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It was about 5 minutes into the second half. The Blades had rallied, briefly, following their first half implosion and the Kop was in song. Any chance of recovery rested on an early goal and subsequent momentum building.


The sense of urgency in the stadium was diffusing through players and supporters alike. Even the ball-boys were ‘on it’.


Most in the stadium seemed to have reluctantly accepted to return to the role of supporters and were willing a goal out of The Blades. Even George’s fan club had gone quiet!


When the ball was launched into John Street, just a few rows below where I reside, a swift retrieval was required. Ideally, this would have been a bullet header directed into Hussey’s grasp but, more realistically, a clean catch and throw would have done the trick.


Neither happened. Instead the ball bounced just in front of the line of disabled supporters, beyond flailing arms before eventually settling in an unpopulated section of Row E.


I’m not sure how many one armed supporters were at Bramall Lane last night – I suspect only one - and the ball ended up nestled behind him.


As the roar behind him implored a swift retrieval, he glanced backwards, momentarily, before sinking deeply into his seat. Tempo was lost, the crowd was quietened, the ball lay still.


I really didn’t know whether to laugh or cry. First Tevez, then Chedgate, Simmo’s penalty – the list goes on! Why had the hands of fate landed so many cruel, devastating blows on our beloved club? Were those of demonic persuasion right, after all? Is the club cursed and destined to languish in the dungeons of lower league football forever and eternity? Maybe some form of sacrifice, gifted to the footballing Gods could lift the curse? A platter of RAW (Robson, Adkins, Weir) genitals, perhaps? Or a sounder of parboiled swine?


For a moment I considered the only rational option was to negotiate the terms of our surrender.

But then reality kicked in.


I recall our day in the Premier League sun with great clarity. Yes, we were ultimately cheated by a combination of putrid self-interest and utter incompetence but we also mastered our own destiny. It was our choice to have no adequate cover available when Rob Hulse got injured. It was Warnock’s choice to play Jags at right back in the Wigan decider when he’s been immense all season at centre half.


Likewise, with Ched: we knew he was facing trial by jury and that juries sometimes convict people. It was our choice not to cover the eventuality of a conviction with a plausible replacement in the form of a high quality loan signing.


Even Simmo’s penalty miss: Is it pure fate or good luck that the German’s have a 71% success rate in penalty shoot outs taking place in major tournaments, whilst England’s is 17%? Or is it because they realise how many tournaments are won and lost via penalties and, consequently, practice more?


Our club is mired in the worst period in its long and proud history not because of ill-fortune or evil spirits but because of choices and consequences.


Hiring Robson and entrusting him with the biggest war chest available to any Blades manager since, erm………….probably the war, was a choice. Risking the unproven Blackwell with a huge budget and high quality squad was another choice.


Someone chose to sell Beattie in 2009 and Blackman in 2013, when we were sitting pretty for promotion.


McCabe chose to sack Wilson with only 5 games left and safely in the Play-off places in 2013 and bet everything on the untested Morgs.


Someone chose to sell Maguire in 2014, which destroyed the momentum achieved in the previous season under Clough. Clough in turn chose not (or failed) to sort out a half-decent replacement for Maguire.


Adkins decided to spend a fortune on Hammond and spend the rest of the season trying to convince the supporters of what a great signing he was when all the evidence was to the contrary.


Hindsight is the prophet’s best friend and some of the decisions taken, which ultimately didn’t work out (Adkins being a recent example), were popular with supporters at the time they were made.


Other decisions and their negative consequences (e.g. Beattie, Blackman, Maguire) were far easier to predict. Selling your best players and replacing them with inferior ones (or not at all) has predictable consequences. As does playing your best players out of position or not providing cover for a player going to trial.


Many of these decisions have been taken in the face of the hard financial realities of running a football club. Made even more challenging when it’s a club that has been bleeding millions, year on year, for far too long. For those of us who simply turn up and watch the games it’s infelicitous to castigate the owners for their decisions on how much they are prepared to burn.


However, some decisions, presumably made for short-term gain, have undoubtedly cost the club and its owners far more.


