Quick (and probably dumb) Question

[Tyler Durden]

Picked up my Bury ticket on Monday, went out for a few ales after the match and found that the stub has all but torn off.



Does this render my ticket invalid and do I have to beg Bury to let me in on Saturday?

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Be reight!

 

[Minty]

Picked up my Bury ticket on Monday, went out for a few ales after the match and found that the stub has all but torn off.

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Does this render my ticket invalid and do I have to beg Bury to let me in on Saturday?

Ask the SUFC ticket office, although I'm sure that if the stub clearly matches the ticket you will be fine

 

[boo radley]

Fanny!

 

[west_yorks_blade]

I once let my 12 year old kid hold his ticket for an away match for about 5 minutes as we were queuing and it ended up in about 3 separate pieces - they were fine about it. I guess it depends on how jobsworth they are at Bury - but I think it should be fine.

That said - I wouldn't let anyone in with that tat down his arm - so your'e banned for me I'm afraid.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Be reight!

Might not be the best idea to let people know where he's sitting though

 

[Foxy]

Just tape it back together, that's all they would do in the ticket office (seen it done before).

One of ours for Bury has suffered the same fate.

 

[Tyler Durden]

Might not be the best idea to let people know where he's sitting though

Already accounted for

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Already accounted for

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'Excuse me, can I get by I need a piss?'
'None shall pass!'

 

[HodgysBrokenThumb]

Picked up my Bury ticket on Monday, went out for a few ales after the match and found that the stub has all but torn off.

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Does this render my ticket invalid and do I have to beg Bury to let me in on Saturday?

If you're happy to sit there for 2 days waiting for the match...

 

[Tyler Durden]

If you're happy to sit there for 2 days waiting for the match...

 

[Bladebri]

In the immortal words of blue peter just use sticky back plastic

 

[Kenilworth]

Kin 'ell

I dread to think what that hand has been up to and how many times it has been used

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

I note, you've removed the nail varnish and knuckleduster.

Enjoy the day Tyler Durden

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[Douglas Jardine]

I like you Tyler,I bet you would not have disobeyed my orders like that bastard Gubby Fucking Allen,keep up the good work.

Douglas Iron Duke Jardine

 

[Boxer Blade]

Pretend to tear it off in front of the fella before you give it to him, that way he will think you are a charming young man trying to help and save time, wear long sleeves though Tyler. ;-)

 

[Jehovah]

You can tell we must be doing well this season, you have some fingernails left.

 

[Trigger Blade]

Picked up my Bury ticket on Monday, went out for a few ales after the match and found that the stub has all but torn off.

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Does this render my ticket invalid and do I have to beg Bury to let me in on Saturday?

If all else fails, without the stub, it's still valid for a disabled person, or somebody Under 18, Under 11 or Under 8 if you want to sell it on?

I'm surprised it isn't valid for a Senior Citizen as well, so you could donate it to Bert or Pinchy, both of whom are apparently of advancing years, so I've read.

 

[JohnDenver]

Picked up my Bury ticket on Monday, went out for a few ales after the match and found that the stub has all but torn off.

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Does this render my ticket invalid and do I have to beg Bury to let me in on Saturday?

Sherlock Holmes would look at that and deduce the following about the owner of such hands:

Scrupulously clean and short nails - a healthcare worker rather than a food industry worker due to soft hands and lack of scars.
Picks at his hangnails - prone to filthy habits in his spare time.
Sleeve tattoo - owns Nine Inch Nails albums and wears black.
Appears to reside in a house upholstered in red fabric - lives in a bordello.
Holding an association football ticket - renowned ruffian.

Nailed it?

 

[Tyler Durden]

Sherlock Holmes would look at that and deduce the following about the owner of such hands:

Scrupulously clean and short nails - a healthcare worker rather than a food industry worker due to soft hands and lack of scars.
Picks at his hangnails - prone to filthy habits in his spare time.
Sleeve tattoo - owns Nine Inch Nails albums and wears black.
Appears to reside in a house upholstered in red fabric - lives in a bordello.
Holding an association football ticket - renowned ruffian.

Nailed it?

Not a bad summary! You've got the occupation and NIN bits spot on. Apart from the ruffian part, proper sophisticated bastard me like.

 

[Tyler Durden]

I note, you've removed the nail varnish and knuckleduster.

Enjoy the day Tyler Durden

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'Nail Varnish And Knuckledusters'

Tales from the London punk scene 1975-1979.
Available in all good book shops

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

'Nail Varnish And Knuckledusters'

Tales from the London punk scene 1975-1979.
Available in all good book shops

'Nail Varnish & Knuckle Dusters''
(My Life As A Transvestite Football Hooligan, Deary)
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[Sean Thornton]

Sherlock Holmes would look at that and deduce the following about the owner of such hands:

Scrupulously clean and short nails - a healthcare worker rather than a food industry worker due to soft hands and lack of scars.
Picks at his hangnails - prone to filthy habits in his spare time.
Sleeve tattoo - owns Nine Inch Nails albums and wears black.
Appears to reside in a house upholstered in red fabric - lives in a bordello.
Holding an association football ticket - renowned ruffian.

Nailed it?

Plus Goliath spider, show rat and twelve cats.

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

'Nail Varnish & Knuckledusters'
Samantha Hashimi & The H-Block Blades.

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