Chali 2na
The Tuna fish that descended from Lake Michigan
Pair of ageing fucking hipsters the row in front of us who - this season - get in late, go for a piss after twenty minutes, come back, go out ten minutes before half time, come back in five minutes after second half kick off and go for a minimum of two pisses in the second half. The bloke near the end of the row always looks like he going to chin them. The bearded, flat capped oldest swinger in town tossers.
Probably the two I've seen, always wearing supply teacher jackets, and dodgy shoes?
If they're the ones I'm on about they leave on their matching retro road bikes, no joke.
"The Assessor" sits near the middle of The Kop and stands up to loudly berate the officials at least once or twice a game. Usually something along the lines of him being duped by the opposition's time wasting tactics or a perceived failure to keep sufficient control of the game.
I don't think I've ever heard him comment on the manager or the players as he generally seems to be more concerned about the Ref's performance. Hence the nickname.
Sometimes he doesn't go and someone who may be his son sits in his seat and takes over his Referee Assessor duties for that game.
I think you're in fact referring to the voice of reason, not sure what he looks like, as he sits behind us (about the middle off the kop).
Sounds like he's taking a shit or just been winded all the time?