Our club is not “rotten to the core” as some would claim. It remains a fantastic club backed with amazing support and the good intentions of its owners. Sadly, it is has been hobnailed by the lack of a coherent plan and a litany of poor decisions.
 



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It was about 5 minutes into the second half. The Blades had rallied, briefly, following their first half implosion and the Kop was in song. Any chance of recovery rested on an early goal and subsequent momentum building.


The sense of urgency in the stadium was diffusing through players and supporters alike. Even the ball-boys were ‘on it’.


Most in the stadium seemed to have reluctantly accepted to return to the role of supporters and were willing a goal out of The Blades. Even George’s fan club had gone quiet!


When the ball was launched into John Street, just a few rows below where I reside, a swift retrieval was required. Ideally, this would have been a bullet header directed into Hussey’s grasp but, more realistically, a clean catch and throw would have done the trick.


Neither happened. Instead the ball bounced just in front of the line of disabled supporters, beyond flailing arms before eventually settling in an unpopulated section of Row E.


I’m not sure how many one armed supporters were at Bramall Lane last night – I suspect only one - and the ball ended up nestled behind him.


As the roar behind him implored a swift retrieval, he glanced backwards, momentarily, before sinking deeply into his seat. Tempo was lost, the crowd was quietened, the ball lay still.


I really didn’t know whether to laugh or cry. First Tevez, then Chedgate, Simmo’s penalty – the list goes on! Why had the hands of fate landed so many cruel, devastating blows on our beloved club? Were those of demonic persuasion right, after all? Is the club cursed and destined to languish in the dungeons of lower league football forever and eternity? Maybe some form of sacrifice, gifted to the footballing Gods could lift the curse? A platter of RAW (Robson, Adkins, Weir) genitals, perhaps? Or a sounder of parboiled swine?


For a moment I considered the only rational option was to negotiate the terms of our surrender.

But then reality kicked in.


I recall our day in the Premier League sun with great clarity. Yes, we were ultimately cheated by a combination of putrid self-interest and utter incompetence but we also mastered our own destiny. It was our choice to have no adequate cover available when Rob Hulse got injured. It was Warnock’s choice to play Jags at right back in the Wigan decider when he’s been immense all season at centre half.


Likewise, with Ched: we knew he was facing trial by jury and that juries sometimes convict people. It was our choice not to cover the eventuality of a conviction with a plausible replacement in the form of a high quality loan signing.


Even Simmo’s penalty miss: Is it pure fate or good luck that the German’s have a 71% success rate in penalty shoot outs taking place in major tournaments, whilst England’s is 17%? Or is it because they realise how many tournaments are won and lost via penalties and, consequently, practice more?


Our club is mired in the worst period in its long and proud history not because of ill-fortune or evil spirits but because of choices and consequences.


Hiring Robson and entrusting him with the biggest war chest available to any Blades manager since, erm………….probably the war, was a choice. Risking the unproven Blackwell with a huge budget and high quality squad was another choice.


Someone chose to sell Beattie in 2009 and Blackman in 2013, when we were sitting pretty for promotion.


McCabe chose to sack Wilson with only 5 games left and safely in the Play-off places in 2013 and bet everything on the untested Morgs.


Someone chose to sell Maguire in 2014, which destroyed the momentum achieved in the previous season under Clough. Clough in turn chose not (or failed) to sort out a half-decent replacement for Maguire.


Adkins decided to spend a fortune on Hammond and spend the rest of the season trying to convince the supporters of what a great signing he was when all the evidence was to the contrary.


Hindsight is the prophet’s best friend and some of the decisions taken, which ultimately didn’t work out (Adkins being a recent example), were popular with supporters at the time they were made.


Other decisions and their negative consequences (e.g. Beattie, Blackman, Maguire) were far easier to predict. Selling your best players and replacing them with inferior ones (or not at all) has predictable consequences. As does playing your best players out of position or not providing cover for a player going to trial.


Many of these decisions have been taken in the face of the hard financial realities of running a football club. Made even more challenging when it’s a club that has been bleeding millions, year on year, for far too long. For those of us who simply turn up and watch the games it’s infelicitous to castigate the owners for their decisions on how much they are prepared to burn.


