Things faster than COH Sports are at buying players

[Slim Man]

- The cogs turning in Tom Cannon's brain

- Captain Tom Moore hobbling along the Great Wall of China

- Glen Little jogging

- Tug boat

- Connor Sammon's follicle growth

- Thatcher's corpse rotting

- The scout reports for Woo

- The first Monday back at work after the new year

- Aaron Davies diving low to either side

 

[Revolution]

James Maddison leaving the field having been substituted when his team are leading.

 

[Slim Man]

Tinsley viaduct at about 5:20pm

 

[SufcBilly]

Tinsley viaduct at about 5:20pm

No need for that

 

[ryza]

GTA 6

 

[Slim Man]

GTA 6

A great shout

 

[SufcBilly]

Work on a Friday

 

[Slim Man]

Jim White's semen buildup

 

[s20Blade]

[Insert fax machine joke]

 

[Scarebus]

Glacial motion

Elephant Pregnancy

Evolution of man from the primordial soup

 

[Richeee]

A snail with a broken foot..

Ok i know they dont have feet but you kinda know what im getting at

 

[Macfarlane21]

HS2 getting built

 

[Jimmy Fleck]

Harrison Burrows medical

 

[Macfarlane21]

A Reform-UK supporter realising that they've already been duped by Nigel Farage before with Brexit

 

[blade86]

Our fans wetting their beds

 

[Slim Man]

Our fans wetting their beds

"OuR fAnS wEtTiNg ThEiR bEdS"

 

[Slim Man]

Evolution of man from the primordial soup

have a like for primordial soup

 

[ThatJa]

Wednesday paying their players....

 

[SUFCinks]

Rik waller running the London Marathon

 

[Gin&Juice]

Your Irish da getting his wallet out at the boozer.

 

[knowsnowt]

Uncle Susan dehydrating apples with her foot.

 

[BladeByChoice]

A snail with a broken foot..

Ok i know they dont have feet but you kinda know what im getting at

Actually they do have a foot (jokes about dick size accepted here).

 

[The Fox]

SAG doing a U turn .

 

[robbiez666]

Michael Higdon changing direction

 

[b1ade4life]

GTA 6

Interesting fact, it will have cost more to produce gta6 than the building costs for the Burj Khalifa

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

BBC making something worth watching.

 

[Lord Eddard Muir]

Norwich City throw-ins when Farke was in charge and they were a goal up.

 

[Esteban Cambiasso]

Kier Starmer smashing the gangs

 

[Houston_Blade]

Neil Shipperley’s van

 

[dexter101]

Barry Bannan's hair growth