Sean the Blade
Member
Chris Morgan wakes up one morning to find a leprechaun at the end of his bed “Quinny what you doin in mi room?” he asks.
“I am not the ginger ninja, I am the Sheffield Council leprechaun and I am here to grant you three wishes”
“Oh great”
“But I must warn you, I work for the council, so everything you wish for, every Sheffield Wednesday fan will get double what you do!”
“Oh reyt, well mi first wish is to give the Blades another chance in the Premiership”
“Tis done Chris, but remember Wednesday Will get TWO chances in the Premiership!”
“Thats ok, mi next wish, I want thirty thousand season ticket holders at Sheffield United”
“Tis done, but remember Wednesday will get sixty thousand season ticket holders”
“That’s ok, now, mi last wish…”
“Remember Chris, EVERY Wednesday fan will get double what you wish for”
“Do you know what leprechaun, I’ve always wanted to donate a KIDNEY….”
“I am not the ginger ninja, I am the Sheffield Council leprechaun and I am here to grant you three wishes”
“Oh great”
“But I must warn you, I work for the council, so everything you wish for, every Sheffield Wednesday fan will get double what you do!”
“Oh reyt, well mi first wish is to give the Blades another chance in the Premiership”
“Tis done Chris, but remember Wednesday Will get TWO chances in the Premiership!”
“Thats ok, mi next wish, I want thirty thousand season ticket holders at Sheffield United”
“Tis done, but remember Wednesday will get sixty thousand season ticket holders”
“That’s ok, now, mi last wish…”
“Remember Chris, EVERY Wednesday fan will get double what you wish for”
“Do you know what leprechaun, I’ve always wanted to donate a KIDNEY….”