However, some decisions, presumably made for short-term gain, have undoubtedly cost the club and its owners far more.


Our club is not “rotten to the core” as some would claim. It remains a fantastic club backed with amazing support and the good intentions of its owners. Sadly, it is has been hobnailed by the lack of a coherent plan and a litany of poor decisions.
I believe the club is now facing its most critical period in its recent history - the club has reached a tipping point in which any continued underperformance at the current level may well result in a sustained period of obscurity in the lower reaches of the Football league

The club has many issues, these are not only confined to the obvious, clearly there are cultural issues as well as player & leadership legacies which are hampering progress and continue to thwart successive managerial & playing staff regimes - the individuals change but the story remains the same.

The team manager role has now become much more than simply picking the match day squad & presiding over training - given the inherent deep rooted problems within the club, the team manager has to be by default much slicker & sophisticated than the average lower league coach, the role now demands an individual with change management skills as well as being ax motivator and a counsellor - football tactics, coaching & transfer negotiations are also key requisites.

I think in conclusion that it may be wiser to appoint several individuals to oversee the club through its next phase - the predicament the club finds itself in demands it.
 
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I believe the club is now facing its most critical period in its recent history - the club has reached a tipping point ... The team manager role has now become much more than simply picking the match day squad & presiding over training - given the inherent deep rooted problems within the club, the team manager has to be by default much slicker & sophisticated than the average lower league coach, the role now demands an individual with change management skills as well as being ax motivator and a counsellor - football tactics, coaching & transfer negotiations are also key requisites.

I think this is a really important point. Reading that person spec back, does Wilder come across as the man who can do it ? (I hope so).

I'm not sure your suggestion of appointing several people to do the job would necessarily be the best way forward (too many voices, angles, interests, potential for unnecessary internal committees and conflict ?).

What we need is a manager with the nouse to get a f@@@@@g grip of the mess, and a moderate amount of cash. At this point I do miss Len, because, as he would surely point out, it's League 1 and "it really isn't rocket science".
 
I think this is a really important point. Reading that person spec back, does Wilder come across as the man who can do it ? (I hope so).

I'm not sure your suggestion of appointing several people to do the job would necessarily be the best way forward (too many voices, angles, interests, potential for unnecessary internal committees and conflict ?).

What we need is a manager with the nouse to get a f@@@@@g grip of the mess, and a moderate amount of cash. At this point I do miss Len, because, as he would surely point out, it's League 1 and "it really isn't rocket science".
The issue as I see it is such that the club in its present predicament has become a basket case & only someone or people having an array of exceptional skills & know how are capable of moving us forward.

I sincerely hope that the present management team have those attributes, but I have doubts
 
It was about 5 minutes into the second half. The Blades had rallied, briefly, following their first half implosion and the Kop was in song. Any chance of recovery rested on an early goal and subsequent momentum building.


The sense of urgency in the stadium was diffusing through players and supporters alike. Even the ball-boys were ‘on it’.


Most in the stadium seemed to have reluctantly accepted to return to the role of supporters and were willing a goal out of The Blades. Even George’s fan club had gone quiet!


When the ball was launched into John Street, just a few rows below where I reside, a swift retrieval was required. Ideally, this would have been a bullet header directed into Hussey’s grasp but, more realistically, a clean catch and throw would have done the trick.


Neither happened. Instead the ball bounced just in front of the line of disabled supporters, beyond flailing arms before eventually settling in an unpopulated section of Row E.


I’m not sure how many one armed supporters were at Bramall Lane last night – I suspect only one - and the ball ended up nestled behind him.


As the roar behind him implored a swift retrieval, he glanced backwards, momentarily, before sinking deeply into his seat. Tempo was lost, the crowd was quietened, the ball lay still.


I really didn’t know whether to laugh or cry. First Tevez, then Chedgate, Simmo’s penalty – the list goes on! Why had the hands of fate landed so many cruel, devastating blows on our beloved club? Were those of demonic persuasion right, after all? Is the club cursed and destined to languish in the dungeons of lower league football forever and eternity? Maybe some form of sacrifice, gifted to the footballing Gods could lift the curse? A platter of RAW (Robson, Adkins, Weir) genitals, perhaps? Or a sounder of parboiled swine?


