Suggest A Shit Show feat. Ex-Blades

[Sean Thornton]

The Legend of Wool House

Creepy goings on in the Chairmans office as ticket money disappears from a locked drawer, followed by theChairman himself.

 

[Tyler Durden]

Hold Di Maio.

Connor gets a second job working in a sandwich shop to supplement his income whilst at lowly Chesterfield FC.

 

[Sean Thornton]

The Picture of Dorian Gray.

In this remake, Neil Warnock Believes if he places a picture of Kevin McCabe in his attic, he will look younger and the picture will age at the same rate. To his horror, it doesn't work, so he has a facelift and Botox instead.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Hold Di Maio.

Connor gets a second job working in a sandwich shop to supplement his income whilst at lowly Chesterfield FC.

Heard he's been allowed time off from Ireland U21 's as he's in contention for Sunday.

I believe he earns more there than he did at BL!

 

[The Crab]

The Picture of Dorian Gray.

In this remake, Neil Warnock Believes if he places a picture of Kevin McCabe in his attic, he will look younger and the picture will age at the same rate. To his horror, it doesn't work, so he has a facelift and Botox instead.

Are you suggesting Neil has had a bit of work?*

*Actually it looks more blatantly obvious than when Jordan had her norks done.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Are you suggesting Neil has had a bit of work?*

*Actually it looks more blatantly obvious than when Jordan had her norks done.

His forehead looks like it's been French polished.

 

[The Crab]

His forehead looks like it's been French polished.

Shiny Happy People

 

[Sean Thornton]

Withe, Nail and I.

Ex Blades striker Peter and Geordie Adonis Jimmy discuss the US election result with me.

 

[Ldn_Rd_Blades]

Checkatrade trophy highlight show

 

[The Crab]

Airport '80 The Konkcorde.

A film about the maiden flight of a prototype Supersonic Airliner, incorporating the nose of Former Blade, Phil Thompson.

Starring George Kennedy as Captain Joe Patroni, and Nick "Monty" Montgomery, the Air Traffic Controller who guides the plane down when everyone realises that Phil's nose is as fucking useless as the rest of him was.

 

[BLADES1988]

Black and Blue Peter

Peter Ndlovu learns the art of boxing and takes on some of the worlds biggest hitters!

 

[Grappler]

Charles Haughtry as Michael Tonge?

 

[Grappler]

His forehead looks like it's been French polished.

Not necessarily, sometimes people naturally have a lined old face and a very youthful "almost-botox-like" forehead...........

 

[BrayfordsBushyBeard]

Andy Leaning .
Uniteds legendary(!) keeper poses against iconic landmarks from around the world that have a Blades connection in some way shape or form !
As ever UTB.

 

[Jan Age]

Leon 'Clarkes' shoes ....

An intriguing look in to the footwear of the much travelled Sheffield United striker.

 

[Sean Thornton]

"My Favourite Martin"

Black Comedy as a World Cup winner, seemingly from another planet by his actions, manages the Blades. To disaster.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Conspiracy


The Caolan Lavery story

 

[Grappler]

BBC 1

"Wanted Down Under" - this week, Nicki Chapman travels to Australia to meet that sporting icon and legendary star of stage and screen, the nations favourite, Mr TV himself, BAFTA award winner, Nick "Monty" Montgomery

 

[R&WStripedBlood]

Ere stop messing about

 

[XpressBlade]

Morgan's A Freeman

Ex Blades stalwart Chris discussing his impending trip to the dole office following the Blades destruction of Chesterfield this weekend with Morgan Freeman. Morgan, not Chris, throws in some memories from Shawshank, when ironically he wasn't a free man at the time. An amazing twist!

 

[Bladey McBladeface]

Top Geary

A spin off show car show. This week's special guest is 'Bobby Ford Fiesta' who will attempt to see if his car with no wheels runs quicker than Dean 'Hammy the Hamster' Hammond.

 

[8lade]

Top Geary

A spin off show car show. This week's special guest is 'Bobby Ford Fiesta' who will attempt to see if his car with no wheels runs quicker than Dean 'Hammy the Hamster' Hammond.

Also featuring 'Colin Morris Minor' and 'Aston Martin Khul'

 

[vorpal blade]

BBC all night American Election Celebrity Special with Dean Windass as anchor (instead of Andrew Neill) and Ian Rush as expert commentator playing Emily Make-Less.

 

[DaveBassettsgoneonholiday]

Legendary Utd Geordie (ish) striker Keith Edwards laments about his 81/82 season potential goal tally ...... if only he'd been allowed to take penalties in .... Howay 5-0

 

[BigBed]

"I'm Wank"
An honest biographical action thriller starring Dean Hammond and Nigel Adkins!

 

[DifferentClass]

"I'm Wank"
An honest biographical action thriller starring Dean Hammond and Nigel Adkins!

Actually I think "I'm a fucking flying cuntnugget of a twatting pustulated cock" is a more appropriate title!

 

[XpressBlade]

Cow Annes with Cowans

Class act midfield maestro Gordon, travels the land analysing the multitude of British cow breeds which have conveniently been named Anne. Special guest appearance from Nick Montgomery who clears the path of shit for Gordon to work his magic.

 

[raimond]

'The Cryan Game'. Ex eternal reserve Colin travels the land speaking to lower division and non league footballers, whose late night pulls turned out to have shlongs.

'We Need To Talk About Nigel'. People from far and wide appear to discuss what an utter, utter c*** Nigel Adkins is. They are not allowed to repeat any swearing phrase said by previous contestants

 

[Bayingblade]

Top Geary

A spin off show car show. This week's special guest is 'Bobby Ford Fiesta' who will attempt to see if his car with no wheels runs quicker than Dean 'Hammy the Hamster' Hammond.

Post #470, BM

"Top Geary

Derek Geary investigates the world of small cars. This week the Corgi Ford Escort Mk2"

 

[Tyler Durden]

Post #470, BM

"Top Geary

Derek Geary investigates the world of small cars. This week the Corgi Ford Escort Mk2"

Post #197 BB

"Top Geary- An ex-Blade with a bad knee tests the best small cars on the market"