Yoonited
The Times They are a Changing
Sounds like you could benefit from a pair of waterproof trousers that tie at the ankles,a la Billy Connolly sketch.I genuinely flaunt this, no fucks given to be fair. I once went in the in door on kop got stuck in a line and ended up leaving without having a piss. Nightmare scenario for a bloke who averages 12 pisses a pint.
Stay in ya seat n piss to your hearts content,or ballbag