Boss da Plane da Plane

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Right, let's get all this done in one go;

They lose Coutts after JOC spikes them all with some 'Magic Hat' pills that he thinks are e but are some kind of date rape drug he got from a prospective signing.

They look all around for him, after finding a tiger in the room. Knilly takes out one of his teeth and marries a hooker. They find out the tiger belongs to Amir Khan and return it to him. He punches Scougall but Scoogs punches him back and knocks him out.

They think Coutts has been kidnapped by a bloke called Sun Ji Hi but it turns out it's another bloke called Coutts who played for us last season and was shit.

Then they have to win a load of money to pay back Sun Ji Hi and go to the casino where idiot savant McNulty card counts and cleans up.

They finally remember they left Coutts on the roof and rush up there to find him and when they do they all shout 'Coutts, there he is'.

They're going to do it again next season when we win the playoffs but it won't be as funny.
It's like a plotline from Eastenders
 
If they have to land in the Hudson Chris will go to toilets reappear with cape and underpants on top of his trousers and glide it to safety.

'Sully Meets Tufty. Another miracle on the Hudson.'
 
This is the most daft insane brilliant thread of the season.
Can someone hack in to the hotels CCTV so we can see when Scougall is crossing his legs needing a piss and text Coutts to take him before he wets his pants.
 
Exclusive pics of team on plane
"Who f**king let Billy Drive..."
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"errrmmmmm you boss...."

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"bit quiet on here in it...."
 
Yes, it's funny how often there's more than one flight leaving for the same destination at exactly the same time. There are nine flights from Heathrow to Amsterdam at 11.45 this morning :)
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This is the most daft insane brilliant thread of the season.
Can someone hack in to the hotels CCTV so we can see when Scougall is crossing his legs needing a piss and text Coutts to take him before he wets his pants.
He wears a nappy doesn't he?
 

Tatoo here,anyone know which airport/flight number The Champions are on ?

I want to track the flight on Planefinder.net

Sad i know,but i want to see with my own eyes that they get there safe and sound,especially as Vegas is near Area 51 :eek:
Jees Chippy, whata tha going to be like when they're flying of to play in the Champions League every other week?
 

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