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No report on the forum? I'll have a go then, in that case, although the distance from the away end to the end where most of the action took place was a bit too far for me to be really sure who was doing what, so please excuse any mistakes.

The first half of the match was a stroll in the park for the Blades. Swindon were hopeless in attack, outplayed in midfield and nervous at the back. United had Caolan Lavery and Jay O'Shea in the side with the management opting to use Lavery's speed rather than Hanson's strength and height up front. The Blades midfireld trio of Coutts, Fleck and O'Shea had their opponents in a tizzy. Fleck hit a fierce shot just over the bar before the inevitable first goal had United in front.

Swindon had been playing with fire from the start, with some dodgy looking backpasses to the goalie, and they finally shot themselves in the foot when left back Dabo, who was having a nightmare, aimed one towards his 'keeper Henry, who was never going to get to it before Lavery. The young striker latched onto the ball and slotted it neatly just inside the far post.

The second goal was a thing of extraordinary beauty. One-touch intricate passing between Fleck and Coutts had the home players twisted inside out before a lovely ball found Lavery on the left wing. He sold a defender an exquisite dummy before laying the ball neatly into the path of the onrushing Kieran Freeman, who walloped it into the net. Shortly afterwards a great run by O'Connell ended with Billy Sharp almost making it a deserved 3-0 half time lead for the Blades.

The half time toilet break was as relaxed as any this season as we looked forward to the Blades running up a big score in the second half, but we were in for a very nasty shock. The fluffy bunnies of Swindon turned into tigers during the break and tore into United from the kick off. Almost immediately, Charlie Colkett was allowed to carry the ball forward unchallenged before hitting a screamer into the top corner of the goal. 7 minutes later, with no lessons apparently learned, Blades' players stood off while Ben Gladwin lined up a shot from the edge of the box; this time the shot was low but the outcome was the same, and all the first half's excellence had been wiped out with the scores now level.

We were rocking, and needed a lucky break if 2, or even 3 points, were not to be lost. Man, did we get that lucky break just before the hour. Goalkeeper Henry, with no pressure on him at all, lazily passed the ball straight to the feet of Jay O'Shea, who overcame his surprise to accept the gift and give us back the lead.

Even after this terrible clanger had undone all their hard work, Swindon continued to be the better and more dangerous side. Moore looked like a nervous wreck as crosses start to rain in on his goal, and United had yet more good fortune when Obika's header looked bound for goal, only for Ajose to run in and prod it over the line from an offside position. We were under the cosh, were wasting time and Swindon's fans were exasperated by ref Oliver Langford who seemed to be giving us the benefit of the doubt on a couple of occasions. Hanson replaced Lavery, Carruthers came on for O'Shea and finally Wright for Sharp to bolster up the defence. United came again and Ethan Ebanks-Landell had a shot well saved before 5 minutes of added time were announced. Blades fans were still biting our nails, but Carruthers cleverly ran into the box and invited a desperate challenge which gave the Blades a penalty, which Coutts struck down the middle as Henry dived to his right.

4-2. It looks like an easy win on the page, but it certainly was not, and the final score was hard on Swindon, who, in effect, gave us 3 of our 4 goals. They fought so well that, in spite of the way the table looks now, they can still escape relegation if they stop giving presents to their opponents. The Blades, on the other hand, can look back on a satisfactory result and a dangerous occasion overcome. The manager & players applauded the fans generously at the final whistle, but there was relief as well as triumph in those celebrations.
 



The manager & players applauded the fans generously at the final whistle, but there was relief as well as triumph in those celebrations.

The "sheff united, sheff united" chants in the 2nd half were fab-u-lus to hear - you and the rest should take a bow - probably lifted the team when they needed it. The applause they gave you lot back was well justified at the end.

Massive Blades...........;)

UTB
 
How did Jay O'Shea do, generally?

Listening on the radio, seemed to hear very little mention of him - suggesting he was a little anonymous. But picking up on one or two little comments made already from folks who went, maybe that wasn't the case?
 
How did Jay O'Shea do, generally?

Listening on the radio, seemed to hear very little mention of him - suggesting he was a little anonymous. But picking up on one or two little comments made already from folks who went, maybe that wasn't the case?

