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Other than the constant re-telling of the Holmes and Leonard stories the only (and very tenuous) story of late has been Christie at Derby, which appears to a 2+2 scenario reach by a bored twitterer.

Anyone heard owt else?

I'm bored.
 

Make something up, the more outrageous the better, stick it on twitter with the usual embellishments regarding source and watch for it appearing in the national press...can I suggest Theo Walcott possibly on loan.

Or Ronaldo is ditching plans of a loan move to Sheffield Wednesday and to Spite them he is choosing Sheffield rivals Sheffield United! that should get them twitching in the twittersphere.
 
Make something up, the more outrageous the better, stick it on twitter with the usual embellishments regarding source and watch for it appearing in the national press...can I suggest Theo Walcott possibly on loan.
And people still fall for it. It must be ten years since 'Terry Henfleet' but there's a huge thread on the rumours page about Fleck going to Rangers.

I'd go for Forestieri to Torino and Rhodes to West Brom. Kind of believable but bollocks at the same time.
 
Always preferred Leg's and Co mesen..but any port in a storm ;)
 
I've heard from a top top sorce that Farlington Morntgomery's undergoing a medical tomorrow, expected to sign a 4 year deal.
 
Heard from an inside source at Sky Bet that Wilder is considering his future, and to possibly look at putting some ££ on Ces Podd as his replacements when they produce the replacement odds.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ces_Podd
 
I reckon that the gossip is on holiday like most players and managers, seeing as it's the only time of the year that they can get a break.

(Posted from a sunbed draped with a Blades beach towel in a hot and sunny Crete) :cool:
 
Make something up, the more outrageous the better, stick it on twitter with the usual embellishments regarding source and watch for it appearing in the national press...can I suggest Theo Walcott possibly on loan.

DONE. Let's see what happens with that.
 

Make something up, the more outrageous the better, stick it on twitter with the usual embellishments regarding source and watch for it appearing in the national press...can I suggest Theo Walcott possibly on loan.
Reckon he could do a job for us. Think there could be something in it, as well because he uses blades for shaving. Gerrim in!
 
They are re-Desso'ing the Desso.

Apparently no players will sign until they know the outcome of the Desso'ing
 
I'm sure it was supposed to be maintenance free.
 
They are re-Desso'ing the Desso.

Apparently no players will sign until they know the outcome of the Desso'ing
And Theo's dad owns the Desso firm re-Desso'ing the Desso. A close friend has seen the "Walcott's Desso'ing" van in the car park.

It's happening people! Believe!!
 
And Theo's dad owns the Desso firm re-Desso'ing the Desso. A close friend has seen the "Walcott's Desso'ing" van in the car park.

It's happening people! Believe!!
WTF? Walcott's been linked with the pork, not us.
 
That was his agent trying to get him playing in front of hundreds of thousands every week, but there is no way he's going there because he's a Blade. It's nailed on. Fact.
My mates a youth team coach at that tent thing and he's convinced Walcott is going to the pigs on loan to regain his form and confidence.
 
They're currently opening talks with regards to bringing Mayor McCheese out of retirement as our new club mascot.

Apparently they're a bit hesitant to offer Captain Blade a new contract after all of the performance enhancing drug allegations.
 
They're currently opening talks with regards to bringing Mayor McCheese out of retirement as our new club mascot.

Apparently they're a bit hesitant to offer Captain Blade a new contract after all of the performance enhancing drug allegations.

If it falls through, might be a swap deal with the deep dale Duck, or even a change to Captain Bladeess

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Rumours eh! Apparently Billy is quitting football to become a professional barn dancer! True dat!
 

This very morning i saw Ryan Leonard and his good Lady coming out of the estate agents at Banner Cross,clutching a whole load of pamphlets,the one on top was for a property on Stumperlowe Lane

He's buying Brayford's place?
 

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