Ollessendro
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In light of recent developments, the executive board of ‘sunshine band’ have decided to call a ceasefire on their war on positivity. So we ask all ‘sunshine band’ members to lay down their arms and allow the clappers to be as positive as they would like without any objections. The war is over (for now).
It appears that some ‘clappers’ have no sense of humour, can’t handle ‘heated debate’, don’t like to be challenged on their argument and have forgot what banter is. Provoking people is simply out of order (in some eyes) and you must put you’re your fishing rods for now, take your tongues from being tucked inside your cheek and be a good citizen. Dummies have been spat, insults have been thrown around and it is time for the sophisticated members of the forum (the ‘sunshine band’) to lead by example and call for peace.
It’s time to get out your Red and White tinted spectacles, get the Prozac out of the cupboard and clap until your hands bleed. ‘Ploddy’, errr … I meant Monty is indeed the midfield maestro, ‘elpiton’ is the answer we were looking for in central midfield and super Ched Evans will come good (remember he is a development player). Cheap as chips mark II, ermm …. sorry I mean Speedo, has indeed being seen walking across the River Don (without the aid of a bridge) and hence we should expect promotion soon.
Yes unfortunately some clouds have come over in S24u and are now blocking the bright rays of sunshine that have been flowing of late. Remember that ‘hoofy’, I mean Kevin Blackwell has the best % win record for any Sheffield United manager, ‘McCheap’, sorry …. The messiah that Kevin McCabe is actually a god and has given more to Sheffield United than Ghandi gave to India and that our current squad fills the philosophy ‘quality over quantity’.
So boys, if the Bovril is runny then keep your mouth shut, if the pies are awful don’t say a word and if the sheets in the hotel are dirty then don’t make a peep. If the girl in the ticket office is as thick as short planks then smile and wish her a nice day, kiss the person behind the desk of the superstore (despite their rudeness and ignorance) and be nice to Blackwell’s wife serving the pies.
We can enter into these peace negotiations with the ‘clappers’ with or heads held high. We have fought hard and indeed have lost some good men (RIP Big Mart) but now is the time for love and peace. Take out those leather sandals, roll and spliff and see just how rosy things are at BDTBL. Let’s all be calm ……. It’s time to be objective. I may not get there with you, but I hope that one day we can embrace the likes of Duncan, Matt B, SV and Wards as our brothers.
It appears that some ‘clappers’ have no sense of humour, can’t handle ‘heated debate’, don’t like to be challenged on their argument and have forgot what banter is. Provoking people is simply out of order (in some eyes) and you must put you’re your fishing rods for now, take your tongues from being tucked inside your cheek and be a good citizen. Dummies have been spat, insults have been thrown around and it is time for the sophisticated members of the forum (the ‘sunshine band’) to lead by example and call for peace.
It’s time to get out your Red and White tinted spectacles, get the Prozac out of the cupboard and clap until your hands bleed. ‘Ploddy’, errr … I meant Monty is indeed the midfield maestro, ‘elpiton’ is the answer we were looking for in central midfield and super Ched Evans will come good (remember he is a development player). Cheap as chips mark II, ermm …. sorry I mean Speedo, has indeed being seen walking across the River Don (without the aid of a bridge) and hence we should expect promotion soon.
Yes unfortunately some clouds have come over in S24u and are now blocking the bright rays of sunshine that have been flowing of late. Remember that ‘hoofy’, I mean Kevin Blackwell has the best % win record for any Sheffield United manager, ‘McCheap’, sorry …. The messiah that Kevin McCabe is actually a god and has given more to Sheffield United than Ghandi gave to India and that our current squad fills the philosophy ‘quality over quantity’.
So boys, if the Bovril is runny then keep your mouth shut, if the pies are awful don’t say a word and if the sheets in the hotel are dirty then don’t make a peep. If the girl in the ticket office is as thick as short planks then smile and wish her a nice day, kiss the person behind the desk of the superstore (despite their rudeness and ignorance) and be nice to Blackwell’s wife serving the pies.
We can enter into these peace negotiations with the ‘clappers’ with or heads held high. We have fought hard and indeed have lost some good men (RIP Big Mart) but now is the time for love and peace. Take out those leather sandals, roll and spliff and see just how rosy things are at BDTBL. Let’s all be calm ……. It’s time to be objective. I may not get there with you, but I hope that one day we can embrace the likes of Duncan, Matt B, SV and Wards as our brothers.
could you step in to negotiate talks between the two 'rival factions' Derrywan??! 
