Wilder

[Barney]

Askey wrote books? Wow.

Authur. Arthur. You know the reason.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Authur. Arthur. You know the reason.

I know the reason BTL will claim. And surprisingly it's not alcoholism!

 

[Snowman]

Easy this providing a forum for people lark

OK Smartarse. Don't get cocky!

 

[blade too long]

Askey wrote books?.

who mentioned writing books
bit random

been drinking pal

 

[Sean Thornton]

Or hard drugs

 

[Tyler Durden]

I doubt that any of Banno's conquests were of child-bearing age.

Or gender come to think of it...

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

well not as old as your jokes Authur Askey will be turning in his grave

jimmy crickets working in Benidorm now , god knows why
hes proper alternative comedy , no laughing involved

Askey wrote books? Wow.

(I've taken into account the rogue American spellchecker for comedy effect)

He hit a 35yd dipping whoosh...

who mentioned writing books
bit random

bang into the top corner.

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

Or gender come to think of it...

Banno had the time of his life whilst head keeper at Chester Zoo.

 

[Sean Thornton]

He hit a 35yd dipping whoosh...



bang into the top corner.

This is one of the very very rare occasions that explaining the joke actually makes it funnier.,

 

[Sean Thornton]

Banno had the time of his life whilst head keeper at Chester Zoo.

He couldn't go to a zoo without getting an erection

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

This is one of the very very rare occasions that explaining the joke actually makes it funnier.,

we can't be having 35yd whooshes and not being recognised.

Contender for Whoosh Of The Season.

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

I love it on here.
It's like self-harm without drawing blood.
Championship Manager where no one gets sacked and everyone's a potential footballing genius.
An addiction that doesn't require needles and it don't cost £20 for a rush.

etc etc ...

And you can indulge your cock obsession

 

[blade too long]

when Tim Vine wrote
Conjunctiveitus.com, a site for sore eyes

was he hoping to get it published in hard back Sean

are all joke writers writing books now, one line long

 

[Tyler Durden]

Banno had the time of his life whilst head keeper at Chester Zoo.

All those baboons throwing their own shit at each other. Must've reminded him of the times he marched his imaginary firm past Legends.

 

[PeteBlade]

when Tim Vine wrote
Conjunctiveitus.com, a site for sore eyes

was he hoping to get it published in hard back Sean

are all joke writers writing books now, one line long

Just stop.

 

[Tyler Durden]

when Tim Vine wrote
Conjunctiveitus.com, a site for sore eyes

was he hoping to get it published in hard back Sean

are all joke writers writing books now, one line long

This is fucking brilliant!!

Looks like Sean Thornton 's 35 yard screamer has rebounded off the goalies arse!

 

[blade too long]

I cant see the bit that whooshed
is there an Authur Askey fan club in here , looking at what you find jocular Id say yes

 

[PeteBlade]

I cant see the bit that whooshed
is there an Authur Askey fan club in here , looking at what you find jocular Id say yes

It wouldn't be a woosh if you could, now would it?

 

[Tyler Durden]

Jesus Christ I'm almost embarrased for him.

This is a Simonsen-grade whoosh.

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

He couldn't go to a zoo without getting an erection

You have to use that line on any thread in the next 72hrs...

Classic.

 

[blade too long]

well if you say so , ,