When did you first feel old as a United fan?

[Northyorksblade]

Yep 5 minutes walk down the road!

Spooky! Next time we stay with them, usually for a London game or if we're flying from Heathrow, we'll have to meet up for a pint. He's a Spurs fan, but fell out of love with the game a long time ago. Follows Saracens now.

 

[haich1889]

When I bought my daughter her first shirt.

When i realised i was saying "well done lad" to the oldest player on the pitch.

 

[Carlos Fandango]

Watching Lee Morris play in 1998 and remembering his dad Colin playing down the wing for us (I hope Colin Morris doesn't have any footballing grandchildren, I couldn't cope with watching three generations of the Morris family play for us!).
Secondly was realising I would never see a United player older than me play again (I think it was Gary Speed - my name gives away my age!).
There hasn't yet been a United manager younger than me, I'm hoping Wilder will stay for years to come, partly for that reason!

 

[metalblade]

When you start planning your route to and from the lane via places that you can go for a piss.

 

[torridon]

When you have to have a piss on way out as well as way in........just in case you can’t make it to pub without having an accident

Oh god that's me too!

 

[The Crab]

When Jags retires or packs it in, he's the same age as me so I think my dream of playing for united will be officially over when he goes (unless we sign Willy Cabellero) .........then its back on!

I wouldn't be too arsy about Cabellero coming to be fair, reasonable keeper

 

[The Crab]

When you start planning your route to and from the lane via places that you can go for a piss.

Every where I go I have to. Thank fuck Moor market is still open......

 

[broomhillblade]

When I returned to Sheffield in 1984 having lived abroad for the previous 18 years – and found that the match day experience had changed beyond all recognition (and not all for the better).

 

[Killamarshblades]

A few years ago, my nephew, who's now 15 asked - "Who's Brian Deane?"

Wolves away last season mine asked 'who's steve bull' in reference to the stand! Cue me boring them with tales of Deane and Agana vs Bull and Mutch!