Jack O'Connell is magic

[Hblockblade]

Just let my 3 year old lass listen to the scenes at mk and she's loves the song jack O'Connell is magic,her words dad play it again this was music to my ears so v Brentford this will be me living out my first day when mi dad took me around 1981 happy days utb, hope she enjoys it.Has this song gripped any others like it has my young un ?

 

[Canterbury Blade]

Social Service alert... not sure the average 3 year old should be taught ALL the words just yet...

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Social Service alert... not sure the average 3 year old should be taught ALL the words just yet...

3 year olds are the new teenagers.

 

[cjx blade]

Enjoy mate, took my four year old on the kop a few years ago. Now he's 19 and a die hard like his old fella.

 

[seanbeenstattoo]

My 14 year old daughter also loves the Magic Hat song. Especially after I've bought her a few cheeky vimtos and we've done a line before kick off. She can't wait top pop her cherry and kick fuck out of some away bitch.
Anyone else gripped by their youngster proper fucking getting it?

 

[Worksop II]

Social Service alert... not sure the average 3 year old should be taught ALL the words just yet...

Head the sucker back ............ is worth a try ...

 

[seanbeenstattoo]

3 year olds are the new teenagers.

Feotuses are the new forty somethings.

 

[DifferentClass]

3 year olds are the new teenagers.

I mean, they're getting arrested for carrying knives now. They start so young

 

[Cerberus Blade]

Just let my 3 year old lass listen to the scenes at mk and she's loves the song jack O'Connell is magic,her words dad play it again this was music to my ears so v Brentford this will be me living out my first day when mi dad took me around 1981 happy days utb, hope she enjoys it.Has this song gripped any others like it has my young un ?

She'd probably like the original, by Lonnie Donnergan, "My Old Man's a Dustman" even more? And you wouldn't be exposing a young child to bad language and the disrespect that will get her (and you) when she starts repeating that in public. Here, I've found a copy of it for you.



Alternatively, you could substitute, "throw the fucker back" with "throw the brick right back" - it's the same syllable count so it works perfectly.

Then again - you can just carry on as you are doing and disadvantage her socially.

 

[Benny and the Blades]

Or even head the bugger back, or would that get you in even bigger trouble these days ? ......

 

[SUFC Handsworth]

Taught my 5 year old daughter (she might have been 4 at the time) the "If I had the wings of a sparrow" song, all the offensive words being changed to child friendly ... arse = bum, shit = pooh, b***ards = piggies and h*******ough = the sty

 

[Hblockblade]

She'd probably like the original, by Lonnie Donnergan, "My Old Man's a Dustman" even more? And you wouldn't be exposing a young child to bad language and the disrespect that will get her (and you) when she starts repeating that in public. Here, I've found a copy of it for you.



Alternatively, you could substitute, "throw the fucker back" with "throw the brick right back" - it's the same syllable count so it works perfectly.

Then again - you can just carry on as you are doing and disadvantage her socially.

Yep the words have been tweaked so she can still enjoy the song without the bad language so all good,only prob is trying to get 20 odd k blades to change it slightly when I take her to bdtbl alternatively I could just cover her ears

 

[itsinyerblood]

My 14 year old daughter also loves the Magic Hat song. Especially after I've bought her a few cheeky vimtos and we've done a line before kick off. She can't wait top pop her cherry and kick fuck out of some away bitch.
Anyone else gripped by their youngster proper fucking getting it?

Can't wait until you let her off the estate beano, it'll be like Straw Dogs meet The Hills Have Eyes when you do.

 

[seanbeenstattoo]

Can't wait until you let her off the estate beano, it'll be like Straw Dogs meet The Hills Have Eyes when you do.

Keep it under your hat but I've bought her a fucking killer pyro for the Brentford game. We're sat in the perfect spot for her to launch the sucker right into the middle of the Brentford mob.
Be fucking total carnage. She'll have her first proper orgasm. Can't wait.

 

[itsinyerblood]

Keep it under your hat but I've bought her a fucking killer pyro for the Brentford game. We're sat in the perfect spot for her to launch the sucker right into the middle of the Brentford mob.
Be fucking total carnage. She'll have her first proper orgasm. Can't wait.

Bet she'll be lactating like it's the second coming! You must be as proud as punch!

 

[seanbeenstattoo]

Bet she'll be lactating like it's the second coming! You must be as proud as punch!

You have no idea mate. She's getting her second tatt tomorrow. "FUCK THE PIGS" right accross her shoulders. It will look fuckin mint when she's topless on Beni Beach with her pikey mates. They.ve saved up for the holiday all by themselves off boosting cars. Bought fuckin grade a snide passports and the fuckin lot.

 

[RammyBlade]

My 7 year old grandaughter picked up the words "no surrender to the IRA scum" when we were at England matches and when they sang the actual song at school she was heard by a teacher and my daughter got a snotty letter about it ! Anti English cunts !!

 

[ghandi]

My 7 year old grandaughter picked up the words "no surrender to the IRA scum" when we were at England matches and when they sang the actual song at school she was heard by a teacher and my daughter got a snotty letter about it ! Anti English cunts !!

Perhaps she could have also picked up on the racist line of "keep me white keep me bright keep me English" then when the teachers reprimanded you, you could have called the teachers anti racist bastards.