Wilders half time chats

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I don't think we have had anybody since warnock, that can turn a team round like wilder is doing at the moment .Chesterfield/swindon come to mind as completely turning a game on its head.
When Mr adkins was in charge we would come out second half and play even worse .

 

[Barney]

That's because Adkins was a complete-ly nice man but maybe not quite as confident in his half time team talk abilities.

 

[SwissBlade]

I don't think we have had anybody since warnock, that can turn a team round like wilder is doing at the moment .Chesterfield/swindon come to mind as completely turning a game on its head.
When Mr adkins was in charge we would come out second half and play even worse .

Wilder waterboards the players at halftime

 

[Jim Chimmerney]

I don't think we have had anybody since warnock, that can turn a team round like wilder is doing at the moment .Chesterfield/swindon come to mind as completely turning a game on its head.
When Mr adkins was in charge we would come out second half and play even worse .

He mustn't have bothered last night then !

 

[Stretch]

He mustn't have bothered last night then !

That's true because up until 70+ minutes we were very poor in the 2nd half last night. I haven't seen us make as many individual mistakes and misplace so many passes for ages. When we did kick into gear we finally looked like the team we have come to love this season.

Now as for Wilder's talk at 85 minutes....that's a different matter

 

[Jim Chimmerney]

Now as for Wilder's talk at 85 minutes....that's a different matter

Good point, although I believe his instruction was 'don't lose it and if we nick it, great' according to Sharpey.

 

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lavery with a bit of luck could have had two
So I would have classed that as a inspired substitution,previous managers couldn't have inspired Messi.

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

Bet everyone misses Adkins's inspirational half-time team talks

 

[SwissBlade]

Now as for Wilder's talk at 85 minutes....that's a different matter

Wilder: So keep the ball and if we get a chance, lets not waste it. Anything to add Knillo
Knill: Keep the shape, keep it tight, but press. Skipper?
Sharp: If you give it to the Billmeister, he'll score more goals.
Wilder: Is that you sharpey? Fair play.
Sharp: Yes its Billy Fucking Sharp, Billy Fucking Sharp Scores goals... just not pens
Wilder: Right lads, you heard sharpey, lets create chances for goals, because we've no chance if we get a pen!

 

[Chief_Froley]

Wilder: So keep the ball and if we get a chance, lets not waste it. Anything to add Knillo
Knill: Keep the shape, keep it tight, but press. Skipper?
Sharp: If you give it to the Billmeister, he'll score more goals.
Wilder: Is that you sharpey? Fair play.
Sharp: Yes its Billy Fucking Sharp, Billy Fucking Sharp Scores goals... just not pens
Wilder: Right lads, you heard sharpey, lets create chances for goals, because we've no chance if we get a pen!

Wilder: Right Knilly, any thoughts on second half tactics?
Knill: Pass the ball to Sharp
Wilder: You what mate?
Knill: Pass. The ball. To Sharp
Sound From Closet: Mmmmph!

The closet door bangs several times

Wilder: What was that sound?
Knill: Nothing mate, I don't hear anything and I most certainly can't hear anything coming from the closet... Have I ever talked to you about Billy Sharp?

Wilder walks over to the closet and opens the door to see a bound and gagged Knill...

Wilder: WHAT THE FUCK!?

The first Knill pulls off his mask to reveal Billy Sharp underneath

Sharp: Hahaha! It was me, Billy Sharp all along! I thought up this ruse because I'm so clever and strong and handsome! Me! Billy Sharp! You'll never catch me because I'm so fast and amazing! Billy Sharp! Billy Sharp! Billy Sharp!

 

[The_Green_Man]

Wilder - "It's as simple as this lads....If we win, we come in and get scrubbed up....Then we go out and get smashed, knilly will buy a round and I will buy the curry".

Knilly - "And if they lose gaffer?................"

Wilder - "If they lose then I will go out and get smashed....And you will be in first thing supervising circuits press ups and torture....Whilst I sit on my sofa looking at who to replace people with".....

 

[Jim Chimmerney]

Wilder - "It's as simple as this lads....If we win, we come in and get scrubbed up....Then we go out and get smashed, knilly will buy a round and I will buy the curry".

Knilly - "And if they lose gaffer?................"

Wilder - "If they lose then I will go out and get smashed....And you will be in first thing supervising circuits press ups and torture....Whilst I sit on my sofa looking at who to replace people with".....

He does stand there looking a bit like Bradley Walsh in Dale Bassett

 

[BushBlade]

Bet everyone misses Adkins's inspirational half-time team talks

I'm no expert but didn't Goose get killed when his ejector seat failed?

 

[BushBlade]

He does stand there looking a bit like Bradley Walsh in Dale Bassett

 

[Fulwood Blade]

I don't think we have had anybody since warnock, that can turn a team round like wilder is doing at the moment .Chesterfield/swindon come to mind as completely turning a game on its head.
When Mr adkins was in charge we would come out second half and play even worse .

You are right and what I would add is how we approached the 2nd half in both games - we started both with added tempo and played 5-10 yards urther up the field. It is a long time since I have seen any team and specifically United dominate 45 mins so much as those two games.

UTB

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

I'm no expert but didn't Goose get killed when his ejector seat failed?

I've asked Nigel Adkins and he's said: