Balloons and confetti for Chesterfield

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Do they come with safety certificates
 
Lots of red balloons and clowns.
It'll look like the trailer for the revamp of Stephen Kings IT.
Scare the shit out of the kids on our little uns first visit to the Lane!!!!!
 
You can have the rest of what's in my account if you do something like this. Purely to terrify the curtain-twitcher brigade.



Are they all eating the new mutton vindaloo pukka pie? I'd ave a go on one of them, Bovril probably still tastes like dishwater!
 
What's wrong with nicking all the bog roll from the toilets of EVERY city centre pub and throwing em on the pitch all at the same time like the good old days.

The SY Police would class balloons as too dangerous and they've punish us by closing/ netting off some more seats but bog roll is safer than balloons, so should be fine.
 
What's wrong with nicking all the bog roll from the toilets of EVERY city centre pub and throwing em on the pitch all at the same time like the good old days.

The SY Police would class balloons as too dangerous and they've punish us by closing/ netting off some more seats but bog roll is safer than balloons, so should be fine.


Bog rolls. Paper. Flammable. Safety Certificate required.

Balloons only danger is auto asphyxiation/choking on a tangerine.
 
How you planning on getting 1000 balloons through the turnstiles and into the ground?
 
Think we should all turn up and politely applauded in case SY's finest call it a riot and FA dock us points, you know they wanna



PS does torn up paper count as confetti?
 



No to the balloons, do you not remember Luton Shelton v Man City?

Let's have ticker tape and/or toilet roll instead.
 
There is a mass TITS OUT FOT LADS organised already. Please ensure you mention it to any females in your vicinity as you take your seat to ensure they adhere to this official initiative.

Now somebody is CERTAIN to be offended by that ......... cue a certain rabid feminist in 5 .... 4...... 3...... 2 ..... 1 ......

UTB & FTP
 
Think we should all turn up and politely applauded in case SY's finest call it a riot and FA dock us points, you know they wanna



PS does torn up paper count as confetti?


What do you think confetti is generally made from B56?
 
Something Italian innit?
In Italian, confetti are actually sugared almonds given out to guests at the end of the reception, usually alongside a small gift called a bomboniera. They still throw rice after the ceremony, often interspersed with rose petals. This cultural lesson was brought to you by the poor bastard who nearly had a nervous breakdown organising his wedding in Italy.
 
Just had an email off the club.


The club are currently looking as to what we can do for our final game...


Regards


Dave


Dave McCarthy

Operations Director


A bit vague but I'm sure at £50 for 1000 ballons we could afford a shedload and also a load of confetti etc. It'll look good at the time and in years to come looking back on pictures that's why I wanted to do something.
 
Just had an email off the club.


The club are currently looking as to what we can do for our final game...


Regards


Dave


Dave McCarthy

Operations Director


A bit vague but I'm sure at £50 for 1000 ballons we could afford a shedload and also a load of confetti etc. It'll look good at the time and in years to come looking back on pictures that's why I wanted to do something.
A half and half scarf on every seat is what I'm hearing.....
 
If you fill a balloon with pure hydrogen and set it alight, the resulting explosion creates an impressive temporary flare. More environmentally friendly than conventional pyrotechnics too.

So that's something to think about...

.....while you are queuing in the Burns Unit waiting for your hands to be stitched back on.

Don't try this at home children!
 
I know what your saying, people tend to not end up being arsed to do things like this though and after Wembley 93 and other experiences balloons and confetti does look good for when the teams come out. Just thought I'd get something set up, I've emailed the club and await a response, hopefully the club have something similar already in mind.


I think it’s a good idea mate. Depending on the outcome of your plan, an alternative might just be to spread the word on here, facebook, twitter, maybe football heaven etc. to tell people to bring balloons and confetti. That would reach a fair number of people and ensure a decent amount of decoration.
 
What's wrong with nicking all the bog roll from the toilets of EVERY city centre pub and throwing em on the pitch all at the same time like the good old days.

The SY Police would class balloons as too dangerous and they've punish us by closing/ netting off some more seats but bog roll is safer than balloons, so should be fine.


Surely the prince will provide this. I always assumed this was where we would see the game changing investment?
 
I think it’s a good idea mate. Depending on the outcome of your plan, an alternative might just be to spread the word on here, facebook, twitter, maybe football heaven etc. to tell people to bring balloons and confetti. That would reach a fair number of people and ensure a decent amount of decoration.

What colour mate??
 



will asthmatics be frowned upon if instead of inflating their balloons the just turn the torch on their mobile on?
 

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