Kop bogs - In and Out

[Greasy Chap Butty]

Can we have radical update. With a big In and Out sign above the doors. And people pay notice of it?

Can't get in or out for apes squashing in and out of the same door. Ridiculous.
Bad enough watching on-pitch disorganisation, without having it in the bogs.

 

[Panini]

Can we have radical update. With a big In and Out sign above the doors. And people pay notice of it?

Can't get in or out for apes squashing in and out of the same door. Ridiculous.
Bad enough watching on-pitch disorganisation, without having it in the bogs.

Unfortunately this counts as telling people what to do, which is something many people just won't have.

*Many = enough to undermine it for everyone else

 

[ChipButtyBlade]

Can we have radical update. With a big In and Out sign above the doors. And people pay notice of it?

Can't get in or out for apes squashing in and out of the same door. Ridiculous.
Bad enough watching on-pitch disorganisation, without having it in the bogs.

In out in out

Shake yer willy about.

 

[west_yorks_blade]

I think some separate gender neutral Coke bogs would solve a lot of problems

 

[blade too long]

they are always busy though, I have to pass my knob through 2 pair of legs to hit the urinal

 

[Half Bond Jls]

In out in out

Shake yer willy about.

If you shake it more than twice your playing with it.

 

[Sandygate Blade]

This has wound me up for years, sometimes more than the fiasco on the pinch. Sort it out Prince

 

[Gaini Blade]

Can we have radical update. With a big In and Out sign above the doors. And people pay notice of it?

Can't get in or out for apes squashing in and out of the same door. Ridiculous.
Bad enough watching on-pitch disorganisation, without having it in the bogs.

Or failing that just piss down the kop steps like a normal person.

 

[blade too long]

just build a new stand with adequate facilities, sorted

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

just build a new stand with adequate facilities

Still needs doors that people use right..

 

[blade too long]

Still needs doors that people use right..

thats high expectations, get them to have a pee in whichever pub they crawled from to ease the pressure

 

[wizadry]

The toilets on the upper tier are how it should be done and there’s barely any problems with this kind of situation up there.

 

[blade too long]

what about adopting the french options of public outdoor urinals
the embankment Paris

 

[Loco Blade]

Yeh and calming music playing plus Izal big paper plus adequate piss mints evenly distributed should do it

 

[S64 Blade]

just build a new stand with adequate facilities, sorted

This!

I ended up sitting on the Kop yesterday (long story), for the first time in about 7 years or so.

It really was a come down from being on the South Stand (which is hardly salubrious). The whole having to stand outdoors to do anything, isn’t practical. The whole space is way too small for 10.5k people and I’d forgot how shit the legroom/view is.

 

[The Crab]

Can we have radical update. With a big In and Out sign above the doors. And people pay notice of it?

Can't get in or out for apes squashing in and out of the same door. Ridiculous.
Bad enough watching on-pitch disorganisation, without having it in the bogs.

Some of them are that coked up they don’t know what planet they’re on never mind which door to use

 

[raimond]

they are always busy though, I have to pass my knob through 2 pair of legs to hit the urinal

Ahhhh, oh for the days when you could pass your knob down through several hundred pairs of hands down to the front of the Kop so it got a decent view

 

[stringjunior]

Can we have radical update. With a big In and Out sign above the doors. And people pay notice of it?

Can't get in or out for apes squashing in and out of the same door. Ridiculous.
Bad enough watching on-pitch disorganisation, without having it in the bogs.

Sadly a large enough percentage of the population don't read signs, and even if they do read them, they ignore them thinking they dont apply to them.

 

[Eza Blade]

I genuinely flaunt this, no fucks given to be fair. I once went in the in door on kop got stuck in a line and ended up leaving without having a piss. Nightmare scenario for a bloke who averages 12 pisses a pint.

 

[JJBlade]

I look at those kop toilets and think to myself, this is Sheffield United in 2023.
If ever certain buildings described a football club, those buildings are it

 

[Stevo71]

Knock kop down & rebuild it

 

[bornablade]

Over the past several years we have seen fans of many clubs protesting about their clubs' ownership. A real show of passion and committment to making changes.

What do we have - complaints about bogs on the kop and unacceptable amount of litter around the ground.

 

[Rodley]

This!

I ended up sitting on the Kop yesterday (long story), for the first time in about 7 years or so.

It really was a come down from being on the South Stand (which is hardly salubrious). The whole having to stand outdoors to do anything, isn’t practical. The whole space is way too small for 10.5k people and I’d forgot how shit the legroom/view is.

Hark at Hyacinth Bucket here!

 

[Houston_Blade]

If you shake it more than twice you’re playing with it.

There’s a bloke who goes in the SS bogs near gangway A and without fail he shouts “more than 2 sheks and it’s a wank” every week. He always get a laugh but it was only funny the first time really.

 

[BigBed]

Can we have radical update. With a big In and Out sign above the doors. And people pay notice of it?

Can't get in or out for apes squashing in and out of the same door. Ridiculous.
Bad enough watching on-pitch disorganisation, without having it in the bogs.

It's the kop, what do you expect!?

 

[blade67]

Can we have radical update. With a big In and Out sign above the doors. And people pay notice of it?

Can't get in or out for apes squashing in and out of the same door. Ridiculous.
Bad enough watching on-pitch disorganisation, without having it in the bogs.

One of my pet hates this.

As well as the giant signs, it's also a giveaway that the hand washing facilities are located by the out door.

Why anyone would go to the toilet, wash their hands and then walk all the way around to exit through the "in" door is a mystery to me.

I'm assuming that's what they do, because otherwise they are DIRTY BASTARDS

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

Over the past several years we have seen fans of many clubs protesting about their clubs' ownership. A real show of passion and committment to making changes.

What do we have - complaints about bogs on the kop and unacceptable amount of litter around the ground.

Get protesting then.

 

[spongebobblade]

On the kop v Brentford, some little old fella was having a piss not too far away from me. When he looked down the poor fuckers glasses slipped off his face a splashed in everyone’s piss. Wrong as it was I tried desperately not to laugh. He plucked them out and was about to wash them as I left.

 

[Rodley]

For a club owned by a Bogroll magnate, you’d hope at the very least he’d have improved the toilet facilities

 

[Gaini Blade]

On the kop v Brentford, some little old fella was having a piss not too far away from me. When he looked down the poor fuckers glasses slipped off his face a splashed in everyone’s piss. Wrong as it was I tried desperately not to laugh. He plucked them out and was about to wash them as I left.

Pussy. A real Shoreham ender wouldn't wash them.