Time to Chillax and look at the bigger picture

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SwissBlade

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Ok so Paddy looks on his way, Naysmith's gone, Killa went last season, Walker and Naughton went in the summer and Ugo retired last summer.... that leaves us with Morgs from the entire defence that served us so well the season before last.

But is it time to panic, dudes? No way!!!!

I bring to your attention the incredible Jordan Stewart and the legend that is France.

After a season when the team was hit by injuries, France hardly got chance to lace up his boots before finding comfort and solace with the physio...

Stewart picked up a few knocks, but mostly the missunderstood talent was biding his time on the sidelines, picking up a few cameo slots until his big chance came.

Some said he was fecking dreadful, some said he was bloody awful, others just said he was chuffing shocking. But all agreed that he was not a footballer.

But Blackie saw something in this lad. As did I.

At 1-0 down away at Donny I really got chance to see this lad. 1st half, he entered the pitch and played like he was the worst footballer that ever signed on as a professional football player, but that wasn't the end of the story. As the crowd turned on Blackie for his infamous shrug, we all knew from Stewart's game that there was a golden ray of sunlight trying to burst through the rainy Donny sky that day. There had to be. He couldn't be that bad we all thought...

Then it happened, 2nd half the game turned in our favour, ok so there was no ray of sunlight, no parting of the red sea... but Stewart achieved something... He showed that he could be just below average!

This is the future ladies and gents, get ready to sing his name, be prepared to queue up Cherry street to get the famous '19 Stewart' printed on the back of your shirt!

Good times are ahead and this time next year we'll be carrying the Stew-meister aloft through the streets of Sheffield

Arise Sir Jordon Stewart ... your time is now
 

The bigger picture is the big saving I am making on not buying a season ticket. :D
 
I know the ale in Europe can be a little costly, but are you on glue now instead?:D:D:D

I will say this quietly, but I have a plan... with the vultures circling above Blades Fans Favourites, I thought by raising the profile of the "Jordonator" then we may be able to have the last laugh
 
remember getting into an argument about stewart in the second game of the season in the john st stand i had seen enough of his game to know he was,nt good enough,and some silly owd twat responded with but he is playing out of position, i retorted with he is fuckin useless at that position as well, i know i should know better !
 

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