steps at shirecliffe

[dexter101]

Is it just me that cringes everytime there are videos clips showing players going down the steps at shirecliffe to get onto the training pitch? seems very high risk to me, clip on Instagram seems to show Osula tripping down them and laughing but can't help watching it in horror in case we start losing players.

 

[Ndiayewillalwaysloveyou]

Is it just me that cringes everytime there are videos clips showing players going down the steps at shirecliffe to get onto the training pitch? seems very high risk to me, clip on Instagram seems to show Osula tripping down them and laughing but can't help watching it in horror in case we start losing players.

Shirecliffe sniper had to leave his mark after leaving with Hecky. Tragedy.

 

[MojoMuffin]

This is without a doubt the most dramatic thread I've ever seen.

 

[SwissBlade]

Is it just me that cringes everytime there are videos clips showing players going down the steps at shirecliffe to get onto the training pitch? seems very high risk to me, clip on Instagram seems to show Osula tripping down them and laughing but can't help watching it in horror in case we start losing players.

It's certainly my greatest concern at the moment. I've written to the club this morning requesting an immediate installation of a water slide

 

[SwissBlade]

This is without a doubt the most dramatic thread I've ever seen.

You do know that the best clubs in the Premier League have removed all their steps, don't you? I read it on twitter once

 

[Digs blade]

They should be okay providing they aren’t carrying the cones at the same time as walking down the steps. If that is allowed to happen then an urgent inquiry needs to take place

 

[Houston_Blade]

I definitely think we need a graded ramp instead of those nasty, steep steps. Think of the children yoo-nited.

 

[dexter101]

This is without a doubt the most dramatic thread I've ever seen.

In hindsight, probably didnt need thread!

I apologise, I will live in fear by my self and keep my fingers crossed that these cliffs of death don't ruin our small chance of staying up.

UTB

 

[Snake]

Is it just me that cringes everytime there are videos clips showing players going down the steps at shirecliffe to get onto the training pitch? seems very high risk to me, clip on Instagram seems to show Osula tripping down them and laughing but can't help watching it in horror in case we start losing players.

Oh you teasing bastard! I had an involuntary release of a splash of gentleman's relish. I used to love Claire, although apparently she's a bit of a munter now. I was just digging out my pink hotpants and bag of glitter when I read the rest of your post and realised they hadn't reformed after all

 

[MojoMuffin]

In hindsight, probably didnt need thread!

I apologise, I will live in fear by my self and keep my fingers crossed that these cliffs of death don't ruin our small chance of staying up.

UTB

I understand the sentiment mate but Osula probably went down those steps and got clattered to bits by Robbo in a 6-a-side 25 minutes later.

 

[HarryHaslam]

Every time certain players walk by putting one leg before the other I literally put my hands over my eyes because I’m certain they are going to trip up and die.

 

[Bladesman]

If it wasn't for those steps we would have no injuries!

 

[Ndiayewillalwaysloveyou]

If it wasn't for those steps we would have no injuries!

He's left, we're fine now!

 

[Wards]

Thank god this isn't what I thought it was, thought they were doing a gig up there for a brief moment.

Would. Not. Watch.

 

[Birdwell Blade]

One of the steps that go up to the pitch behind the first team training pitch (other side of building) is wobbly. That’s actually true and I thought to myself how it could cause injury to players. I must be as dramatic .

 

[dingledog]

It's certainly my greatest concern at the moment. I've written to the club this morning requesting an immediate installation of a water slide.

I hope you have specified hot water on the slide, we wouldn't want the precious little angels getting a cold arse?

 

[SwissBlade]

I definitely think we need a graded ramp instead of those nasty, steep steps. Think of the children yoo-nited.

And i'll let you deal with the additional hamstring issues that this will bring as they return to the changing rooms (or not) after training at "full tilt".

 

[Sithblade]

Is it just me that cringes everytime there are videos clips showing players going down the steps at shirecliffe to get onto the training pitch? seems very high risk to me, clip on Instagram seems to show Osula tripping down them and laughing but can't help watching it in horror in case we start losing players.

Be a Tragedy if that happened.

 

[SwissBlade]

Thank god this isn't what I thought it was, thought they were doing a gig up there for a brief moment.

Would. Not. Watch.

It would be a tragedy

 

[SwissBlade]

I hope you specified hot water on the slide, we wouldn't want the precious little angels getting a cold Arse would we?

I specified 'tepid'. I thought about Luke Warm but i didn't want us to go out and sign him without a full scouting report

 

[Wards]

I also wouldn't want that monster Ian Watkins within 50 miles of the academy

 

[dexter101]

Now its clear that we have serious Steps fans within the Blades faithful, I can reveal that "I am in the know" and we are actually doing a Steps tribute performance to raise transfer funds. the lineup will be:

Claire- BBD
Faye- McAtee
H- Mcburnie
Lisa- Anel
Lee- Baldock

Warm up act is Wilder doing some covers of other 90s classics, including a unique version of The Backstreet Boys "Everybody (shoreham street's back)"

Tickets will be sold based on loyalty points so may not make it to general sale, please call up the ticket office to book quoting code "ForumIdiot"

 

[Digs blade]

I’m not a fan of said group but going back to your original post, how many steps did Osula go down,

5,6,7,8

 

[BerksBlade]

I hope you have specified hot water on the slide, we wouldn't want the precious little angels getting a cold arse?

That would mean turning the boiler back on!

 

[S64 Blade]

This is without a doubt the most dramatic thread I've ever seen.

It is, but given our injuries, it is surprising nobody has broken their leg yet from falling down them.

Max Lowe was out for 4 months having stood on a sprinkler, which seems lower risk than some steps.

 

[Pintor75]

Mentioned these steps before in a post, lucky there hasn't been a Tragedy, imo

 

[MojoMuffin]

It is, but given our injuries, it is surprising nobody has broken their leg yet from falling down them.

Max Lowe was out for 4 months having stood on a sprinkler, which seems lower risk than some steps.

Lowe would get injured by a Morrisons bag for life in a strong easterly wind

 

[wakefieldblade]

Is it just me that cringes everytime there are videos clips showing players going down the steps at shirecliffe to get onto the training pitch? seems very high risk to me, clip on Instagram seems to show Osula tripping down them and laughing but can't help watching it in horror in case we start losing players.

That's a novel new way to criticise the club, well done and a truly unique complaint

 

[Davalon]

Do the drug dealers still hang around near the Academy entrance?

Good few years ago I parked up there as normal to pick my son up from the school 'walking bus' which used to pick up and drop off kids to give parents more time in the morning and afternoon for work.

I turned up slightly early one afternoon to get a knock on the window asking to do the 'swap'

 

[Houston_Blade]

Do the drug dealers still hang around near the Academy entrance?

Good few years ago I parked up there as normal to pick my son up from the school 'walking bus' which used to pick up and drop off kids to give parents more time in the morning and afternoon for work.

I turned up slightly early one afternoon to get a knock on the window asking to do the 'swap'

A likely story!