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BushBlade said:
Well someone I know played the brown after the pink and after he withdrew the lady defecated all over him.
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In the strange world we live in, that might actually constitute a good shag*

*not for me of course obviously!
 



BushBlade said:
Well someone I know played the brown after the pink and after he withdrew the lady defecated all over him.
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A lady friend of mine ( no not the wife ) from a few years back , got me to try that on her , she wouldn't do it the normal way so to speak after that , theres more to it but it got weird , really weird after a couple of months .
 
dublin 10 blade said:
A lady friend of mine ( no not the wife ) from a few years back , got me to try that on her , she wouldn't do it the normal way so to speak after that , theres more to it but it got weird , really weird after a couple of months .
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Might be some peoples bag, but to me not a chance, just seems really wrong. Wouldn't matter how fit the lady was, I just couldn't.
 
The Crab said:
Might be some peoples bag, but to me not a chance, just seems really wrong. Wouldn't matter how fit the lady was, I just couldn't.
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Your right but when your balls deep , it just doesnt seem to matter , till ya pull out and she shits all over you , or asks for a twix or mars bar .:eek:
 
dublin 10 blade said:
Your right but when your balls deep , it just doesnt seem to matter , till ya pull out and she shits all over you , or asks for a twix or mars bar .:eek:
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Luckily for me, Ms Crab is far more Queensbury Rules than that!
 
Being a blade is like being a kid with a dad who's addicted to gambling. One day he's won big and he's walking through the door with a 50'' TV and promising you you're going to Disneyland, the next he's flogging the telly to get some more money to bet with as he's spunked the last lot and you're not even going to fucking Flamingoland.
 
mattbianco1 said:
Supporting Tottenham, apparently.
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They do have a tendency to fold when it matters. I watched the semi with a couple of Spurs fans and when we equalised all three of us said 'we're gonna fuck this up'.
 
Like when you're enjoying an ice cream in the park on a hot summers day and someone inserts a huge penis up your ass
 



Kenilworth said:
Took delivery of two sun loungers this afternoon - and now it's raining.
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Thought from the title that this was going to be an alternate GCB song thread, we've not had one of those for a while (cough), and am now so disappointed....
 
Trafford said:
Thought from the title that this was going to be an alternate GCB song thread, we've not had one of those for a while (cough), and am now so disappointed....
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Well we could now have....

You fill up my arsehole...
Being bummed by faggots...
Like getting shat on....
Or covered in spunk...

No?
 
coaxingstar71 said:
Well we could now have....

You fill up my arsehole...
Being bummed by faggots...
Like getting shat on....
Or covered in spunk...

No?
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Not quite the Sound of Music "few of my favourite things" reprise that I had in mind but it's quite a good summary - bit like one of those Complete Works of Shakespeare in 20 minutes shows.....
 
Trafford said:
Not quite the Sound of Music "few of my favourite things" reprise that I had in mind but it's quite a good summary - bit like one of those Complete Works of Shakespeare in 20 minutes shows.....
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And very much like watching the Blades for the past couple of seasons.
 
:shakes-head:
This thread has not gone the way I'd first imagined it.
It's been hijacked by perves and ne'er do wells and there's absolutely nothing I can do about it.

Can't even have a lie down.
Mrs Ken and Daughter have monopolised the bloody sun beds :o

Just like watching Sheffield United this is. You keep expecting good things, year after year, and only end up with shit and disappointment.







Beer, beer. We want more beer.
Everybody's cheering
Get the bloody ........
 
Kenilworth said:
:shakes-head:
This thread has not gone the way I'd first imagined it.
It's been hijacked by perves and ne'er do wells and there's absolutely nothing I can do about it.

Can't even have a lie down.
Mrs Ken and Daughter have monopolised the bloody sun beds :eek:

Just like watching Sheffield United this is. You keep expecting good things, year after year, and only end up with shit and disappointment.







Beer, beer. We want more beer.
Everybody's cheering
Get the bloody ........
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You could say the thread has been like watching Sheffield United.... started cagey, then quickly deteriorated, faded badly and was ultimately disappointing.
 



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