What Do You Want For Christmas?

[silver blade]

Think this is an old photo LOL

 

[mattbianco1]

I know what I want next Xmas if that helps?

To be above Wednesday

 

[I should coco]

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth
My two front teeth, ee, my two front teeth ?
Gee, if I could only have my two front teeth
Then I could wish you Merry Christmas




They don't write them like that any more.................... .........fortunately!

I dare you to watch it all way through. I wouldn't even wish it on Barney.....

 

[Harry's Game]

Are Jennifer Lawrence or Scarlett Johannson available?

 

[I should coco]

Are Jennifer Lawrence or Scarlett Johannson available?

No, but Jamie Lawrence is up for it and his mate Jakob Johannson are gagging for it Big Boy!

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

An Easter egg

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

Oh, and for people to post on the RIGHT BLEEDIN' BOARD!!!

 

[Bruce Wayne]

I want world peace, failing that 3 points boxing day and a turkey kebab.

 

[Pierre's PC]

An extinction level meteor strike.

Amidoinitrite?

 

[zablade]

Are Jennifer Lawrence or Scarlett Johannson available?

Throw Emma Watson in and I'm there too.

 

[seanbeenstattoo]

Are Jennifer Lawrence or Scarlett Johannson available?

That works.
There aren't enough positions in the Kama Sutra to fulfill the carnal ravishing of those two I would visit upon them.
As far as world peace is concerned,fuck that shit,it messes with our economy.

 

[Tyler Durden]

Whiskey, tattoos and back to back home wins.

 

[LenTednTony]

Promotion guarantee?

 

[Russ]

Ferrari f430. Red. With white leather n black trip.

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

Ferrari f430. Red. With white leather n black trip.

Nice car Russ, but why would you want to take it out in the dark with no lights on?

 

[Cerberus Blade]

ooh! you've got me thinking now...

What would I like for Christmas? Do you mean, if I could have absolutely anything at all in the world?

I think I'd like some more track for my Scalextric and a new bike. I'm not bothered about them nuts and fruit that Santa leaves every year at the bottom of my sack. Oh yes, and I'd like the Dandy and Beano annuals again this year please. And will we be having a tin of Quality Street as usual? And a bottle of QC wine?

Sorry, I about that, I just slipped back into my childhood for a moment. Now, Christmas...what would I really like, now that I'm a grown up?

Well, the responsible adult in me says I'd like most of all to see my family happy and enjoy their Christmas - that's number 1 for me. Second, I'd like to see the Blades top of League 1 on Boxing Day. And I think I might be lucky with that too! And third...

I'd love the wife to agree to have a threesome with me and her best mate is who rather gorgeous. My wife has never had a threesome you see and she's heterosexual, which means she only likes blokes, well, only me as far as I know. But I have been trying to educate her for some time now about what she's missing out on. Her friend is one of these women who, despite being in her 40's, has perfect everything. Nice looking, large voluptuous breasts, pert bottom and long legs. The thought of being the meat in a sandwich between those two would probably be the most exciting present I can think of.

So exciting in fact, that it may kill me in the process. But what a way to go eh?

 

[Bladesway]

Are Jennifer Lawrence or Scarlett Johannson available?

Both? It is Christmas after all.

 

[SwissBlade]

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Think this is an old photo LOL

Was that when Robson was manager?

All i want for Christmas is peace in Yemen, Iraq and Syria...Poor feckers

 

[Darthblade]

ooh! you've got me thinking now...

What would I like for Christmas? Do you mean, if I could have absolutely anything at all in the world?

I think I'd like some more track for my Scalextric and a new bike. I'm not bothered about them nuts and fruit that Santa leaves every year at the bottom of my sack. Oh yes, and I'd like the Dandy and Beano annuals again this year please. And will we be having a tin of Quality Street as usual? And a bottle of QC wine?

Sorry, I about that, I just slipped back into my childhood for a moment. Now, Christmas...what would I really like, now that I'm a grown up?

Well, the responsible adult in me says I'd like most of all to see my family happy and enjoy their Christmas - that's number 1 for me. Second, I'd like to see the Blades top of League 1 on Boxing Day. And I think I might be lucky with that too! And third...

I'd love the wife to agree to have a threesome with me and her best mate is who rather gorgeous. My wife has never had a threesome you see and she's heterosexual, which means she only likes blokes, well, only me as far as I know. But I have been trying to educate her for some time now about what she's missing out on. Her friend is one of these women who, despite being in her 40's, has perfect everything. Nice looking, large voluptuous breasts, pert bottom and long legs. The thought of being the meat in a sandwich between those two would probably be the most exciting present I can think of.

So exciting in fact, that it may kill me in the process. But what a way to go eh?

Oh hell mate ...... if she finds out about this public display of lust you're going to need traction, much medical intervention and weeks of physiotherapy to help your recovery !!

Perhaps as a fellow Blade I can help you out with your wife's mate .....

UTB & FTP

 

[Darthblade]

I will be overjoyed ( and probably dead ) with a steamy threesome with Kelly Brook & Scarlett Johannsen, together with Blades top of the league at the end of the season ......

UTB & FTP

 

[Cerberus Blade]

Oh hell mate ...... if she finds out about this public display of lust you're going to need traction, much medical intervention and weeks of physiotherapy to help your recovery !!

Perhaps as a fellow Blade I can help you out with your wife's mate .....

UTB & FTP

Ok, mate. But only if I can go up front!

 

[TBW57]

My wife has never had a threesome you see and she's heterosexual,

That's not what she told me and our lass

 

[Snowman]

Just to bring us back from the depths of sexual depravity and into depressive territory, I'd like a cure for psoriasis and every other bloody stupid bastard illness or ailment that life decides to chuck at you without a warning, bye your leave or consent just because you are ageing. Oops, should be in twats thread.

 

[DifferentClass]

Chris Wilder.

Bollock naked.

 

[JOEYDEE]

Promotion 'wrapped up'..I'll open it in May !

 

[silver blade]

Oh, and for people to post on the RIGHT BLEEDIN' BOARD!!!

It's supposed to be Blades related, hence the photo, people should be careful what they wish for, last year I asked for a slim long legged bird & got this

 

[Whiston Blade]

Sorry to be Mr Downer here as I know it's a joke thread but for Christmas I'd love it if we could have a 100% win record over the festive period, give Kasabian's family a little something to cheer about.

COYRAWW.

 

[BushBlade]

Was that when Robson was manager?

All i want for Christmas is peace in Yemen, Iraq and Syria...Poor feckers

I was struggling to think of something other than Blades top of the league but I would certainly like that. I'll be having Christmas with two people who've lived through a campaign of bombing civilians (Mum and Dad; Blitz) and it's difficult for our generation in this country to really understand how bad it is, even with the TV footage.

Anyway, I'm sure this wasn't intended to be a maudlin thread so I'll say it again; Blades on top of the league followed by a resounding win on Boxing Day. That will be great and better than the usual pair of socks.

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

Whiskey, tattoos and back to back home wins.

Bit like this TD?

Edit: Oops, sorry. I didn't see the comma

 

[Tyler Durden]

Bit like this TD?

Edit: Oops, sorry. I didn't see the comma

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Lord no.

Jack Daniel's is to whiskey what Carling is to beer. Shite.