Can see them going straight up again'

Where's "BRAMHALL LANE"!???

 

[I should coco]

What's that saying about when you're in a hole?

I've just taken my 'like' back. I intend to trade it in for a spade and come over and start filling your hole in.

 

[BigBed]

The apology was genuine mate. I got hit with a huge pang of guilt so tried to make it clear and apologise but ended up looking like an even bigger jerk.
What's that saying about when you're in a hole?!

Spit on it, it's makes it easier!???

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

S64 Blade mattbianco1 JohnDenver 8lade Bladezz Blade58 fireblade Houso Bladesway intakeblade sheffielder BigBed I should coco Foxy

and everyone else:

I'm really sorry.

It really was a genuine attempt at a funny which backfired.
I can see now how it could mislead but the last thing I wanted to do was piss people off and make anyone feel duped.

Foxy, please delete this thread.

 

[dazzlingblade]

#bringbackroy

 

[I should coco]

Foxy, please delete this thread.

Foxy - please don't. It should be left as a permanent reminder of GreasyChipBeattie's crime against his fellow Blades.

I can see now how it could mislead but the last thing I wanted to do was piss people off and make anyone feel duped.

Were going to hunt you down.
You will never be safe.
We will find you wherever you hide.
And your children.
And your children's children....

Is that enough, or are we still feeling beyond anger?

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

Foxy - please don't. It should be left as a permanent reminder of GreasyChipBeattie's crime against his fellow Blades.



Were going to hunt you down.
You will never be safe.
We will find you wherever you hide.
And your children.
And your children's children....

Is that enough, or are we still feeling beyond anger?

I don't need to hide mate....I can run reight fast!

 

[Ecco1889]

I'm permanently damaged by this thread

 

[Maidenhead]

S64 Blade mattbianco1 JohnDenver 8lade Bladezz Blade58 fireblade Houso Bladesway intakeblade sheffielder BigBed I should coco Foxy

and everyone else:

I'm really sorry.

It really was a genuine attempt at a funny which backfired.
I can see now how it could mislead but the last thing I wanted to do was piss people off and make anyone feel duped.

Foxy, please delete this thread.

You're not getting off that easily.

I have an old school report saying "and he is now seeking to avoid the shame of failure by not taking the exam" in relation to stats A level.

I was made to take the exam and duly failed being completely unable to answer a single question.

If I have to live with the shame of failure, so do you!

 

[west_yorks_blade]

Just to put things in perspective I am more angry about this thread than I am about the Desso, but slightly less angry than I am when McCabe speaks publicly on any subject.

 

[away ends always empty.]

Roy sort this out.

 

[Rusty view]

Pretty obvious this was a joke, given all the "views from" were on my bingo sheet. Classic GCB, I enjoyed the joke.

 

[alcoblade]

Just re-read my post and the 'unofficial' and bits may have been a little too subtle, so here it is a little clearer......
I MADE IT ALL UP!!
Sorry

I got it first time around!

 

[dazzlingblade]

#supportforGCB