Be a hero lad

[Rodley]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p046f6k4

Because that set of vermin will never understand. Never hear the passion. Never feel the roar of a proper crowd on edge and full of it. Stick to wearing grass skirts and giving it Barmy Army.

Boil it down to the basics. Bramall Lane is a proper old school ground. Forget about all the nonsense, the silly contracts, the silly money these days. That primitive, primeval roar we have will never be surpassed.

UTB

 

[Harry's Game]

Not expecting anything significant from him before October before he gets match fit.

On paper deffo our best bit of business of the window.

 

[Danetheblade]

Scummy piggy bastards. Fantastic bit of business by us. Arguably the best player we've signed this window. Hoping he features Sunday and bags 2-3 to announce his arrival in this league. UTB FTP

 

[Blade56]

Nah nah nah nah.......

 

[seanbeenstattoo]

What a wonderful human being. Surviving as he did on the darkside.
His assurances that he will be prolific with an amazing work rate pretty much ensures automatic promotion.
Thank the lord campaign successes are determined by interviews on Radio Shitfield.
All hail.

On a serious note Go Mr Lavatory. Woop Woop.

 

[vorpal blade]

how do you pronounce his name - Keelan?

 

[Cerberus Blade]

how do you pronounce his name - Keelan?

Kay lan I think?

Apparently means "slender lad" which he is of course.

He won't be though when he's had some of our chicken balti pies. Or a greasy chip buttie or three.

 

[georgebernardshaw]

how do you pronounce his name - Keelan?

L-A-V-E-R-Y

 

[Pierre's PC]

slender lad

Related?

 

[Bert]

how do you pronounce his name - Keelan?

Coalman.

 

[Jonboy60]

Didn't sense any pork whatsoever in that interview. You can sense the pork in em as soon as they open their mouths,but not with this lad.

 

[bricktop]

I can't decide if he has got a proper name, or one of the stupid names like Kamran, Jaxsom or Ryley, similar to what all Red Bull swilling, ADHD kids at Brownie Jnrs school all seem to have.

 

[Treeton Blade]

Related?

What's Connor Sammon & Bradley Dack got to do with it?

 

[BushBlade]

I can't decide if he has got a proper name, or one of the stupid names like Kamran, Jaxsom or Ryley, similar to what all Red Bull swilling, ADHD kids at Brownie Jnrs school all seem to have.

Irish name. I think his parents are from Ulster. It can be pronounced Kaylan or Keelan depending on where abouts in Ireland you live, in some areas even with a longer 'a' more like Kaylawn.

I think Keelan is the NI way of saying it but some on here have said it's Kaylan.

 

[Rodley]

Irish name. I think his parents are from Ulster. It can be pronounced Kaylan or Keelan depending on where abouts in Ireland you live, in some areas even with a longer 'a' more like Kaylawn.

I think Keelan is the NI way of saying it but some on here have said it's Kaylan.

HillmortonBlade

 

[bricktop]

Irish name. I think his parents are from Ulster. It can be pronounced Kaylan or Keelan depending on where abouts in Ireland you live, in some areas even with a longer 'a' more like Kaylawn.

I think Keelan is the NI way of saying it but some on here have said it's Kaylan.

Phew.

The day United start signing Jaxsons. Ryleys and Kamrans is the day I'm done with the Blades

 

[Ricky]

He sounds like a decent type to me. Level headed and determined.

 

[FTPE]

He's said he'll win us over with his goals and work rate.... yep that oughta do it!!

 

[DaveBassettsgoneonholiday]

In my time I don't think we've done badly from the ones that have come over from the dark side. .... with the one glaring exception.
Jeff King, Quinn A. Bromby (at centre half,not full back) Geary via Stockport,Wilf.
Hope this is no exception.....listening to the interview he's not been brainwashed in to their cult.

 

[Smirth]

He's the signing I'm most excited about. Got a feeling he's gonna take his chance here and really take off, we need to be patient with him though as he hasn't played a lot of football.

 

[INTERUNITED]

He's said he'll win us over with his goals and work rate.... yep that oughta do it!!

Don't want to piss on anyone's chips, but didn't Connor Sammon promise the same thing

 

[Rodley]

Think he'll do the business - top man

 

[WorkingtonBlade]

I can't decide if he has got a proper name, or one of the stupid names like Kamran, Jaxsom or Ryley, similar to what all Red Bull swilling, ADHD kids at Brownie Jnrs school all seem to have.

It's a traditional Irish name, and he's from an Irish family (albeit Canadian born) so I think it counts as a proper name.

As for pronunciation - nobody seems able to agree. A quick google reveals various forums with people disagreeing about how it's pronunced, and all claiming to be more Irish than each other in their attempts to demonstrate that they are right and everyone else is wrong. Kee-lan, Kay-lan, Kee-lin, Kay-lin. A random W after the K may also feature if you're feeling particularly bold. Take your pick.

 

[Pollingtonblade]

Phew.

The day United start signing Jaxsons. Ryleys and Kamrans is the day I'm done with the Blades

Or 'Levi' which is usually followed up with 'ger ere yer little bastard'

 

[JohnDenver]

Phew.

The day United start signing Jaxsons. Ryleys and Kamrans is the day I'm done with the Blades

A few years ago we had a youth teamer called Joe Clatworthy. We should have picked him on name alone.

 

[Bladeinleeds]

Scored goals wherever he's been by the looks of it. Hopefully he grasps this opportunity with both hands.

 

[Blade56]

Wow, listening to that lifted me, CW should get him o do the team talk at half time. Now that's passion I've not heard at this club for a long long time

 

[Blade56]

Don't want to piss on anyone's chips, but didn't Connor Sammon promise the same thing

Yeh but that were Conner Sammon saying it and no one believed it.

This kid could be a legend with fire in his belly not seen since a certain recent acquisition to our youth coaching squad.

 

[Treeton Blade]

Don't want to piss on anyone's chips, but didn't Connor Sammon promise the same thing

He did.

But then again, has a footballer joined a new club and said,
"I'm going to be fucking shit, & you lot are paying me"?

 

[HillmortonBlade]

HillmortonBlade

I'd go for KeeLin, said quite quickly.

Having said that, the town I grew up in had at least four ways of pronouncing the surname of Haugh.

In many parts of Northern Ireland successful pronunciation lies in saying the name quickly.