The Crab
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In the strange world we live in, that might actually constitute a good shag*
*not for me of course obviously!
Things That Are Like Watching Sheffield United
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In the strange world we live in, that might actually constitute a good shag*
*not for me of course obviously!
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dublin 10 blade
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Well thats my sausage sarnie ruined for dinner
The Crab
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dublin 10 blade
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A lady friend of mine ( no not the wife ) from a few years back , got me to try that on her , she wouldn't do it the normal way so to speak after that , theres more to it but it got weird , really weird after a couple of months .
dublin 10 blade
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Just don't bother with any sauce
Red sauce , or brown .
Ohh and dont start talking about twixs , or mars bars .
The Crab
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Might be some peoples bag, but to me not a chance, just seems really wrong. Wouldn't matter how fit the lady was, I just couldn't.
dublin 10 blade
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Your right but when your balls deep , it just doesnt seem to matter , till ya pull out and she shits all over you , or asks for a twix or mars bar .
The Crab
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Your right but when your balls deep , it just doesnt seem to matter , till ya pull out and she shits all over you , or asks for a twix or mars bar .
Luckily for me, Ms Crab is far more Queensbury Rules than that!
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Being a blade is like being a kid with a dad who's addicted to gambling. One day he's won big and he's walking through the door with a 50'' TV and promising you you're going to Disneyland, the next he's flogging the telly to get some more money to bet with as he's spunked the last lot and you're not even going to fucking Flamingoland.
PeterNdlovu081
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I love it when keks are darn.
I love it when bum oyle's brarn.
I love it when bum oyle's brarn.
mattbianco1
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Supporting Tottenham, apparently.
BushBlade
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They do have a tendency to fold when it matters. I watched the semi with a couple of Spurs fans and when we equalised all three of us said 'we're gonna fuck this up'.
Kenilworth
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Clamps and from the side, Crabbie?
Thought from the title that this was going to be an alternate GCB song thread, we've not had one of those for a while (cough), and am now so disappointed....
coaxingstar71
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Well we could now have....
You fill up my arsehole...
Being bummed by faggots...
Like getting shat on....
Or covered in spunk...
No?
Not quite the Sound of Music "few of my favourite things" reprise that I had in mind but it's quite a good summary - bit like one of those Complete Works of Shakespeare in 20 minutes shows.....
coaxingstar71
First 10 yards are in the head
And very much like watching the Blades for the past couple of seasons.
Kenilworth
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:shakes-head:
This thread has not gone the way I'd first imagined it.
It's been hijacked by perves and ne'er do wells and there's absolutely nothing I can do about it.
Can't even have a lie down.
Mrs Ken and Daughter have monopolised the bloody sun beds
Just like watching Sheffield United this is. You keep expecting good things, year after year, and only end up with shit and disappointment.
Beer, beer. We want more beer.
Everybody's cheering
Get the bloody ........
This thread has not gone the way I'd first imagined it.
It's been hijacked by perves and ne'er do wells and there's absolutely nothing I can do about it.
Can't even have a lie down.
Mrs Ken and Daughter have monopolised the bloody sun beds
Just like watching Sheffield United this is. You keep expecting good things, year after year, and only end up with shit and disappointment.
Beer, beer. We want more beer.
Everybody's cheering
Get the bloody ........
coaxingstar71
First 10 yards are in the head
You could say the thread has been like watching Sheffield United.... started cagey, then quickly deteriorated, faded badly and was ultimately disappointing.:shakes-head:
This thread has not gone the way I'd first imagined it.
It's been hijacked by perves and ne'er do wells and there's absolutely nothing I can do about it.
Can't even have a lie down.
Mrs Ken and Daughter have monopolised the bloody sun beds
Just like watching Sheffield United this is. You keep expecting good things, year after year, and only end up with shit and disappointment.
Beer, beer. We want more beer.
Everybody's cheering
Get the bloody ........
Kenilworth
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Not seen our cat for 30+ hours now, either 
BushBlade
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Yeah but if he gives you a piggy back to the shops does it really matter?
Barney
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Depends on your sexuality I suppose.
Or if you have no sense of humour
Sorry to hear that Ken, hope it turns up.....and that this thread doesn't now deteriorate into a replica of the infamous "my rabbit is missing" thread from a few months ago!Not seen our cat for 30+ hours now, either
Barney
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Ok.
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