PeterNdlovu081
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When the frig did that happen?
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When the frig did that happen?
Do we have a petrol station now?
Do we have a petrol station now?
Ya know those signs about not using Mobile PhonesWhen the frig did that happen?
Ffs stop it with cryptic corner. What the **** are we talking abart?
It like someone pointing in the sky and I'm looking up thinking what? What?
There are other threads I could be reading but I wanna know what this ones abart?
Oooooooh, newer bigger better ...... what will it sell ?They are replacing it with a "newer bigger better" BP Petrol Station
Oooooooh, newer bigger better ...... what will it sell ?
Ya know those signs about not using Mobile Phones
Apparently, they mean it .....
They are replacing it with a "newer bigger better" BP Petrol Station. Will be completed by June.
Yeh, I thought it was TSB that sent itYou're in Darren territory now.
You mean in October 2001? I drove my car in that petrol station (about 2.30am on the way back from a party in Scunthorpe) just before the murder happened. Saw the poor victim lying on the floor and a group of women (one or two of them were off duty nurses) running to his aid. He died two days later. Never forgotI've found that petrol station sinister ever since some poor sod was murdered there.
We skipped the light fandango
Turned cartwheels 'cross the floor
I was feeling kinda seasick
But the crowd called out for more
The room was humming harder
As the ceiling flew away
When we called out for another drink
The waiter brought a tray
And so it was that later
As the miller told his tale
That her face, at first just ghostly,
Turned a whiter shade of pale
She said, 'There is no reason
And the truth is plain to see.'
But I wandered through my playing cards
And would not let her be
One of sixteen vestal virgins
Who were leaving for the coast
And although my eyes were open
They might have just as well've been closed
And so it was that later
As the miller told his tale
That her face, at first just ghostly,
Turned a whiter shade of pale
That song has never been the same for me since I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue highlighted the fact that in can be sung to the tune of The Muppets.
Seriously, try it.
Oooooooh, newer bigger better ...... what will it sell ?
or in a g string ??It can also be sung to Bach's Air on a G String.
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