We're all miserable bastards at the moment so lets have a happy thread

[Smoked_Sammon]

What's everyones favourite blades related moments? Or just moments people have loved in football if you fancy that twist on things?

I'll start of with a recent pleasing moment, beating Westham in the cup, great feeling, great day and to be honest it was even better that we were in league 1 and they were in the prem, everyone in the footballing world could have a laugh at them.

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

I liked when we we used to be miles above clubs like Bournemouth, Hull and Swansea in the footballing pyramid.

How the fuck they ended up two leagues above us is absolutely baffling.

 

[Smoked_Sammon]

I liked when we we used to be miles above clubs like Bournemouth, Hull and Swansea in the footballing pyramid.

How the fuck they ended up two leagues above us is absolutely baffling.

Well that managed to undermine the whole concept of the thread but I suppose I was asking for it. I do agree but I do like seeing bournemouth doing well, gives me hope that one day we will pull it off, at the same time though it is a disgrace to be beat to the prem by a team that only had 3 sides to their stadium.

 

[Stretch]

I'm not miserable. If I supported Bolton I would be miserable.

 

[Barney]

What's everyones favourite blades related moments?

http://www.thestar.co.uk/sport/foot...rmed-adkins-leaves-sheffield-united-1-7906835

This was pretty orgasmic

 

[Bladesman]

I liked when we we used to be miles above clubs like Bournemouth, Hull and Swansea in the footballing pyramid.

How the fuck they ended up two leagues above us is absolutely baffling.

Only a matter of time before Hull and Swansea drop like a stone.

Swansea since their takeover are unravelling the structure at the club that got them where they are.

The bloke running Hull will fuck them up unless he manages to sell them as he is no longer going to invest money.

 

[knowsnowt]

A well lubed soft silicone spatula is a great aid if your tongue becomes tired mate, you can just sit there and slap the prawn with it, no cricked neck or crampy jaw! To her its virtually the same feeling. Pop the tube of lube in a glass of warm water beforehand btw, cold and clammy (pardon the pun) just don't go together.

 

[knowsnowt]

Apologies for that, I had a tab open on a sex forum too. It happens.

 

[Barney]

Apologies for that, I had a tab open on a sex forum too. It happens.

Happens to the best of us

 

[Jesus_was_a_Blade]

A well lubed soft silicone spatula is a great aid if your tongue becomes tired mate, you can just sit there and slap the prawn with it, no cricked neck or crampy jaw! To her its virtually the same feeling. Pop the tube of lube in a glass of warm water beforehand btw, cold and clammy (pardon the pun) just don't go together.

 

[Pierre's PC]

I'm not miserable it's just the last two results are a disaster for the club and we'll be lucky to be in the playoff places come may.

#everyoneout

 

[seanbeenstattoo]

Fuck United.
What REALLY makes me pissed off is when some grinning fucktard shop assistant/bar staff greet me with "Are you alright there"
What the fuck sort of thing is that to say?
I now respond with, "Not sure,feel a bit unwell. Where am I? I think I may have pissed myself"

Then,just to complete the fucktard nature of these shallow cretins,they say "See you later" when I depart having made my purchase.
No you won't you fuckwitted cunt. I'll never see you again and if I do I'll stab you in the face.


Coping with that sort of bollox makes our shit defence look positively shiny and effecient.

 

[Pierre's PC]

Fuck United.
What REALLY makes me pissed off is when some grinning fucktard shop assistant/bar staff greet me with "Are you alright there"
What the fuck sort of thing is that to say?
I now respond with, "Not sure,feel a bit unwell. Where am I? I think I may have pissed myself"

Then,just to complete the fucktard nature of these shallow cretins,they say "See you later" when I depart having made my purchase.
No you won't you fuckwitted cunt. I'll never see you again and if I do I'll stab you in the face.


Coping with that sort of bollox makes our shit defence look positively shiny and effecient.

 

[mattbianco1]

23 years ago today, this was number 1

 

[The Crab]

Happens to the best of us

Yeah, thanks to a tragic case of "wrong tab" they now think I have a pecadillo for Geese. This is embarassing even by the standards set by the site.

 

[The Crab]

Fuck United.
What REALLY makes me pissed off is when some grinning fucktard shop assistant/bar staff greet me with "Are you alright there"
What the fuck sort of thing is that to say?
I now respond with, "Not sure,feel a bit unwell. Where am I? I think I may have pissed myself"

Then,just to complete the fucktard nature of these shallow cretins,they say "See you later" when I depart having made my purchase.
No you won't you fuckwitted cunt. I'll never see you again and if I do I'll stab you in the face.


Coping with that sort of bollox makes our shit defence look positively shiny and effecient.

A favourite of mine is "can I help you" as soon as you walk into a shop. Yes you can, fuck off and leave me alone.

 

[Northyorksblade]

What's everyones favourite blades related moments? Or just moments people have loved in football if you fancy that twist on things?

I'll start of with a recent pleasing moment, beating Westham in the cup, great feeling, great day and to be honest it was even better that we were in league 1 and they were in the prem, everyone in the footballing world could have a laugh at them.

We really are a miserable lot! I'll give you a silly one that made me laugh a lot. Walking away from Hllsborough having beaten that lot, walking back to the car trying not to look too pleased. Pig in front of us ranting at a couple of Blades fans, turned round to give them a bit more abuse, so he was walking backwards up the road. He turned back and walked straight into a lamp post. Even the pigs laughed, but no one longer and louder than us.

 

[TBW57]

How about "Did you want beans with that?"

Yes, I did and I still do.

 

[Jehovah]

I really enjoyed it when we went 1-0 up v Gillingham

 

[northsomersetblade]

23 years ago today, this was number 1

Yeah and then we got Tony Blair

 

[snootyfenooty]

Two TC moments here. if they don't make you smile then there really is no hope for you:

1. TC sitting on the ball vs Arsenal. OK this is well documented but what made it even funnier was Alan Ball getting proper mards on even though he instigated it the year before.
2. Emlyn Hughes bleating to the media about TC being unprofessional due to him nutmegging fellow pro's too frequently. So United play Liverpool a couple of weeks later and yeah, you guessed the rest.

RIP those two mentioned above by the way. Great players.