Stand up if you love VAR

[brownblade]

This is a comedy VAR chant suggestions thread. For actual use at BDTBL this season.

Give me a V. Give me an A. Give me an R. We love VAR, say we love VAR.

 

[FMBlade1]

 

[Ndiayewillalwaysloveyou]

Look at the acceleration from Fleck for the goal. Prime JF was absolutely quality on a football pitch.

 

[brownblade]

Why why why VAR? Try try try VAR
(Tune of Delilah)

"When we want football to be boring; Here's VAR, the crowd stops roaring.
When we think we've scored the winner, wait, it's not. Long old wait - yep - it's got crossed off."
(Tune of I'm Only Sleeping)


These are pretty bad. But I'm sure there is gold to be mined.

 

[blade67]

This is a comedy VAR chant suggestions thread. For actual use at BDTBL this season.

Give me a V. Give me an A. Give me an R. We love VAR, say we love VAR.

Can't see this taking off.

However what will be popular is that if VAR goes against us we will all chant "fuck Var" vigorously.

Until - we think VAR might help us, in which case we will all scream for it to be used.

I think this makes us mindless hypocrites, but I'll probably join in

 

[blade67]

Look at the acceleration from Fleck for the goal. Prime JF was absolutely quality on a football pitch.

World class finish from Mcburnie. The way he tempts the keeper into thinking he can save it, by hitting it straight at him. Fucking genius

 

[8lade]

VAR has fucked it up again, clap clappa clap clap clap clappa clap clap



I just wanted to write lots of 'claps'.

 

[Gaini Blade]

VAR has fucked it up again, clap clappa clap clap clap clappa clap clap



I just wanted to write lots of 'claps'.

That's the worst dose of the clap that I've seen for a long time.

 

[Bladesman]

Look at the acceleration from Fleck for the goal. Prime JF was absolutely quality on a football pitch.

We would have to strap a motor to him to get him back up to that speed again.

That version of VAR has gone now. They won't go back to review a handball or foul that was outside the box in the build up to a goal.