Incoming? Ainsley Maitland-Niles

[Pierre's PC]

Wer'd u her this pal? Wil it defo appen?

Got a pikture pal?

 

[Blade56]

Young, versatile player. Can play on either wing. Fast and tricky, I'm told.

He was on loan at Ipswich last season and played a lot of games. Apparently McCarthy was keen on him returning to Portman Road again for the upcoming season but we've come in last minute with offer of a key role for him.

Could also suggest Che on his way?

Loan
Permanent
Source

 

[Lord Bos of Eckington.]

Would be an amazing signing. Ipswich's end of season slump coincided with an argument between his mum and McCarthy. He didn't play for the rest of the season.

Can see his mum having a rant at Wilder if he came . Very posh Etonian sounding name , but a family trying to dictate when he can play or not is more lowest of the low . Kid no doubt can play football , but we already have a boat load of shit baggage on the sideline , without getting another .

Wilder the same no nonsense school as Mr McCarthy .

UTB

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Loan
Permanent
Source

A
S
L
?

 

[Dkc]

Forget his mum. Any source, or is this just wishful thinking?

 

[LoughboroBlade]

divide the kop

Based on recent seasons, that should be extremely easy to achieve...

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

 

[sheffielder]

Loan
Permanent
Source

Loan - Yes
Permanent - N0
Source - Glass Fish

 

[Pedro Verde]

Leonard Bridby-Spooner KCB, DSO (prefixed with Admiral of course)

Beaver Hill then

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Beaver Hill then

Aye, Pinhead himself

 

[Grappler]

Would be a strong contender for the poshest sounding Blades Moniker ever

Especially if he pulls up in his chauffeur driven car at BDTBL dressed like this...

 

[LenTednTony]

LenTednTony - there we have it then, sell best youngster and replace with a loanee. Sounds abaht reyt.

As you say, sounds abaht reyt. Well, it has been in the recent past. I just hope things really have changed.

 

[Barney]

Young, versatile player. Can play on either wing. Fast and tricky, I'm told.

He was on loan at Ipswich last season and played a lot of games. Apparently McCarthy was keen on him returning to Portman Road again for the upcoming season but we've come in last minute with offer of a key role for him.

Could also suggest Che on his way?

Well you were spot on about O'Connell and haven't bigged yourself up about it so you've got my respect.

I think this could be a very good signing.

 

[Paqamaq]

Algernon Grange-Rigby here... tug yer fuckin forlocks!

 

[TJB.]

Antony Heeleybank-Kersley reporting for duty!

 

[GrayBlade]

Young, versatile player. Can play on either wing. Fast and tricky, I'm told.

He was on loan at Ipswich last season and played a lot of games. Apparently McCarthy was keen on him returning to Portman Road again for the upcoming season but we've come in last minute with offer of a key role for him.

Could also suggest Che on his way?

He'd be a good signing, but I'm not convinced that after a successful season with a decent Championship side that either him or his club would want to follow it up by stepping down a level.

 

[Chali 2na]

He'd be a good signing, but I'm not convinced that after a successful season with a decent Championship side that either him or his club would want to follow it up by stepping down a level.

You have summed my thoughts up exactly my friend, have one of my precious likes.

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

Lydon King-Twatt here...

On yer knees.

 

[Dec]

He'd be a good signing, but I'm not convinced that after a successful season with a decent Championship side that either him or his club would want to follow it up by stepping down a level.

Yeah, I should have thought that through better when I made this one up.

Sorry Barney, have I lost your respect now?

I only did it because Marty_Mcfly 'requested' so nicely...

 

[LenTednTony]

It is just a loan deal.

Did I get something right or had it been talked about as a loan before I said owt?

 

[LenTednTony]

He also sounds much more like a typical clueless tory twatface back bencher (that's not a euphamism), prattling on about fox hunting and austerity.

I like this game - what's your tory name? Take your grandmother's/father's first name and the street you grew up in double barrelled with your headmaster's surname...

For me, I'm Herbert Staniforth-Newsome, very distinguished!

Ooops! Got it wrong, it should be Ceelem Rainbow-Cantor!

 

[GrayBlade]

We Blades seem to like triple barrelled names.

Nathaniel Mendez-Laing or Sylvan Ebanks-Blake anybody?

 

[Blade for Sale]

We Blades seem to like triple barrelled names.

Nathaniel Mendez-Laing or Sylvan Ebanks-Blake anybody?

And of course, straying from another thread, Terry Cunt - Curran

 

[Ricky]

Ethan Ebanks-Landell from Wolves.

You heard it here first.

 

[FriethBlade]

Ethan Ebanks-Landell from Wolves.

You heard it here first.

Known as Eel to his mates

 

[GrayBlade]

Known as Eel to his mates

Correct, cus Eel never score if they played till midnight.

 

[Slug]

Known as Eel to his mates

Me and him would get on great

 

[Kenilworth]

William Oakbrook-Sharrock

 

[Tynemouth Blade]

Forbes Phillipson-Masters

 

[crucialkneeligaman]

Charles Castleton-Houghton.