He had a good match, Alf. Always involved, made intelligent runs and was a very decent deputy for Duffy.
 
How did Jay O'Shea do, generally?

Listening on the radio, seemed to hear very little mention of him - suggesting he was a little anonymous. But picking up on one or two little comments made already from folks who went, maybe that wasn't the case?
Made himself available and passed the ball well good squad player.
 
How did Jay O'Shea do, generally?

Listening on the radio, seemed to hear very little mention of him - suggesting he was a little anonymous. But picking up on one or two little comments made already from folks who went, maybe that wasn't the case?

Not really wanting to be critical of anyone given that 3 more points were won, but I was quite disappointed with O'Shea last night. He took up some good positions in space between STFC's def and mid, especially in the first half, but he seemingly wanted too much time and lost the ball when in promising positions on numerous occasions. I thought Carruthers played the AMC role far better and looked more dangerous when he was given the role later on in the match. That said, JO'S did work very hard and looked over the moon when he was gifted his goal.

From his appearances so far, I'd rate him behind both Duffy and Carruthers but ahead of Scougall, who is surely on his way at the end of the season. Would I offer JO'S a contract in summer - if Utd somehow blow it and end up in L1 again then yes, if they manage to get up then probably not. IMO he's a top half L1 player but no better.
 
No report on the forum? I'll have a go then, in that case, although the distance from the away end to the end where most of the action took place was a bit too far for me to be really sure who was doing what, so please excuse any mistakes.

The first half of the match was a stroll in the park for the Blades. Swindon were hopeless in attack, outplayed in midfield and nervous at the back. United had Caolan Lavery and Jay O'Shea in the side with the management opting to use Lavery's speed rather than Hanson's strength and height up front. The Blades midfireld trio of Coutts, Fleck and O'Shea had their opponents in a tizzy. Fleck hit a fierce shot just over the bar before the inevitable first goal had United in front.

Swindon had been playing with fire from the start, with some dodgy looking backpasses to the goalie, and they finally shot themselves in the foot when left back Dabo, who was having a nightmare, aimed one towards his 'keeper Henry, who was never going to get to it before Lavery. The young striker latched onto the ball and slotted it neatly just inside the far post.

The second goal was a thing of extraordinary beauty. One-touch intricate passing between Fleck and Coutts had the home players twisted inside out before a lovely ball found Lavery on the left wing. He sold a defender an exquisite dummy before laying the ball neatly into the path of the onrushing Kieran Freeman, who walloped it into the net. Shortly afterwards a great run by O'Connell ended with Billy Sharp almost making it a deserved 3-0 half time lead for the Blades.

The half time toilet break was as relaxed as any this season as we looked forward to the Blades running up a big score in the second half, but we were in for a very nasty shock. The fluffy bunnies of Swindon turned into tigers during the break and tore into United from the kick off. Almost immediately, Charlie Colkett was allowed to carry the ball forward unchallenged before hitting a screamer into the top corner of the goal. 7 minutes later, with no lessons apparently learned, Blades' players stood off while Ben Gladwin lined up a shot from the edge of the box; this time the shot was low but the outcome was the same, and all the first half's excellence had been wiped out with the scores now level.

We were rocking, and needed a lucky break if 2, or even 3 points, were not to be lost. Man, did we get that lucky break just before the hour. Goalkeeper Henry, with no pressure on him at all, lazily passed the ball straight to the feet of Jay O'Shea, who overcame his surprise to accept the gift and give us back the lead.

Even after this terrible clanger had undone all their hard work, Swindon continued to be the better and more dangerous side. Moore looked like a nervous wreck as crosses start to rain in on his goal, and United had yet more good fortune when Obika's header looked bound for goal, only for Ajose to run in and prod it over the line from an offside position. We were under the cosh, were wasting time and Swindon's fans were exasperated by ref Oliver Langford who seemed to be giving us the benefit of the doubt on a couple of occasions. Hanson replaced Lavery, Carruthers came on for O'Shea and finally Wright for Sharp to bolster up the defence. United came again and Ethan Ebanks-Landell had a shot well saved before 5 minutes of added time were announced. Blades fans were still biting our nails, but Carruthers cleverly ran into the box and invited a desperate challenge which gave the Blades a penalty, which Coutts struck down the middle as Henry dived to his right.

