World war 3 threat to next seasonn

[BushBlade]

We will be fine, we have Freeman on our side.

Rather have Higdon. I'd use him as a human shield.

 

[Piffle and Tosh]

oh what's the point ,some big rocks going to crash into the earth in June according to that great dispenser of truth the daily express
so one way or another we`re all screwed.
Do you think if I rush down to the lane I can get my money back for next years season ticket ?

 

[GaryHamsonsLeftBootLace]

The missile North Korea are developing that could reach US soil (Hawaii and Alaska to be precise) would take 16 hours to reach the US after launch. Surely that's enough time to send up some F15s to shoot it down...

Or maybe it would run into the ball Simmonsen launched into orbit at Wembley a few years ago....

 

[The Crab]

If NK fired just one nuclear missile at South Korea or Japan they wouldn't fire a second, they would blasted off the map within half an hour.

What else would it start though Harry? Not an expert on this, but I can't see the Russians or Chinese taking it lying down?

 

[Harry's Game]

What else would it start though Harry? Not an expert on this, but I can't see the Russians or Chinese taking it lying down?

China secretly would be glad to be shut of the Kim dynasty. Russia would keep out of it as they wouldn't have a dog in the fight.

 

[BushBlade]

China secretly would be glad to be shut of the Kim dynasty. Russia would keep out of it as they wouldn't have a dog in the fight.

True. The U.S. would pay off the Chinese for 'the inconvenience of dealing with the refugees and cleaning up the area' and do some deal over Syria with the Russians.

 

[The Crab]

We haven't even had a proper new kit thread yet

 

[blade too long]

And this factor can't be ignored too.

is that Carvahal at the front

 

[BushBlade]

I've got the exact replica of that but it's got a dick where the hose is.

 

[The Crab]

I've got the exact replica of that but it's got a dick where the hose is.

Why would it have Keith Lemon where the hose is?

 

[Kabba Kabba Doo]

Apparently they tried firing a missile at Bramall Lane but Jack O'Connell headed it back

 

[United Aren't Back.]

Fuck me, I hope it doesn't kick off, it's bad enough shopping when there's a Bank Holiday coming.

Really makes you laugh.
Anxious Cynthia and Charles shopping for bread like it's going to be unavailable for years, anxious Tracy and Jack stocking up on oven chips and coca cola.

 

[The Crab]

Really makes you laugh.
Anxious Cynthia and Charles shopping for bread like it's going to be unavailable for years, anxious Tracy and Jack stocking up on oven chips and coca cola.

Makes you wonder what they do with all the extra food. With the state of the roads on a Bank Holiday it seems every fucker is going out somewhere anyway.

 

[itsinyerblood]

What else would it start though Harry? Not an expert on this, but I can't see the Russians or Chinese taking it lying down?

Careful Crab, blade67 will pull you up about discussing non footballing matters in the wrong thread. I'm fully with you fella, but there are some who don't like the thought of posters acting with the occasional spontaneity.

 

[blade too long]

if it does turn out theres armageddon on its way at least we all die happier than 12 months ago

see, glass half full man all day ,every day

 

[The Crab]

Careful Crab, blade67 will pull you up about discussing non footballing matters in the wrong thread. I'm fully with you fella, but there are some who don't like the thought of posters acting with the occasional spontaneity.

You may consider my neck wound in, if a Crab can actually do that

 

[itsinyerblood]

You may consider my neck wound in, if a Crab can actually do that

No mate! Wasn't suggesting you curtail your opinions, you're one of the nicer posters on here so keep up the good work UTB

 

[The Crab]

No mate! Wasn't suggesting you curtail your opinions, you're one of the nicer posters on here so keep up the good work UTB

Cheers mate, but you should see me on the Parkway in a morning.............

 

[fuerstenberger]

After Northampton and our promotion, I said to my wife that I thought we had finally put the football gods to sleep. She said it didn't matter as we were all going to be vapourised anyway. We have been preparing wood for the Winter these past few days. It looks like we have loads but my wife (always cheerful), asked if it was enough for a nuclear winter. Oh how we laughed.

 

[BigBed]

Another fuckin Ched thread, great.

 

[The Crab]

Another fuckin Ched thread, great.

Look at it this way, the aftermath of a nuclear holocaust is still preferable to a night in Rhyl.

 

[BigBed]

Oh, that's her name now is it!!??

 

[Sean Thornton]

After Northampton and our promotion, I said to my wife that I thought we had finally put the football gods to sleep. She said it didn't matter as we were all going to be vapourised anyway. We have been preparing wood for the Winter these past few days. It looks like we have loads but my wife (always cheerful), asked if it was enough for a nuclear winter. Oh how we laughed.

Wood? That's why I can't get on with German food. I've always blamed the sausages.

 

[fuerstenberger]

Wood? That's why I can't get on with German food. I've always blamed the sausages.

We eat our food on the Beech.

 

[Bladesway]

Could America and north Korea's retarded playground argument scupper our chances of starting next season in the championship or indeed as participants in a civilised society pre Armageddon ?

Pitches would be flatter. Every cloud and that.

 

[Ball_Sup (Phil)]

The FIFA U20 World Cup starts in South Korea on May 20. England have qualified & are in a group with Argentina, Guinea & the hosts. That is the age group that includes Louis Reed, Harry Chapman & Dom Calvert-Lewin. All three featured in warm up games in late 2016.

http://ball-sup.blogspot.com/2016/10/shutchester.html

But, only Dom survived to the early 2017 warm up games. Looks like Reed & Chapman might not make the squad. I'm using those games for my Summer Holiday - nukes permitting - we fly 18 May.

Phil

 

[snootyfenooty]

The FIFA U20 World Cup starts in South Korea on May 20. England have qualified & are in a group with Argentina, Guinea & the hosts.

That's a country that hates us more than any other, ebola virus and nuclear war all in one group. Top that!

 

[Bartleby]

Could America and north Korea's retarded playground argument scupper our chances of starting next season in the championship or indeed as participants in a civilised society pre Armageddon ?

Wouldn't be the first time a world war has fucked our season up - we were top of the league in 1939.

 

[ScottBlade]

Wouldn't be the first time a world war has fucked our season up - we were top of the league in 1939.

Remember it well. We were second actually but still hurts.

 

[Dellas Cowboys]

Would the Desso fare better than standard grass in a nuclear attack and if 90% of Sheffield population are wiped out would our attendances still be 16,000+ due to season ticket sales?