Things That Are Like Watching Sheffield United

[Blade56]

When you pull the fittest bird ever and she's a crap shag...

What constitutes a crap shag?

 

[Bladesman]

 

[Tyler Durden]

What constitutes a crap shag?

Anal

 

[Tyler Durden]

 

[dublin 10 blade]

Did he insist on rubbing sun cream on you...even in January?

Only problem was it wasn't sun cream .

 

[dublin 10 blade]

Anal

Only if your willing to take it .

 

[Tyler Durden]

Only if your willing to take it .

Damn!

I've been doing it wrong all this time

 

[dublin 10 blade]

Pulling a fit bird only to discover he/she's got a cock

Isn't that the pigs new owner .

 

[dublin 10 blade]

Damn!

I've been doing it wrong all this time

Wondered why ya walked like John Wayne

 

[Bladepicker]

When you've been looking forward to a night out at your favourite curry house for weeks, you have a great night with top company, but the normal chef is on holiday and they have their Monday nighter working a Friday so your curry is absolutely rank and leaves you feeling ill for days after. Plus the beer inside is overpriced and shit.

Still, you like it there so you'll be back - 'cause when they manage to get the curry right - it's bloody wonderful.

 

[tyneblade]

 

[Sean Thornton]

Anal

Say no!

 

[Sean Thornton]

When you've been looking forward to a night out at your favourite curry house for weeks, you have a great night with top company, but the normal chef is on holiday and they have their Monday nighter working a friday so your curry is absolutely shit and the beer inside is overpriced and shit.

Still, you like it there so you'll be back - 'cause when they manage to get the curry right - it's bloody wonderful.

That's all you have to worry about?

 

[west_yorks_blade]

Its the special sauce in the madras that you want to worry about.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Its the special sauce in the madras that you want to worry about.

And what sticks the nan to the wall of the tandoor !

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

Mistaking strychnine for Pepsi and suffering so much pain, you wish your mother had never given birth.

 

[Tyler Durden]

Mistaking strychnine for Pepsi and suffering so much pain, you wish your mother had never given birth.

I hate it when that happens.

 

[eric_oulthwaite]

Watching your best mate shag your wife!

Disbelief, Anger, Frustration, yet typical and you can't stop watching!

 

[judge]

Like creeping up the stairs expecting to catch your missus in bed with your dad


For 9 months




Every year

 

[Jehovah]

It's like watching a bird undress and then watching her massive cock flop out

 

[judge]

It's like watching a bird undress and then watching her massive cock flop out

I always ask for my money back when that happens

 

[Jehovah]

I always ask for my money back when that happens

I just get on with it

 

[judge]

I just get on with it

You have been blessed by the gods

 

[dublin 10 blade]

After reading the last several post , there really are some sick bastards on this site

 

[dublin 10 blade]

It's like watching a bird undress and then watching her massive cock flop out

Yeah and it's going up you .

 

[northsomersetblade]

Getting out of bed on Christmas day at 5 am to open your presents - only to find the big box is an Action man deserter

 

[Tyler Durden]

Like going to Alton Towers last year and going on The Smiler.

 

[Kenilworth]

Wow. And it all started so innocently.

I never expected the twist on this thread. It was only a couple of sun loungers.

Sorry, everybody

 

[The Crab]

They've just sent for another tanker of Prosecco for her so it'll be okay

A Prosecco drinker you say? For shame dear boy, for shame

 

[BushBlade]

What constitutes a crap shag?

Well someone I know played the brown after the pink and after he withdrew the lady defecated all over him.