For a moment I considered the only rational option was to negotiate the terms of our surrender.

But then reality kicked in.


I recall our day in the Premier League sun with great clarity. Yes, we were ultimately cheated by a combination of putrid self-interest and utter incompetence but we also mastered our own destiny. It was our choice to have no adequate cover available when Rob Hulse got injured. It was Warnock’s choice to play Jags at right back in the Wigan decider when he’s been immense all season at centre half.


Likewise, with Ched: we knew he was facing trial by jury and that juries sometimes convict people. It was our choice not to cover the eventuality of a conviction with a plausible replacement in the form of a high quality loan signing.


Even Simmo’s penalty miss: Is it pure fate or good luck that the German’s have a 71% success rate in penalty shoot outs taking place in major tournaments, whilst England’s is 17%? Or is it because they realise how many tournaments are won and lost via penalties and, consequently, practice more?


Our club is mired in the worst period in its long and proud history not because of ill-fortune or evil spirits but because of choices and consequences.


Hiring Robson and entrusting him with the biggest war chest available to any Blades manager since, erm………….probably the war, was a choice. Risking the unproven Blackwell with a huge budget and high quality squad was another choice.


Someone chose to sell Beattie in 2009 and Blackman in 2013, when we were sitting pretty for promotion.


McCabe chose to sack Wilson with only 5 games left and safely in the Play-off places in 2013 and bet everything on the untested Morgs.


Someone chose to sell Maguire in 2014, which destroyed the momentum achieved in the previous season under Clough. Clough in turn chose not (or failed) to sort out a half-decent replacement for Maguire.


Adkins decided to spend a fortune on Hammond and spend the rest of the season trying to convince the supporters of what a great signing he was when all the evidence was to the contrary.


Hindsight is the prophet’s best friend and some of the decisions taken, which ultimately didn’t work out (Adkins being a recent example), were popular with supporters at the time they were made.


Other decisions and their negative consequences (e.g. Beattie, Blackman, Maguire) were far easier to predict. Selling your best players and replacing them with inferior ones (or not at all) has predictable consequences. As does playing your best players out of position or not providing cover for a player going to trial.


Many of these decisions have been taken in the face of the hard financial realities of running a football club. Made even more challenging when it’s a club that has been bleeding millions, year on year, for far too long. For those of us who simply turn up and watch the games it’s infelicitous to castigate the owners for their decisions on how much they are prepared to burn.


However, some decisions, presumably made for short-term gain, have undoubtedly cost the club and its owners far more.


Our club is not “rotten to the core” as some would claim. It remains a fantastic club backed with amazing support and the good intentions of its owners. Sadly, it is has been hobnailed by the lack of a coherent plan and a litany of poor decisions.

Cracking post.
 
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I believe the club is now facing its most critical period in its recent history - the club has reached a tipping point in which any continued underperformance at the current level may well result in a sustained period of obscurity in the lower reaches of the Football league

The club has many issues, these are not only confined to the obvious, clearly there are cultural issues as well as player & leadership legacies which are hampering progress and continue to thwart successive managerial & playing staff regimes - the individuals change but the story remains the same.

The team manager role has now become much more than simply picking the match day squad & presiding over training - given the inherent deep rooted problems within the club, the team manager has to be by default much slicker & sophisticated than the average lower league coach, the role now demands an individual with change management skills as well as being ax motivator and a counsellor - football tactics, coaching & transfer negotiations are also key requisites.

I think in conclusion that it may be wiser to appoint several individuals to oversee the club through its next phase - the predicament the club finds itself in demands it.

I feel like we've already been through our most important periods and just got them horribly, horribly wrong. If we finish mid table or lower this year, we'll sack Wilder, hire in a new bloke, sell whoever's had a half decent season, bring some lower quality players in and slowly keep sliding. But it'll be nothing major, or surprising, just a continuation of the decline we've witnessed for the last decade or so. It's hard to care anymore.

Great thread though, an enjoyable post, the common denominator throughout is Mr McCabe, completely incompetent and has gotten just about every decision wrong and fails to accept any liability. Can't stand the fella.
 
