Curtis Woodhouse Autobiography

[I should coco]

That would be something special.Intellectual isn't he?

He's 'intellectual' enough to track down where you live and he has form.

Lock the doors tonight and then check them before bed.

Check them again.

Go to bed with a baseball bat. A big hard one.

You have been warned.......

 

[United Aren't Back.]

Don't think I'll bother.

 

[Boxer Blade]

He's 'intellectual' enough to track down where you live and he has form.

Lock the doors tonight and then check them before bed.

Check them again.

Go to bed with a baseball bat. A big hard one.

You have been warned.......

Go to bed with a big hard one, pervert

 

[Lazerblade]

Curtis is a top bloke. Spoke to him on a few occasions and he's always willing to stop and have a chat which goes a long way in my book.
I have seen several of his fights and there is no doubting his courage and determination.
All that said his book left me feeling a bit sort of pissed off with him (yes I have no right and he probably wouldn't give a ff). I just felt he threw away a football talent and opportunities that most of us would walk over broken glass to have a chance of. He does sort of suggest it himself.

 

[I should coco]

Go to bed with a big hard one, pervert

I was issuing relevant personal safety advice in case Curtis (the ex-pro-boxer Curtis) comes a-calling. If you have a filthy mind, that is not my fault.

I hope for your own sake that 'Boxer Blade' implies some ability in the ring and not just that you like daft dogs or were involved in the 1899 revolt.

If I were you I'd lock your doors too, as it isn't entirely clear who you are calling a pervert. Curtis reads everything on here and occassionally posts the odd message (under the pseudonyms of barney & Pinchy).

 

[Tynemouth Blade]

I read it over the xmas period - wasn't impressed at all!

 

[Boxer Blade]

I was issuing relevant personal safety advice in case Curtis (the ex-pro-boxer Curtis) comes a-calling. If you have a filthy mind, that is not my fault.

I hope for your own sake that 'Boxer Blade' implies some ability in the ring and not just that you like daft dogs or were involved in the 1899 revolt.

If I were you I'd lock your doors too, as it isn't entirely clear who you are calling a pervert. Curtis reads everything on here and occassionally posts the odd message (under the pseudonyms of barney & Pinchy).

Underpants coco, underpants although I do love the daft dogs as well, and no, I am not scared of curt, are you sure he reads this forum though?

 

[I should coco]

Underpants coco, underpants although I do love the daft dogs as well, and no, I am not scared of curt, are you sure he reads this forum though?

Never thought about underpants - doh! Somehow being named after a type of underwear seems appropriate - it's the Blades way!

Of course I'm not sure he reads the forum. Most of the stuff I write is bollocks, but some of it is more bollocks than the other less-bollocks bits.

From what I've heard, Curt is actually a good lad.

 

[Harry's Game]

If anyone follows his twitter account the last couple of days he has been in the middle of a wonderful twitter spat with Milwall fans. He has been calling for them to suffer points deductions for the continuing twattish behaviour of their 'fans'.

 

[georgebernardshaw]

I was issuing relevant personal safety advice in case Curtis (the ex-pro-boxer Curtis) comes a-calling. If you have a filthy mind, that is not my fault.

I hope for your own sake that 'Boxer Blade' implies some ability in the ring and not just that you like daft dogs or were involved in the 1899 revolt.

If I were you I'd lock your doors too, as it isn't entirely clear who you are calling a pervert. Curtis reads everything on here and occassionally posts the odd message (under the pseudonyms of barney & Pinchy).

"(under the pseudonyms of barney and Pinchy)"

Quality

 

[pommpey]

I have never really laughed out loud reading a book.

But the part where he recalls the Trinidad tour where Curtis, Lee Sandford & Wayne Quinn snuck out to sneak some weed, ending up with Sandford smacking Blackwell, was a genuine ell ohh ell moment.

Not to mention swearing blind to Steve Bruce he hadn't been supping & scrapping in the "treadmill" the night before...

Was that the night at 'The Schoolhouse'?

We navy lads trusted with looking after the team that night by Warnock and Blackwell. I ended up [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] did [REDACTED]. Curtis was lively that night, as was [REDACTED]. I was very pissed.

More [REDACTEDS]

The previous night (before the game at Scarborough) we'd been at the Water Mill place in the middle of the island. Sandford recalled being dragged to a navy ship when he was at Pompey and we then made most attendees 'shoot the can', navy style. Warnock's lad puked, Curtis did his (440ml) tin. Quinny decided it wasn't for him. Blackwell called time in the end.

Excellent trip.

pommpey

 

[Hackblade]

Curtis had a great sporting career and comes across as someone who hadn't forgotten his roots. Good luck to him.