If anyone know Chris W personally

[PeteBlade]

Please give him fair warning on the following things that will royally piss off some of the fanbase:

• Under no circumstance are you to fold your arms on the touch line- a big no no
• Take lessons in Hollywood style lessons in post match interview techniques, you WILL be scrutinised to within an inch of your life
• Be positive. But not too positive. We don't like that
• Be straight talking. But not too straight talking. Especially about us. We don't like that.

Hopefully I've not missed anything out.

Good luck Chris! Really hope you last longer than next season.

 

[yorkshirecoast]

Please give him fair warning on the following things that will royally piss off some of the fanbase:

• Under no circumstance are you to fold your arms on the touch line- a big no no
• Take lessons in Hollywood style lessons in post match interview techniques, you WILL be scrutinised to within an inch of your life
• Be positive. But not too positive. We don't like that
• Be straight talking. But not too straight talking. Especially about us. We don't like that.

Hopefully I've not missed anything out.

Good luck Chris! Really hope you last longer than next season.

Yawn. Feeling a bit upset Pete? You can always go and support Adkins' next club.

 

[Harry's Game]

Under no circumstances use the words

Endeavour
Honest
Hard Working

Also don't talk about geese or any form of avian life.

If all else fails recall Macnulty from Pompey and blame him for everything that goes wrong.

 

[PeteBlade]

Yawn. Feeling a bit upset Pete? You can always go and support Adkins' next club.

Upset? No, I don't know the man personally.

No where near as upset as some rather stupid people get at post match interviews anyway.

Let's hope this one speaks well enough for you.

 

[Barney]

Please give him fair warning on the following things that will royally piss off some of the fanbase:

• Under no circumstance are you to fold your arms on the touch line- a big no no
• Take lessons in Hollywood style lessons in post match interview techniques, you WILL be scrutinised to within an inch of your life
• Be positive. But not too positive. We don't like that
• Be straight talking. But not too straight talking. Especially about us. We don't like that.

Hopefully I've not missed anything out.

Good luck Chris! Really hope you last longer than next season.

Someone's bitter.

 

[Blade56]

And we take it as given the honest bunch of lads put in a shift on the training ground but we want to see it on the pitch.

 

[Tyler Durden]

Please give him fair warning on the following things that will royally piss off some of the fanbase:

• Under no circumstance are you to fold your arms on the touch line- a big no no
• Take lessons in Hollywood style lessons in post match interview techniques, you WILL be scrutinised to within an inch of your life
• Be positive. But not too positive. We don't like that
• Be straight talking. But not too straight talking. Especially about us. We don't like that.

Hopefully I've not missed anything out.

Good luck Chris! Really hope you last longer than next season.

You'll have the knuckle-draggers bashing their keyboards furiously when they realise that this post is about them.

 

[Blade58]

Please give him fair warning on the following things that will royally piss off some of the fanbase:

• Under no circumstance are you to fold your arms on the touch line- a big no no
• Take lessons in Hollywood style lessons in post match interview techniques, you WILL be scrutinised to within an inch of your life
• Be positive. But not too positive. We don't like that
• Be straight talking. But not too straight talking. Especially about us. We don't like that.
• Don't tell Sunjihi owt. He's got a reyt gob on him

Hopefully I've not missed anything out.

Good luck Chris! Really hope you last longer than next season.

Sorry Pete. Just had to add another bullet point of no no's for CW

 

[Lord Bos of Eckington.]

Upset? No, I don't know the man personally.

No where near as upset as some rather stupid people get at post match interviews anyway.

Let's hope this one speaks well enough for you.

Fucking hell he talks in a Yorkshire accent . Doesn't wear a Geives & Hawkes suit or a Rolex. Bring back that diamond are a girls best friend , goose over Turkey on the 25th Dec man. Adkins .

UTZn

 

[PeteBlade]

You'll have the knuckle-draggers bashing their keyboards furiously when they realise that this post is about them.

It's begun...

 

[yorkshirecoast]

Upset? No, I don't know the man personally.

No where near as upset as some rather stupid people get at post match interviews anyway.

Let's hope this one speaks well enough for you.

You calling anyone stupid is meaningless.

Clueless Adkins has gone and been replaced by someone who has all the attributes to bring some pride and passion back to the club. Happy days.

 

[PeteBlade]

You calling anyone stupid is meaningless.

Clueless Adams has gone and been replaced by someone who has all the attributes to bring some pride and passion back to the club. Happy days.

We sold Adams too?
That was quick.
Enjoy the post match interviews won't you.

 

[Tyler Durden]

You calling anyone stupid is meaningless.

Clueless Adams has gone and been replaced by someone who has all the attributes to bring some pride and passion back to the club. Happy days.

What's Mickey Adams got to do with it?

 

[PeteBlade]

What's Mickey Adams got to do with it?

Quickly edited and hopes no one noticed!

 

[yorkshirecoast]

ooops ....too many celebratory beers

 

[CaptainMorgans]

Why can't one get upset with the way a manager interviews? It amounts to 99% of their communications with the fans, how else are we meant to judge a guy - results? Because Adkins didn't do great in that department either.

 

[bornablade]

OK Chris to win over all those upset by Adkins departure it's fine to criticise the fans but under no circumstances must you criticise any player because this will have you compared to the other Nigel.

I know it's a little inconsistent but if you follow the arguments on S24SU you'll soon get the drift. Good luck.

 

[Kenilworth]

I am absolutely certain that Wilder will not

talk about the biggest room in the house

try to make the analogy with a fair ground ride

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

No need to tell him to avoid mentioning geese. Chris Wilder's more likely to refer to sparrows & crows than geese


#oneofourown

 

[PeteBlade]

OK Chris to win over all those upset by Adkins departure it's fine to criticise the fans but under no circumstances must you criticise any player because this will have you compared to the other Nigel.

I know it's a little inconsistent but if you follow the arguments on S24SU you'll soon get the drift. Good luck.

99% of the players are utter shite.
Criticise until your heart's content.