Great post, but I think that we are making a big mistake in calling for new players. We The clubs money would be much better spent investing in a top class exorcist !!
 
So it's the one armed fans fault?

One armed man . Reminds me of the fugitive . Good TV watching .


Wilder has got us in the mess this season . It's up to him to get us out of it.

If he his not up to it , we have no choice but to move on . The bloke has backed himself into a corner .

It will be the same team on Saturday as we have no alternative . Forget committees , we are on par with Wheel Tappers and Shunters Social Club but that we're it stops .


Lull before the storm at the lane . McCabe ain't going anywhere . Is Wilder on borrowed time .
 
I think this is a really important point. Reading that person spec back, does Wilder come across as the man who can do it ? (I hope so).

I'm not sure your suggestion of appointing several people to do the job would necessarily be the best way forward (too many voices, angles, interests, potential for unnecessary internal committees and conflict ?).

What we need is a manager with the nouse to get a f@@@@@g grip of the mess, and a moderate amount of cash. At this point I do miss Len, because, as he would surely point out, it's League 1 and "it really isn't rocket science".
And what manager with the skills you describe would consider coming to us after we've sacked Clough, Adkins and Wilder?

I think even those with the biggest egos, who think there is no job beyond them, would think twice before joining us.

Although I suppose we're getting a bit like Leeds where if you fail it doesn't go against you as much as failing at a proper club would.
 



One armed man . Reminds me of the fugitive . Good TV watching .


Wilder has got us in the mess this season . It's up to him to get us out of it.

If he his not up to it , we have no choice but to move on . The bloke has backed himself into a corner .

It will be the same team on Saturday as we have no alternative . Forget committees , we are on par with Wheel Tappers and Shunters Social Club but that we're it stops .


Lull before the storm at the lane . McCabe ain't going anywhere . Is Wilder on borrowed time .

Wilder strikes me as the kind of guy who takes responsibility, unlike Adkins who seemed to genuinely believe that HE failed because the fans were negative "from day one."

I have little doubt he will ring the changes on Saturday - he has to. I'll be amazed if a new keeper isn't in place and we already know Fleck is injured, so that's two for starters. I can also see Wilson being dropped and probably Done.

Barring the threat of relegation - or his resignation - Wilder will surely be given the season. It's the board's as well as his credibility that's on the line (yes, I accept some believe the board has already lost its).

Wilder is being tested like never before though and he needs to, somehow, keep his players on side whilst instilling his values into them. No mean task.
 
Wilder strikes me as the kind of guy who takes responsibility, unlike Adkins who seemed to genuinely believe that HE failed because the fans were negative "from day one."

I have little doubt he will ring the changes on Saturday - he has to. I'll be amazed if a new keeper isn't in place and we already know Fleck is injured, so that's two for starters. I can also see Wilson being dropped and probably Done.

Barring the threat of relegation - or his resignation - Wilder will surely be given the season. It's the board's as well as his credibility that's on the line (yes, I accept some believe the board has already lost its).

Wilder is being tested like never before though and he needs to, somehow, keep his players on side whilst instilling his values into them. No mean task.
What's up with Fleck? Crick in his neck?
 
It was about 5 minutes into the second half. The Blades had rallied, briefly, following their first half implosion and the Kop was in song. Any chance of recovery rested on an early goal and subsequent momentum building.


The sense of urgency in the stadium was diffusing through players and supporters alike. Even the ball-boys were ‘on it’.


Most in the stadium seemed to have reluctantly accepted to return to the role of supporters and were willing a goal out of The Blades. Even George’s fan club had gone quiet!


When the ball was launched into John Street, just a few rows below where I reside, a swift retrieval was required. Ideally, this would have been a bullet header directed into Hussey’s grasp but, more realistically, a clean catch and throw would have done the trick.


Neither happened. Instead the ball bounced just in front of the line of disabled supporters, beyond flailing arms before eventually settling in an unpopulated section of Row E.


I’m not sure how many one armed supporters were at Bramall Lane last night – I suspect only one - and the ball ended up nestled behind him.