4-2. It looks like an easy win on the page, but it certainly was not, and the final score was hard on Swindon, who, in effect, gave us 3 of our 4 goals. They fought so well that, in spite of the way the table looks now, they can still escape relegation if they stop giving presents to their opponents. The Blades, on the other hand, can look back on a satisfactory result and a dangerous occasion overcome. The manager & players applauded the fans generously at the final whistle, but there was relief as well as triumph in those celebrations.

Where are the player ratings you lazy bastard ;)
 
Where are the player ratings you lazy bastard ;)

Guilty as charged ;)

"The Blades midfireld trio of Coutts, Fleck and O'Shea had their opponents in a tizzy"

Good report mate, but no. No, you can't use the word 'tizzy' in a grown up's match report I'm afraid ;)

Sorry GCB. Please replace "tizzy" with "reight mess" :)
 
The "sheff united, sheff united" chants in the 2nd half were fab-u-lus to hear - you and the rest should take a bow - probably lifted the team when they needed it. The applause they gave you lot back was well justified at the end.

Massive Blades...........;)

UTB

The two guys who started that chant were sat/stood right behind me and we're frickin relentless. Hats off to them, it was their persistence and the fact everyone else around us thought - well they're obviously not going to shut up so we may as well join in.

The chant started on the 77th minute and didn't really finish til the final whistle. With injury time, that's c18 minutes of non-stop (apart from the penalty) chanting.

Was fucking amazing!!
 
Good report. It was nice to meet you yesterday and it made it an enjoyable journey having some good conversation on the way there & back. Great call to stop off at Cirencester on the way too, very nice place.
 
Good report. It was nice to meet you yesterday and it made it an enjoyable journey having some good conversation on the way there & back. Great call to stop off at Cirencester on the way too, very nice place.

Grand to meet you too, WH. Thanks for being a good companion and for your patience while we were lost in Swindon & Gloucester. I agree with you about Cirencester too. Smashing little town.
 



Hows a penalty a gift , we are attacking their box and their defender is forced to stop him illegally
its not a gift
if it were a gift seville would have got extra time at leicester

Its because of our fitness we have the ability to press the opposition defence into making errors , we just wait for the errors our pressure brings, its not luck , its hard work
Leicester won the prem forcing similar errors
If our player had not been there he wouldnt have panicked

Watch how many gifts barca get , just from pressing
 
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No report on the forum? I'll have a go then, in that case, although the distance from the away end to the end where most of the action took place was a bit too far for me to be really sure who was doing what, so please excuse any mistakes.

The first half of the match was a stroll in the park for the Blades. Swindon were hopeless in attack, outplayed in midfield and nervous at the back. United had Caolan Lavery and Jay O'Shea in the side with the management opting to use Lavery's speed rather than Hanson's strength and height up front. The Blades midfireld trio of Coutts, Fleck and O'Shea had their opponents in a tizzy. Fleck hit a fierce shot just over the bar before the inevitable first goal had United in front.

Swindon had been playing with fire from the start, with some dodgy looking backpasses to the goalie, and they finally shot themselves in the foot when left back Dabo, who was having a nightmare, aimed one towards his 'keeper Henry, who was never going to get to it before Lavery. The young striker latched onto the ball and slotted it neatly just inside the far post.

The second goal was a thing of extraordinary beauty. One-touch intricate passing between Fleck and Coutts had the home players twisted inside out before a lovely ball found Lavery on the left wing. He sold a defender an exquisite dummy before laying the ball neatly into the path of the onrushing Kieran Freeman, who walloped it into the net. Shortly afterwards a great run by O'Connell ended with Billy Sharp almost making it a deserved 3-0 half time lead for the Blades.

The half time toilet break was as relaxed as any this season as we looked forward to the Blades running up a big score in the second half, but we were in for a very nasty shock. The fluffy bunnies of Swindon turned into tigers during the break and tore into United from the kick off. Almost immediately, Charlie Colkett was allowed to carry the ball forward unchallenged before hitting a screamer into the top corner of the goal. 7 minutes later, with no lessons apparently learned, Blades' players stood off while Ben Gladwin lined up a shot from the edge of the box; this time the shot was low but the outcome was the same, and all the first half's excellence had been wiped out with the scores now level.

