Time For Hoof?

[Ricky]

One thing to come out of yesterday should be good preparation for the Oldham game.

Their pitch is terrible, there's barely any grass left on it.

We'll have to consider how we're going to approach that game. The game yesterday will have given Wilder a good idea.

Hoof it to Hanson might be the best option. Probably with players like Lavery and O'Shea starting the game as well for mobility and direct goal threat.

 

[Pinchy]

One thing to come out of yesterday should be good preparation for the Oldham game.

Their pitch is terrible, there's barely any grass left on it.

We'll have to consider how we're going to approach that game. The game yesterday will have given Wilder a good idea.

Hoof it to Hanson might be the best option. Probably with players like Lavery and O'Shea starting the game as well for mobility and direct goal threat.

Could we not take the Desso with us? It's a major asset for proper footballers.

 

[Barney]

Direct question to Pinchy if possible;

Would you rather;

A) Be promoted to the championship, then the premiership, then qualify for Europe playing the most grotesque of dinosaur davey, parochial, hit it long, hard and high hoofball...

OR

B) Be promoted to the championship but then stay there playing the sexiest, slickest passing football?

For this scenario, these are the only two options and you have to choose one.

So which do you choose?

 

[Hamburg Blade]

Direct question to Pinchy if possible;

Would you rather;

A) Be promoted to the championship, then the premiership, then qualify for Europe playing the most grotesque of dinosaur davey, parochial, hit it long, hard and high hoofball...

OR

B) Be promoted to the championship but then stay there playing the sexiest, slickest passing football?

For this scenario, these are the only two options and you have to choose one.

So which do you choose?

Oh, me sir, me, me, let me,

er,

The scenario doesn't exist, there aren't only two options, he doesn't have to choose one.

Is that the right answer?

 

[Pinchy]

Direct question to Pinchy if possible;

Would you rather;

A) Be promoted to the championship, then the premiership, then qualify for Europe playing the most grotesque of dinosaur davey, parochial, hit it long, hard and high hoofball...

OR

B) Be promoted to the championship but then stay there playing the sexiest, slickest passing football?

For this scenario, these are the only two options and you have to choose one.

So which do you choose?

Mmmm. As you would expect I don't accept those as realistic choices. I'm pretty sure you don't either. Still, you've asked the question so, with considerable reluctance I go with A, because I want the very best for my club. For the avoidance of doubt though, I'm quite sure that B football is infinitely more likely to achieve the A objective.

Now one for you. Would you sooner watch hard core porn flicks featuring Rachel Riley or shag Theresa May?

 

[Barney]

Mmmm. As you would expect I don't accept those as realistic choices. I'm pretty sure you don't either. Still, you've asked the question so, with considerable reluctance I go with A, because I want the very best for my club. For the avoidance of doubt though, I'm quite sure that B football is infinitely more likely to achieve the A objective.

Now one for you. Would you sooner watch hard core porn flicks featuring Rachel Riley or shag Theresa May?

Shag Theresa May.

 

[Pinchy]

Shag Theresa May.

Now there's a post that ought to be pinned, Foxy, Linz.

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

Now one for you. Would you sooner watch hard core porn flicks featuring Rachel Riley or shag Theresa May?

Cue LYDON

 

[Paqamaq]

Watch Rachel Riley shag Theresa May. Tickets anyone?

 

[Barney]

Watch Rachel Riley shag Theresa May. Tickets anyone?

I can fap to that.