Someone on BladesUnited did a cracking little skit of Len critiquing his Mrs' housework and tea making capabilities.
Indeed they did
Mrs degoey1: 'What do you want for your tea love ?'
Len: 'I find it embarrassing that you need to ask'
Mrs degoey1: 'Sorry love, egg and chips ?'
Len: 'I can't believe we've been married for 6 years and haven't progressed past egg and chips, it's not rocket science you know'
Mrs degoey1: 'What do you mean love'
Len: 'If you can't see what I mean I'm not going to explain it for you'
Mrs degoey1: 'C'mon Lenny darling, sit yourself down and we'll talk about it'
Len: 'I'm not going to discuss this with someone who quite clearly can't see the bigger picture.'
Mrs degoey1: 'Steak ?'
Len: 'I rest my case'
Mrs degoey1: 'Eh ?'
Len: 'I suggest you think about what I said earlier, I'm not going to repeat myself.'
Mrs degoey: 'God, you're an infuriating bugger at times'
Len: 'Typical, lose an argument and you resort to abuse.'
Mrs degoey: 'I give up. Anyway, Lenny Jr rang earlier, he's decided to leave that job at McDonalds you got for him. He's been offered the managers job at Burger King, twice the money and better prospects.'
Len: 'What ! Why do I bother working day in day out, investing in the lad's future, paying for him to get through school and university for him to treat us like that.'
Mrs degoey1: 'I think you'll find his schooling was paid for with that grant, didn't cost us a penny'
Len: 'Burger King quite clearly had a better advertising campaign, it's not rocket science. We may as well scrap the education system in this country'
Mrs degoey1: 'What are you on about'
Len: 'If you can't see it, I'm not going to explain it to you.'
Mrs degoey1: 'Whatever. Anyway, you always said you wanted him to better himself and that if you'd had your way he would have progressed earlier'
Len: 'Aye, any realist could have seen that.'
Mrs degoey1: 'So, for the last time, what do you want for your tea ?'
Len: 'Them next door are much poorer than us, she can't even cook and I bet they're not having egg and chips'
Mrs degoey1: 'Then go and bloody live with them then!!'
Len: 'That's not the issue here and you know it. I confidently predict that they will get a bigger and better car than us by the end of the year and it's all down to your bad management'
Mrs degoey1: 'WHAT !!'
Len: 'Look, all the sensible minded people can see it, why can't you. It's obvious, and if you take your head out of the sand and see what's actually going on, maybe you can learn from it'
Mrs degoey1: 'WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR TEA ???'
Len: 'I bet that Neil Warnock's sat there supping tea when he should be out with the players'
Mrs degoey1: 'Jeez !!!!'