The Bramall Lane Book Club

[biggiesablade]

Chapter 1:
Have you ever been so pumped you want to completely flip out? I mean like really really flip out.

People get pumped about all sorts of things: sports, pets, making out, or motorcycles. Do you want to know what gets me pumped? Ninjas. Ninjas are so sweet, I want to crap my pants.

When I wake up in the morning, I lay in bed for a few hours and practice kicking and punching with my feet and arms. (Don't worry, homey, I'm only practicing.) After that, I go eat breakfast with Mom, like eggs and toast and stuff. Then I go nuts: I throw towels, scream at birds, and spit on the carpet. And THEN after all that, my dog Francine and I dress up like ninjas and make forts and fight and French and flip out all day.

mansfieldblade

 

[Montymagic]

We should all follow this old girl's example and come armed with literature for future fixtures.

We may as well become more edified while we're getting skullfucked.

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Pretty sure that's bible, it's our only way out of this mess, prayers.