The Fax Machine Joke ......

[MobileBlade]

.......can now hopefully be laid to rest and we can now spend the next five years having to suffer comments about You Tube. Low behold anyone who mentions the fax machine moving forward - you will now be put down by a comment about You Tube. Simply cannot wait. Honest.

 

[TJB.]

The fax machine joke still has legs because, in hindsight, it's pretty damn funny.

If we still even use faxes now I'd be amazed!

 

[raul]

What about players who contract Influenza in January? Is it ok if we still use that?

 

[MobileBlade]

The fax machine joke still has legs because, in hindsight, it's pretty damn funny.

If we still even use faxes now I'd be amazed!

The fax machine joke ran out of legs on 1st September 2011.

 

[Barney]

Agree. Anyone still using fax machine puns/jokes, I think You ought to Tube it down and get with the topic.

 

[georgebernardshaw]

Fax machine and maggots

OK?

 

[Esablade]

...it's ok, we are now officially on't net:



..some crazy fool only went and installed Twitter on there also...hence the transfer madness!

 

[wizadry]

What about getting sunstroke on the golf course, are we allowed to use that one?

 

[MobileBlade]

Agree. Anyone still using fax machine puns/jokes, I think You ought to Tube it down and get with the topic.

What has got a hazel nut in every bite?

 

[Treeton Blade]

Can we still mention Simmo`s penalty?

 

[The Crab]

The fax machine joke still has legs because, in hindsight, it's pretty damn funny.

If we still even use faxes now I'd be amazed!

We have one at work, sort of a combi printer / copier / fax thing. If the one at Bramall Lane works as "well" as ours, no wonder fuck all gets done.

 

[The Crab]

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Can we still mention Simmo`s penalty?

Please don't. When that bugger lands it will get all fucking War of the Worlds or something because it's smashed Emperor Tharg's greenhouse window.

 

[Grappler]

Alan Knill always knew that his summer "work experience" scheme back in the 80's, with Rank Xerox, would come in handy one day.......

 

[Barney]

What has got a hazel nut in every bite?

Go on...

Showing yer age here.

 

[The Crab]

You can stick your Fax Machine up your arse, Kev's going retro

 

[Rodley]

The fax machine joke ran out of legs on 1st September 2011.

People who make the Fax Machine gags still think "Yo Momma" jokes are cutting edge and see Michael McIntyre as edgy / avant garde.

 

[west_yorks_blade]

I've got a brilliant new fax machine joke for you all.

Best joke I've heard in years. Genuinely hilarious.

However, I can't exactly remember the clever and intricate play on words that it turns on, so I've asked my mate in the office at BL to fax it over to me as he's got the only written copy.

Will publish on here as soon as I get it......

 

[The Crab]

I've got a brilliant new fax machine joke for you all.

Best joke I've heard in years. Genuinely hilarious.

However, I can't exactly remember the clever and intricate play on words that it turns on, so I've asked my mate in the office at BL to fax it over to me as he's got the only written copy.

Will publish on here as soon as I get it......

Here it is......

 

[Bedrock Blade]

What about getting sunstroke on the golf course, are we allowed to use that one?

Or taking a shit in a bunker?

 

[I should coco]

Or taking a shit in a bunker?

A suppose Adolf had to do quite a few of those in the last few months of the war.

His fax machine probably still worked okay but he had no-one left to fax. Hang on.....

I see another hilarious Hitler video coming......

 

[Bedrock Blade]

A suppose Adolf had to do quite a few of those in the last few months of the war.

His fax machine probably still worked okay but he had no-one left to fax. Hang on.....

I see another hilarious Hitler video coming......

Adolf Windass?

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

People who make the Fax Machine gags still think "Yo Momma" jokes are cutting edge and see Michael McIntyre as edgy / avant garde.

You've wandered a bit too far Rodders, the twat thread is back that way

 

[FleaPitBlade]

The 'fax machine' is a total myth. The transfer falling through that led to the running joke was a balls up at the other clubs end. United, in good faith, didn't point the finger and then it got mentioned it was a fax machine error and everyone just assumed it was on our part.

 

[raul]

Thanks for clearing that up Simon.

 

[Pollingtonblade]

Thanks for clearing that up Simon.

Yeah I always thought we were the example others followed :-/

 

[MobileBlade]

The 'fax machine' is a total myth. The transfer falling through that led to the running joke was a balls up at the other clubs end. United, in good faith, didn't point the finger and then it got mentioned it was a fax machine error and everyone just assumed it was on our part.

So what was the excuse for the You Tube video. Oh shit, wasn't going to go there ......

 

[PeteBlade]

The 'fax machine' is a total myth. The transfer falling through that led to the running joke was a balls up at the other clubs end. United, in good faith, didn't point the finger and then it got mentioned it was a fax machine error and everyone just assumed it was on our part.

I bet Beattie really did have flu too.

 

[Darthblade]

People who make the Fax Machine gags still think "Yo Momma" jokes are cutting edge and see Michael McIntyre as edgy / avant garde.

I don't think you should all be quite so carried away with excitement just yet ...........

We've only made two signings so far ( although both are promising ) and we haven't managed to offload any of the transfer listed wasters or Scougal & Done.

MUCH more business needs to be done in the next few days before we start dreaming about a serious promotion challenge ......

UTB & FTP

 

[DifferentClass]

I generally only use fax machines for sending loops of my photocopied arse to people I don't like.

 

[PeteBlade]

I generally only use fax machines for sending loops of my photocopied arse to people I don't like.

Please stop sending these to me, enough is enough it's been 13 years.