As the roar behind him implored a swift retrieval, he glanced backwards, momentarily, before sinking deeply into his seat. Tempo was lost, the crowd was quietened, the ball lay still.


I really didn’t know whether to laugh or cry. First Tevez, then Chedgate, Simmo’s penalty – the list goes on! Why had the hands of fate landed so many cruel, devastating blows on our beloved club? Were those of demonic persuasion right, after all? Is the club cursed and destined to languish in the dungeons of lower league football forever and eternity? Maybe some form of sacrifice, gifted to the footballing Gods could lift the curse? A platter of RAW (Robson, Adkins, Weir) genitals, perhaps? Or a sounder of parboiled swine?


For a moment I considered the only rational option was to negotiate the terms of our surrender.

But then reality kicked in.


I recall our day in the Premier League sun with great clarity. Yes, we were ultimately cheated by a combination of putrid self-interest and utter incompetence but we also mastered our own destiny. It was our choice to have no adequate cover available when Rob Hulse got injured. It was Warnock’s choice to play Jags at right back in the Wigan decider when he’s been immense all season at centre half.


Likewise, with Ched: we knew he was facing trial by jury and that juries sometimes convict people. It was our choice not to cover the eventuality of a conviction with a plausible replacement in the form of a high quality loan signing.


Even Simmo’s penalty miss: Is it pure fate or good luck that the German’s have a 71% success rate in penalty shoot outs taking place in major tournaments, whilst England’s is 17%? Or is it because they realise how many tournaments are won and lost via penalties and, consequently, practice more?


Our club is mired in the worst period in its long and proud history not because of ill-fortune or evil spirits but because of choices and consequences.


Hiring Robson and entrusting him with the biggest war chest available to any Blades manager since, erm………….probably the war, was a choice. Risking the unproven Blackwell with a huge budget and high quality squad was another choice.


Someone chose to sell Beattie in 2009 and Blackman in 2013, when we were sitting pretty for promotion.


McCabe chose to sack Wilson with only 5 games left and safely in the Play-off places in 2013 and bet everything on the untested Morgs.


Someone chose to sell Maguire in 2014, which destroyed the momentum achieved in the previous season under Clough. Clough in turn chose not (or failed) to sort out a half-decent replacement for Maguire.


Adkins decided to spend a fortune on Hammond and spend the rest of the season trying to convince the supporters of what a great signing he was when all the evidence was to the contrary.


Hindsight is the prophet’s best friend and some of the decisions taken, which ultimately didn’t work out (Adkins being a recent example), were popular with supporters at the time they were made.


Other decisions and their negative consequences (e.g. Beattie, Blackman, Maguire) were far easier to predict. Selling your best players and replacing them with inferior ones (or not at all) has predictable consequences. As does playing your best players out of position or not providing cover for a player going to trial.


Many of these decisions have been taken in the face of the hard financial realities of running a football club. Made even more challenging when it’s a club that has been bleeding millions, year on year, for far too long. For those of us who simply turn up and watch the games it’s infelicitous to castigate the owners for their decisions on how much they are prepared to burn.


However, some decisions, presumably made for short-term gain, have undoubtedly cost the club and its owners far more.


Our club is not “rotten to the core” as some would claim. It remains a fantastic club backed with amazing support and the good intentions of its owners. Sadly, it is has been hobnailed by the lack of a coherent plan and a litany of poor decisions.
That is the ninth book I've ever read. Definitely one for the non-fiction section.
 
Wilder strikes me as the kind of guy who takes responsibility, unlike Adkins who seemed to genuinely believe that HE failed because the fans were negative "from day one."

I have little doubt he will ring the changes on Saturday - he has to. I'll be amazed if a new keeper isn't in place and we already know Fleck is injured, so that's two for starters. I can also see Wilson being dropped and probably Done.

Barring the threat of relegation - or his resignation - Wilder will surely be given the season. It's the board's as well as his credibility that's on the line (yes, I accept some believe the board has already lost its).

Wilder is being tested like never before though and he needs to, somehow, keep his players on side whilst instilling his values into them. No mean task.
Yes CW has a mountain to climb & a season in front of him that will define the remainder of his career, if he comes through & delivers his future will be littered with options.....on the other hand?
 

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