BDTBL looking good

[Wudsblade]

Did that city centre cycle ride yesterday just so I could inside the stadium. Desso pitch in great nick apart from looking a tad long. Couldnt get my head around some of it being synthetic anyone fill me in how that works. This was probably done to death when the pitch was relayed last yr before I became a member of the forum.

 

[Rodley]

pommpey

 

[Ranmoorblade]

What is DESSO GrassMaster® hybrid grass?
A DESSO GrassMaster ® hybrid grass pitch is a 100% natural sport grass pitch reinforced by millions of Desso artificial turf fibres.

• with a patented technique, specialised installers inject 20 million Desso artificial turf fibres in a natural grass mat
• the natural grass roots intertwine with the 20 cm deep injected artificial turf fibres
• result: a high-tech, stable pitch that can take 3 times as much playing than a normal, natural grass pitch

 

[Tyler Durden]

Did that city centre cycle ride yesterday just so I could inside the stadium. Desso pitch in great nick apart from looking a tad long. Couldnt get my head around some of it being synthetic anyone fill me in how that works. This was probably done to death when the pitch was relayed last yr before I became a member of the forum.

Taken from Wikipedia

Desso GrassMaster is a hybrid grass sportsplaying field surface composed of naturalgrass combined with artificial fibres, from the Dutch Desso group, known for their carpet. The artificial grass fibres are injected 20 centimetres (7.9 in) deep, and cover about 3% of the surface. While the grass is growing, the roots intertwine with the artificial fibres. The designers claim this anchors the field to create a solid, even structure with good drainage and 'playing comfort'.

Anyway, you've certainly picked a good subject. For some reason, the rest of the forum love to wank themselves into a frenzy when any mention of the playing surface arises.

Welcome to the board.

 

[seanbeenstattoo]

It gets cut once a year and the clippings go to Brighton as a thankyou for taking Murphy off our hands enabling us to buy the Desso.

 

[seanbeenstattoo]

Did that city centre cycle ride yesterday just so I could inside the stadium. Desso pitch in great nick apart from looking a tad long. Couldnt get my head around some of it being synthetic anyone fill me in how that works. This was probably done to death when the pitch was relayed last yr before I became a member of the forum.

Is your username a thinly veiled reference to you having a big fuck off hard on all the time?

 

[dublin 10 blade]

When living on Skyedge ( Partridge View )
We used to,have a fantastic view of the lane , it was especially good when the floodlights where on at night .
I've got a good photo of the lane from one of the now demolished block of flats off Norfolk Park ,
Think it was the year we did the pigs 3-1 at the sty , tracks,for the tram was only being laid at the time .
Sigh the good old days .

 

[Dellas Cowboys]

Did that city centre cycle ride yesterday just so I could inside the stadium. Desso pitch in great nick apart from looking a tad long. Couldnt get my head around some of it being synthetic anyone fill me in how that works. This was probably done to death when the pitch was relayed last yr before I became a member of the forum.

took my youngest around the route again this year but early on (11:15) the Bramall Lane section was closed off due to a protest so we didn't get in. Couldn't decide if I was pissed off to miss out or more worried that the protest was about us selling off say Fleck to Rangers for £3 and a haggis.

 

[SteveBlade]

How much dog piss can the desso take before lawn burn occurs?

Also, when we say 'the desso', should we use a capital D?

 

[seanbeenstattoo]

How much dog piss can the desso take before lawn burn occurs?

Also, when we say 'the desso', should we use a capital D?

Piss poor attempt to get another Can you take ..... thread onto the fora.
1/10

 

[bromtom]

Can we get a mate for Captain Blade? Des the Desso, just a bloke covered in turf with a million quid in a suitcase, and at the end of every season we bring him out on the pitch and ceremonially kill him/ put a boxing ring on top of him until he goes brown.

 

[Pinchy]

A premium surface upon which excellent footballers showcase their talents.

Pele bless it.

 

[Blade1771]

A premium surface upon which excellent footballers showcase their talents.

Pele bless it.

Footballers should be able to play on any surface.

 

[northsomersetblade]

It is a thing of evil, forged by the devil himself in the depths of hell

 

[Maidenhead]

It gets cut once a year and the clippings go to Brighton as a thankyou for taking Murphy off our hands enabling us to buy the Desso.

Is Murphy's sell on clause windfall spoken for to pay for the new tv?

 

[TJB.]

I've had some Desso work done on my pubes.

 

[Fulwood Blade]

When living on Skyedge ( Partridge View )
We used to,have a fantastic view of the lane , it was especially good when the floodlights where on at night .
I've got a good photo of the lane from one of the now demolished block of flats off Norfolk Park ,
Think it was the year we did the pigs 3-1 at the sty , tracks,for the tram was only being laid at the time .
Sigh the good old days .

laying tram tracks? - you'll be familiar with that in Dublin then ?

Which decade are they due to complete it?

UTB

 

[Sean Thornton]

Can we get a mate for Captain Blade? Des the Desso, just a bloke covered in turf with a million quid in a suitcase, and at the end of every season we bring him out on the pitch and ceremonially kill him/ put a boxing ring on top of him until he goes brown.

The Cap'n had a mate, Mr Cutler but he disappeared fairly quickly. Weird looking bloke .

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

I've had some Desso work done on my pubes.

Saves time in the long run, just don't don't go near pommpey when he's got a lighter!

 

[8lade]

The Cap'n had a mate, Mr Cutler but he disappeared fairly quickly. Weird looking bloke .

Yeah he got the flu then he was transferred to Bristol Rovers for not enough money. Best mascot we ever had, good luck to the lad, McCabe out.

 

[HighfieldBlade]

Took me ages getting home from Forum 5-a-side on Sunday.
Bramall Lane being shut for the bike ride explains it all now.

 

[TJB.]

Saves time in the long run, just don't don't go near pommpey when he's got a lighter!

Can't say I'm satisfied with the work. They still used fucking green.

Looks like I've got centre court above me tackle.

 

[Pinchy]

Footballers should be able to play on any surface.

You'd prefer a rubbish pitch?

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Can't say I'm satisfied with the work. They still used fucking green.

Looks like I've got centre court above me tackle.

New balls, please!

 

[Pinchy]

Saves time in the long run, just don't don't go near pommpey when he's got a lighter!

Would he go down in flames?...

 

[Pinchy]

Can't say I'm satisfied with the work. They still used fucking green.

Looks like I've got centre court above me tackle.

Sir Billy Connolly used to say that when he went grey, his willy, in a certain light, looked rather like Stewart Grainger....

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Can't say I'm satisfied with the work. They still used fucking green.

Looks like I've got centre court above me tackle.

Yes, they'll all come to meet me, arms reaching, smiling sweetly.
It's good to touch the green, green grass of home.


(couldn't resist )

 

[TJB.]

Yes, they'll all come to meet me, arms reaching, smiling sweetly.
It's good to touch the green, green grass of home.


(couldn't resist )

 

[Dronfield Blade]

Straight from the commercial twitter page....

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Beautiful. Get them pillars removed and its a 10 out of 10.

 

[ThatJa]

IT appears we've sold our center circle and our 18 yard boxes. I'm not having this, why can't we keep our assets?