We were rocking, and needed a lucky break if 2, or even 3 points, were not to be lost. Man, did we get that lucky break just before the hour. Goalkeeper Henry, with no pressure on him at all, lazily passed the ball straight to the feet of Jay O'Shea, who overcame his surprise to accept the gift and give us back the lead.

Even after this terrible clanger had undone all their hard work, Swindon continued to be the better and more dangerous side. Moore looked like a nervous wreck as crosses start to rain in on his goal, and United had yet more good fortune when Obika's header looked bound for goal, only for Ajose to run in and prod it over the line from an offside position. We were under the cosh, were wasting time and Swindon's fans were exasperated by ref Oliver Langford who seemed to be giving us the benefit of the doubt on a couple of occasions. Hanson replaced Lavery, Carruthers came on for O'Shea and finally Wright for Sharp to bolster up the defence. United came again and Ethan Ebanks-Landell had a shot well saved before 5 minutes of added time were announced. Blades fans were still biting our nails, but Carruthers cleverly ran into the box and invited a desperate challenge which gave the Blades a penalty, which Coutts struck down the middle as Henry dived to his right.

4-2. It looks like an easy win on the page, but it certainly was not, and the final score was hard on Swindon, who, in effect, gave us 3 of our 4 goals. They fought so well that, in spite of the way the table looks now, they can still escape relegation if they stop giving presents to their opponents. The Blades, on the other hand, can look back on a satisfactory result and a dangerous occasion overcome. The manager & players applauded the fans generously at the final whistle, but there was relief as well as triumph in those celebrations.

You missed the part about the two pissed up blokes stood at the back of the stand, singing on their own throughout, then when nobody joined in felt the need to call us all cunts.
They also felt very aggrieved that the "cunts with 80 thousand loyalty points over there want to look at themselves, 85minutes before you sang... Boring cunts!'

They were lovely gentleman, and I'm extremely proud to say we follow the same team :oops:
 
You missed the part about the two pissed up blokes stood at the back of the stand, singing on their own throughout, then when nobody joined in felt the need to call us all cunts.
They also felt very aggrieved that the "cunts with 80 thousand loyalty points over there want to look at themselves, 85minutes before you sang... Boring cunts!'

They were lovely gentleman, and I'm extremely proud to say we follow the same team :oops:

Sad to say I missed their contribution, Matt, but they sound like the kind of chaps who'd be fun to invite round for tea & cake any day.
 
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The two guys who started that chant were sat/stood right behind me and we're frickin relentless. Hats off to them, it was their persistence and the fact everyone else around us thought - well they're obviously not going to shut up so we may as well join in.

The chant started on the 77th minute and didn't really finish til the final whistle. With injury time, that's c18 minutes of non-stop (apart from the penalty) chanting.

Was fucking amazing!!

Bassett era memries. Coventry away, two lads in flat caps and false moustaches did the same thing. After 10 minutes it was easier just to join in for the next hour.
 
The two guys who started that chant were sat/stood right behind me and we're frickin relentless. Hats off to them, it was their persistence and the fact everyone else around us thought - well they're obviously not going to shut up so we may as well join in.

The chant started on the 77th minute and didn't really finish til the final whistle. With injury time, that's c18 minutes of non-stop (apart from the penalty) chanting.

Was fucking amazing!!
can remember away at rovrum on the tivoli one year 45 mins of "no pigs in town" :D:D:D
 
can remember away at rovrum on the tivoli one year 45 mins of "no pigs in town" :D:D:D
Everton away in the Premier League, I think it was "Oh when the Blades...". We had it going for about 20 minutes. As I was walking out of the ground I overheard one Everton fan say "they're the best set of supporters I've ever seen here".
 
The 0-0 at Swindon quite a few years ago. The most boring game I have ever seen, but we sang 'Oh when the Blades' slow version, for the whole of the second half. As we came out several Swindon fans commented, 'Terrible game, great singing'
 

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