What's happened to our Nigerian investor?

[dingledog]

I notice its gone ver quiet, no tweets, nothing, had he disappeared?

 

[SwissBlade]

Hopefully he's trying to find this 500 gazilion that he mentioned.

He's not tweeted since 19th Sept, so perhaps he's either had too many piss takers or he's been advised against tweeting

 

[Woodwaaard]

I know it's old hat but Kevin has probably given him his bank account details and sent him £50k in order to "facilitate" the investment.........................

 

[SwissBlade]

I know it's old hat but Kevin has probably given him his bank account details and sent him £50k in order to "facilitate" the investment.........................

Its one of the oldest hats out there....

 

[Kenilworth]

Fecked off to Malaysia to see what happened to the last feller that was interested in investing in a red and white striped millstone

 

[Kentblade]

Fecked off to Malaysia to see what happened to the last feller that was interested in investing in a red and white striped millstone

Proceed with caution.

 

[The One]

Huh? I didn't know about this.

A page on the yorkshirepost website says the money will possibly be available within 6-9months.

But like I said, fook knows!

 

[Sheff de party]

Nigerian investor: I'd like to invest in Sheffield United and carry on the fine job that Mr McCabe has done and continue to build on his legacy.

Olle and Metalblade are currently fighting to the death to see who gets to have a go first.

 

[Pinchy]

Whilst I am as sceptical as anyone about this, it was made clear from the outset that he was not an investor but a procurer.

 

[beightonblade]

I don't know DD ................... but the fooker keeps sending me texts abart PPI insurance claims !

 

[Sirius]

Whilst I am as sceptical as anyone about this, it was made clear from the outset that he was not an investor but a procurer.

I'm told you can get into searious trouble for procurement.

 

[Pinchy]

I'm told you can get into searious trouble for procurement.

Unless it was procurement of rent boys for Sir Edward Heath, in which case that might be the least of your worries, if you happened to be alive.

 

[BladeFisher]

Nigerian investor: I'd like to invest in Sheffield United and carry on the fine job that Mr McCabe has done and continue to build on his legacy.

Is that why I am getting e-mail requests to send money to some poor unfortunate in Abuja. What a scam, for the so and so to buy an English football team. Then I find out its Sheffield United!

Bloody hell why doesn't McCabe e-mail me himself!

 

[Jon Bon]

Unless it was procurement of rent boys for Sir Edward Heath, in which case that might be the least of your worries, if you happened to be alive.

Bloody idle bugger. You'd think he would have at least have got round to see his tenants once a month instead of sending kids round to collect it.

I wonder if Beighton employs rent boys...?

 

[georgebernardshaw]

Huh? I didn't know about this.

A page on the yorkshirepost website says the money will possibly be available within 6-9months.

But like I said, fook knows!

Nah, can't be right - a good Nigerian printer could do that in a couple of hours.

George

 

[blade too long]

It may take a while for the investment to pay off as Tupperware is new to Nigeria and hes only had 3 parties so far

 

[SwissBlade]

According to the OS Jacob Esan has now joined the PLC board

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

He seems happy enough with his new role