VespaBlade
Lord of Dingletown (formerly of CiL, Worksop)
I was re reading an old issue of that favourite Utd book the piggysauris and have copied a few items for your perusal
‘playing in blue and white stripes’ meaning..to do something badly.
eg ‘Darren your client was unexpectedly jailed today, can you explain why?’ ‘Sorry boss I was up the new au pair all last night and then I had to review a new article in Wikipedia so I obviously didn’t get much kip. So when I got to work I must of worn me blue and white striped shirt.
‘Ben Marshall’s gone back to Stoke’ a sad comment when your loved one has gone back to their previous better looking, better endowed, more successful boyfriend.
‘a right Gary Smegson’ to mean.. a right twat, especially if it’s a smug ginger twat.
Eg ‘That Gary Megson is a right Gary Megson and so is Mick Hucknall’
‘its like Wednesdays trophy cabinet’ to mean.. something bare and probably never has anything but dust and cobwebs in.
eg ‘I’ve just seen Foxy down the chippy looking dejected, he said it was his birthday and when he got home Linz was on the bed waiting for him all Wednesdays trophy cabinet with some baby oil.’ ‘what did he do?’ ‘ well as I said I saw him down the chippy’
‘miss Sheffield Wednesday 2001’ a fat, ugly, badly dressed lady indulging in tight tracky bottoms and a too tight blue and white football shirt which exposes a flabby belly commonly seen round Hillsborough, Sheffield on alternate weekends
‘OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!’ internal exclamation made by many a Sheffield man after waking up next to a miss Sheffield Wednesday 2001 after too much alcoholic beverage the night before, whilst outwardly smiling before doing her again followed by broken promises of phone calls, dates etc.
‘it’s a world Cup ground’ a shithole, a dump site, Hillsborough, a teenagers bedroom etc
‘Gannon’s hair’ of a lady who shall we say doesn’t trim the garden area of herself too often
‘McCabes wallet’ something shut! ‘I was going to the Globe for a pint but it was closed, so I walked to the Howard and it was closed, so I went to the Tap and that was closed, I can’t believe every pub in Sheffield was McCabes Wallet. It was only 4 in the morning!’
‘Ollies shed’ the mighty mighty SHEFFIELD UNITED!
Apologies if anyone (Linz esp) takes offence
Blades Piggysauris.
A Sheffield phrase guide to speaking proper!
‘Wednesdays been relegated again’ I’ve just had a shit.‘playing in blue and white stripes’ meaning..to do something badly.
eg ‘Darren your client was unexpectedly jailed today, can you explain why?’ ‘Sorry boss I was up the new au pair all last night and then I had to review a new article in Wikipedia so I obviously didn’t get much kip. So when I got to work I must of worn me blue and white striped shirt.
‘Ben Marshall’s gone back to Stoke’ a sad comment when your loved one has gone back to their previous better looking, better endowed, more successful boyfriend.
‘a right Gary Smegson’ to mean.. a right twat, especially if it’s a smug ginger twat.
Eg ‘That Gary Megson is a right Gary Megson and so is Mick Hucknall’
‘its like Wednesdays trophy cabinet’ to mean.. something bare and probably never has anything but dust and cobwebs in.
eg ‘I’ve just seen Foxy down the chippy looking dejected, he said it was his birthday and when he got home Linz was on the bed waiting for him all Wednesdays trophy cabinet with some baby oil.’ ‘what did he do?’ ‘ well as I said I saw him down the chippy’
‘miss Sheffield Wednesday 2001’ a fat, ugly, badly dressed lady indulging in tight tracky bottoms and a too tight blue and white football shirt which exposes a flabby belly commonly seen round Hillsborough, Sheffield on alternate weekends
‘OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!’ internal exclamation made by many a Sheffield man after waking up next to a miss Sheffield Wednesday 2001 after too much alcoholic beverage the night before, whilst outwardly smiling before doing her again followed by broken promises of phone calls, dates etc.
‘it’s a world Cup ground’ a shithole, a dump site, Hillsborough, a teenagers bedroom etc
‘Gannon’s hair’ of a lady who shall we say doesn’t trim the garden area of herself too often
‘McCabes wallet’ something shut! ‘I was going to the Globe for a pint but it was closed, so I walked to the Howard and it was closed, so I went to the Tap and that was closed, I can’t believe every pub in Sheffield was McCabes Wallet. It was only 4 in the morning!’
‘Ollies shed’ the mighty mighty SHEFFIELD UNITED!
Apologies if anyone (Linz esp) takes offence
