Where’s Bert?

[Jimmy23]

Where is Bert

 

[The Crab]

Pretty sure he’s about

 

[Yogi]

His Bertship nipped onto shoutbox the other day

 

[Cappy]

His ghostwriter has been seen recently. As for Bert himself, who knows. Could have been dead in a freezer for years....would we know?

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

I'll wager Bert is either at his club or slumming it in Cuba restocking his cigar stash.

 

[Trigger Blade]

I'll wager Bert is either at his club or slumming it in Cuba restocking his cigar stash.

You could well be right SEB. He might also just have a llife outside S2 and possibly gets tired of reading the same old largely ill-informed rubbish on here every day from people less well informed than he is. I'm speculating somewhat, but I could imagine that to be the case

 

[biggiesablade]

You could well be right SEB. He might also just have a llife outside S2 and possibly gets tired of reading the same old largely ill-informed rubbish on here every day from people less well informed than he is. I'm speculating somewhat, but I could imagine that to be the case

Nah this shit don't get boring

 

[Gerritforud]

Shying away from some witless third person drivel, he once thought funny, no doubt.

 

[Jon Bon II]

Saw him yesterday with his trolley outside Aldi in Lincoln. Looked like he'd been stocking up on cheap lager for the wimmen's football extravaganza.

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

No point looking in Waitrose. They deliver these days.

 

[georgebernardshaw]

Shying away from some witless third person drivel, he once thought funny, no doubt.

More likely he’s thinking up themes for record breaking threads like Twats and Old Photos….you know, real contributions to the forum, you should try it some time.

 

[Jon Bon II]

More likely he’s thinking up themes for record breaking threads like Twats and Old Photos….you know, real contributions to the forum, you should try it some time.

 

[georgebernardshaw]

 

[Gerritforud]

Fuck me! What sad lives some lead, sat posting drivel for years looking for likes, reactions scores and "record breaking threads...."

 

[georgebernardshaw]

Fuck me! What sad lives some lead, sat posting drivel for years looking for likes, reactions scores and "record breaking threads...."

….and sitting there waiting to criticise them, a sad life indeed….

 

[BadgersBigToe]

He posted Saturday in General Chat section.

 

[Trickymicky]

Panic over